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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart Sells His Soul (S07E07)

"Where'd you get five bucks? I want five bucks."
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"How could you do that? Your soul is the most valuable part of you."
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"You believe in that junk?"
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"Well, whether or not the soul is physically real, Bart..."
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"it's the symbol of everything fine inside us."
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"I'll keep my crappy sponges, thanks."
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"Bart, your soul is the only part of you that lasts forever."
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"For five dollars, Milhouse could own you for a zillion years."
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"Well, if you think he got such a good deal, I'll sell you my conscience for 4.50."
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"I'll throw in my sense of decency too."
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"It's a Bart sales event! Everything about me must go!"
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"Hey, boy. How ya doin'?"
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"Man! What's gotten into you?"
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"Thank you, door!"
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"Some ice cream guy's gonna see that, and it'll blow his mind.!"
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"Let me try."
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"Way to breathe, No-Breath."
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"This is getting weird."
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"Sanjay, to the entrance with the Windex."
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"So, come on. I need a name that says friendly, all-American cooking."
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"I like it!"
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"I got it! Madman Moe's Pressure Cooker!"
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"I like it!"
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"Hey, how about Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag?"
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"I hate it."
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"Oh, boy! The deep fryer's here."
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"I got it used from the navy."
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"You could flash-fry a buffalo in 40 seconds."
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"Forty seconds? But I want it now!"
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"The Itchy & Scratchy Show"
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"Ah!"
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"I know that's funny, but I'm just not laughing."
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"Hmm. Pablo Neruda said laughter is the language of the soul."
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"I think we should do a test."
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"D'oh!"
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"- Somebody help me! I'm stuck in a banister! - Well?"
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"- I think you really did lose your soul. - Good boy!"
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"- Hmm? - Nothing."
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"Ow! Help me! Ow!"
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"Hi. Is Milhouse home?"
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"He's playing in the dirt with his army men."
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"Oh, and a white piece of paper, I believe."
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"Cover me, Sarge. I'm going after Bart's soul."
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"If the ayatollah can't have it, no one can!"
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"- Uh, you know, Milhouse- - Ye-e-e-es?"
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"- Bet you're gettin' tired of that soul, huh? - No!"
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"Oh. You wanna buy it back, Bart?"
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"Sure. No problem."
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"- Fifty bucks. - What?"
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"Who's stupid now, huh?"
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"If you like good food, good fun..."
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"and a whole lot of crazy crap on the walls..."
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"then come on down to Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag."
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"At Moe's, we serve good, old-fashioned home cooking..."
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"deep-fried to perfection."
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"Now, that's "Moe" like it!"
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"So bring the whole family- mom, dad, kids."
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"Uh, no old people. They're not covered by our insurance."
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"It's fun! And remember our guarantee."
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"If I'm not smiling when your check comes, your meal's on me- Uncle Moe!"
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"Come to Uncle Moe's for family fun"
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"It's good, good, good, good Good-good-good"
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"Mmm! Sounds good."
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"Mmm!"
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"Hmm. Bart, what's wrong? There's something a little off about your hug."
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"Mom, I need to tell you something. I kind of-"
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"Uh-uh! Uh-uh! Let me guess. A mother can always tell."
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"Mm-mmm."
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"It's not swim test anxiety."
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"It almost feels like you're missing something- something important."
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"Like I don't have a soul?"
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"Aw, honey. You're not a monster."
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"My soul's like a toy that never breaks."
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"- I'm master blaster! - My soul can take your soul.!"
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"Bart sold his soul And that's just swell"
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"Now he's going straight to"
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"Hello, operator Give me number nine"
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"No soul, huh?"
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"Don't worry. I'm still behind ya."
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"Ha-ha!"
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"Ahoy there, friends! Everybody find a first mate!"
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"Oh! I choose Martin!"
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"Bart, it's time to end this dream"
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"And don't forget the standard scream"
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"Huh! Now I've seen everything."
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"Hiya, folks. Welcome to Uncle Moe's."
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"Aw, look at all the cute little minors."
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"Wow, that's Moe. The guy from the ad!"
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"Street signs indoors? Whatever!"
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"Now, Rod, you order anything you want for your big 10-0."
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"Million-dollar birthday fries!"
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"Uh-oh!"
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""Moe gets so excited when you order his million-dollar birthday fries..."
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"he just has to celebrate. ""
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"Here you go! Here I am!"
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"Uncle Moe! Thank you, ma'am! This'll be a treat!"
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"Please take the fries off my head, kid."
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"The basket is extremely hot."
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"How are the southwestern pizza fingers?"
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"Uh, they're, um, "awesomely outrageous. ""
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"Let me level with you, Marge. That's just our name for bottom-feeding suction eel."
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"You don't want that. Why don't you try Moe's Hobo Chicken Chili."
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"I start with the best part- the neck."
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"And then I add secret hobo spices."
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"Yeah."
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"Ooh, sorry, kid. Sorry. I'm not used to the laughter of children."
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"It cuts through me like a dentist's drill."
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"But, no, that was funny, you taking away my dignity like that. Ha-ha."
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"I would like to say grace."
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"Lord, have mercy on my soul..."
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"and Mom's soul, and Dad's soul, and Maggie's soul."
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"Bart!"
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"Silence, you fool. It can be ours."
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"Run, boy! Run!"
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"Run for your life..."
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"boy.!"
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"Milhouse."
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"Milhouse, you win. I want this nightmare to end."
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"Leave this place. You are in great danger."
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"Where's Milhouse?"
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