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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart Sells His Soul (S07E07)

"He went to his grandma's place while we're sprayin' for potato bugs."
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"Oh. When Milhouse left, did you notice if he was carrying a piece of paper?"
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"Oh, yeah. You don't forget a thing like that."
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"Oh, God."
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"Here you go! Here I am! Uncle Moe! Thank you, ma'am!"
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"This'll be a treat! Uncle Moe! Here I am, while you eat!"
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"- Yea! Now do it for Terri! - What, it's your birthday too?"
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"We're twins."
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"Here you go. Here I am. Eat your fries. Eat 'em."
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"Here's you!"
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"Aw, geez. And you got the stink lines and everything?"
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"Oh, dude, you did not smile. We eat for free."
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"Come on, Shoshana. Let's roll. Ha-ha!"
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"But I sang you the potato stuffings!"
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"Come on! I sang you the potato stuffings!"
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"Look at the vein on that guy's forehead. He's gonna blow!"
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"Unkie Moe?"
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"What... is it, sweetheart?"
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"My sodie is too cold. My teef hurt."
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"Oh, your "teef" hurt, huh? Your "teef" hurt?"
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"Well, that's too freakin' bad! I'll tell you where you can put your freakin' "sodie" too!"
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"Oh, my goodness.!"
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"Ow! My freakin' ears!"
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"Oh, let's go, dear."
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"Well, I expect that type of language at Denny's, but not here!"
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"Aw, come on, folks, wait."
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"Please come back. Please! I got a new offer."
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"Whenever Uncle Moe threatens you, you get a free steak-fish."
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"Okay, okay, Milhouse's grandmother lives on 257 th Street..."
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"and I'm on 3rd."
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"Ohh."
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"I know you and your wife and every part of you"
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"Son, you wait here while Daddy tries to talk some sense into this raving derelict."
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"Ah, what the hell do you want- You still owe me $50-"
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"Alfred Hitchcock stole every idea I ever had! He came into my room and-"
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"Who's been stealing your thoughts?"
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"Did you ever read The Old Curiosity Shop? They made that with John Gielgud-"
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"I have powers that-"
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"- Hello, Ralph. - Aah! Uh, hi, Bart."
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"I know you from school."
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"Yes."
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"A simple proposition, Ralph. How would you like to make a dollar?"
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"Uh, I don't know."
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"All you have to do is sign a paper that says I can have your soul."
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"Yours!"
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"Hey! What's going on over there?"
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"Go on, take it all. Get it all outta here."
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"You know, Moe, you might wanna keep the fire extinguishers."
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"Nah. Too many bad memories."
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"Yeah. Yeah. You know, that actually makes me feel a little better."
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"Why? That was the problem in the first place."
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"You were going broke because we were your only customers."
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"Wasn't that the problem in the first place, that you were going broke?"
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"Hey! Moe?"
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"What was it, 50- $60,000? Moe?"
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"Look, maybe it would help if you went over all the mistakes you made from the beginning. Moe?"
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"- What? - Let me get a pad."
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"A caller, at this hour?"
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"You dial "9-1," then when I say so, dial "1" again."
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"Milhouse, please."
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"Bart, I can't play now. It's 2:00 a. m."
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"Milhouse, I gotta have my soul back. I'll do anything you want."
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"Uh, Milhouse, give him back his soul! I've got work tomorrow!"
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"I'm really sorry. I kinda traded your soul to the guy at the comic book store."
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"But look- I got some cool pogs."
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"Alf pogs! Remember Alf?"
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"He's back, in pog form!"
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"You traded my soul for pogs?"
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"No!"
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"Close that door.! You're letting the heat out.!"
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"Shut up, shut up, shut up.!"
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"If you are waiting for the Hi and Lois signing..."
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"Please. You have something of mine on a piece of paper."
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"Oh. So you're Bart Simpson."
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"Since my breakfast burrito is congealing rapidly, I will be blunt."
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"You are too late. I sold your soul last night."
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"Yes, yes. I found a buyer right away for that item."
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"- Who? - I am not at liberty to divulge the party."
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"But they were most interested in having possession of a little boy's soul."
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"Uh, excuse me. No banging your head on the display case, please."
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"It contains a very rare Mary Worth..."
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"Are you there, God?"
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"It's me, Bart Simpson."
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"I know I never pay too much attention in church..."
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"but I could really use some of that good stuff now."
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"I'm... afraid."
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"I'm afraid some weirdo's got my soul, and I don't know what they're doing to it."
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"I just want it back."
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"Please?"
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"I hope you can hear this."
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"Lisa! You bought this?"
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"With the change in my piggy bank."
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"There's no change in your piggy bank."
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"Not in any of the ones you know about."
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"- Oh, Lise, thank you. - Happy to do it."
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"But you know, Bart, some philosophers believe..."
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"that nobody is born with a soul..."
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"that you have to earn one through suffering and thought and prayer..."
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"like you did last night."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Ha.! It's like punting on the Thames. Stroke. Stroke."
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"Oh!"
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"Shh!"
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"Why isn't anybody- Ow! helping?"
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"My soul's my best friend.!"
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"And he knows my name!"
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"Well, finally, a little luck."
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