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Clips from South Park - The Scoots (S22E22)

"Whoa!"
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"Hey, who left their scooter here, m'kay?"
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"They're e-scooters. Anyone can use 'em."
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"E-scooters?"
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"Yeah. See?"
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"to get around town, you know?"
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"Well, where the hell did they all come from?!"
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"[ Scary music plays ]"
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"So, anyone can use them?"
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"Yeah. I think they just work with your cellphone."
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"How?"
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"Let me see."
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"[ Cellphone chimes ]"
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"Yeah, dude, it's downloading an app!"
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"Let's do your mom's."
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"3715-523--"
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"Is that an Amex?"
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"12/23."
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"[ Scooter beeps ]"
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"[ Scooter whirs ]"
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"Pretty stupid, but sweet!"
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"Oh."
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"[ Car alarm chirps ]"
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"[ Spooky music plays ]"
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"What --"
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"I'm just gettin' my Halloween candy."
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"Last year, I ran out, and the kids egged my house. M'kay?"
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"and Reese's Teenie Weenie Size. M'kay?"
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"Sounds like you want to be prepared."
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"Hey, c-can I ask you something?"
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"W-What's up with all these damn scooters?"
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"No, but, like, where did they come from?"
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"and the next, there were these fuckin' scooters everywhere."
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"I don't think people should scoot."
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"I just -- I just hope the future isn't scootin'."
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"Well, they seem pretty convenient."
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"Happy Halloween."
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"[ Spooky music plays ]"
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"Hey, dude! Check it out! I got my pail."
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"Yup!"
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"[ Door closes ]"
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"Go ahead. Take a seat, Ken."
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"to trick or treat on e-scooters this year."
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"You... don't have a phone."
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"Kenny, we've been talking,"
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"and the truth is, without a scooter,"
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"It's probably best"
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"you trick or treat with someone else this year."
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"But we always trick or treat together."
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"Yeah, but that's just it, Kenny."
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"we're gonna be as slow as all the other kids."
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"Guys, please."
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"Okay? But you didn't want to listen."
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"You know, people are just poor,"
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"and they think it's not gonna come back"
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"We're sorry, Kenny. It's just..."
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"This awesome plan to get shitloads of candy"
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"♪ Knickety, knackety, noo noo noo ♪"
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"[ Scooter whirs ]"
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"[ Tires screech ] Whoa, shit! M'kay!"
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"Scooter guy: Sorry."
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"Sorry. What the hell?"
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"Look at my car! Who's gonna pay for --"
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"Get off the God damn streets with those things!"
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"[ Tires squeal ]"
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"[ Tires screeching ]"
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"Scooter guy: Sorry, bro!"
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"Oh, fuck me!"
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"Then at 3:00 p.m., we -- [ Doorbell rings ]"
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"[ Doorbell rings ]"
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"Hey, dude. Uh, look."
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"I was wondering,"
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"do you think I could trick or treat with you guys this year?"
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"You wanna trick or treat with us?"
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"What about Stan and Kyle and those guys?"
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"Oh, you know, I just thought I'd switch it up this year, ha ha."
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"We're seriously gonna rake in the candy."
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"and pretty sure you don't h-have..."
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"I won't slow you guys down. I swear!"
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"[ Truck beeping ]"
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"[ Brakes screech ]"
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"[ Spooky music plays ]"
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"God damn it, where'd you get that?"
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"Oh, they're all over, dude."
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"Hey, guys!"
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"So, listen!"
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"I was thinking"
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"Oh, you know!"
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"Just trying to be gender neutral! Ha ha ha."
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"Oh, we have a little secret, too!"
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"so let's just leave it at that."
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"Fine by us."
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"I'm gonna be on an e-scooter taking all your candy!"
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"Dude! Sorry!"
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"You guys are using e-scooters on Halloween, too?"
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"the girls are all trick or treating on e-scooters,"
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"Okay. Hold on!"
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"This is bullcrap!"
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"[ Kids arguing indistinctly ]"
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"All right, everyone. Quiet, please."
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"and it's my job to keep you informed."
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"We have inside information that kids everywhere"
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"a lot of ground in very little time."
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"Will commute for tricks or treats in our town."
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"Because of all of this, we believe"
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"each household needs to be prepared"
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"with at least $6,000 worth of candy."
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"I tried!"
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"You all just sat there"
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"while those things piled up on our sidewalks."
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"You all rode 'em around, m'kay? I saw you."
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"I'm not gonna let my house get egged this year"
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"For not having enough candy!"
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"We gotta get more candy!"
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"Shit!"
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"[ Brakes screech ]"
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"[ Car alarm chirps ] [ People screaming ]"
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"Those are for me! I got to protect my own house!"
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"Where -- Where's the candy, m'kay?"
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