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Clips from South Park - The Scoots (S22E22)

"Candy?"
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"7! Aisle 7!"
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"[ Scary music plays ]"
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"♪♪"
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"♪♪"
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"20 Reese's Pieces, 1 Twix, 16 Raisinets..."
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"[ Knock at door ] Just -- Just a minute!"
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"12 Hot Tamales, half a Nestle Crun--"
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"[ Knock at door ] Okay, come in!"
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"What do you want?"
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"I-I just..."
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"It's Halloween, and I should be happy."
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"Wait. Are you here for counseling?"
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"Do you realize it's about to be World War Three out there?!"
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"Why are you the one kid who doesn't want to use them?"
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"What do you mean?"
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"Y-You can't use those things without a phone?"
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"Halloween was used to be a night without phones."
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"But, Kenny, if that's true, then..."
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"could there be a way to cut the connection?"
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"I don't know. I guess."
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"[ Fingers snap ] Wait a minute."
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"Take down the cellphone tower."
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"Then nobody has a phone on Halloween!"
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"Jesus! You really think that could work?!"
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"Oh, wait. I can't."
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"I don't have a scooter."
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"No. You don't need a scooter."
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"'Cause I got a fuckin' car."
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"Hello?"
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"Hey, Randy."
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"Linda and I, we --"
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"we were talking about how we never see you guys anymore,"
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"and we were thinking we'd hang out with you"
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"for Halloween. [ Chuckles ]"
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"Well, that and we really want to hang with you guys."
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"[ Chuckling nervously ] Yes!"
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"We're gonna be bombarded just like you city folk."
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"Please, Randy, the stores are all out!"
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"Just a few Milky Ways"
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"to get us through the first couple hours, please!"
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"We can cut 'em up! We can --"
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"We can hand them out little pieces at a time!"
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"I got to protect my own, Stotch."
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"I'm sorry."
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"What are we going to do?!"
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"On Halloween night, I'll --"
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"I'll get a bunch of candy, Linda,"
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"It's going to be okay."
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"[ Scary music playing ]"
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"[ School bell rings, children cheering and yelling ]"
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"[ Girl screams, crash ]"
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"We have to get more candy than anyone else, even if we die!"
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"[ Motors whirring ]"
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"The tower should be just up over that ridge."
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"What gives them the right, huh?"
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"I mean some big company came and dumped a bunch of scooters"
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"everywhere without asking anyone if it was okay."
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"Everyone just loves technology."
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"Yeah, you're right."
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"I know we kind of all forget about you sometimes,"
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"but you're smart and compassionate."
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"Whoa! [ Tires screech ]"
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"Keep going Ned! Don't you give up on me!"
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"You're just trying to get our candy for your house!"
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"That's it! I can't go anymore!"
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"Keep moving, Kyle!"
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"We got to make room for more candy. Come on."
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"Eat as much as you can."
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"Yes, you can, Kyle!"
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"Find a way inside! I'll climb the tower!"
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"Okay, sounds good!"
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"Go look somewhere else!"
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"Jason, I'm a counselor. You need to trust me."
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"[ Pounding ]"
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"The side door, you animals!"
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"[ Munching weakly ]"
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"[ Metal clinking ]"
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"All right, Kenny!"
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"Let's see you do this with a goddamn scooter!"
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"[ Tires squeal ]"
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"Kenny: Whoa!"
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"[ Crickets chirping ]"
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"Nobody knew what happened."
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"And I can't get an Uber home!"
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"and offer counseling to everyone who needed it."
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"And as for me,"
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"Trick or treat!"
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"that still felt like Halloween."
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"It was the last time it was good."
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"Where did they come from?"
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"I just think people should drive, m'kay?"
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"Whose damn scooter is this?"
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"There's a bunch here and a bunch more down there."
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"8292-438-776-6507."
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"Expiration?"
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"Security co-- 921."
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"Want to make sure to get enough."
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"Uh, you know that we have this awesome plan"
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"you're just gonna slow us down."
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"Look, Kenny, I always told you that one day,"
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"being poor was gonna catch up with you."
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"and now it's Halloween, and you don't have a cellphone."
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"to bite them in the ass. That's enough, dude!"
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"Shouldn't have been poor, Kenny."
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"♪ A lane quo rooshety roo roo roo ♪"
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"[ Scooter whirs ]"
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"Yeah, look. Don't tell anybody, but, um..."
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"It's not something we're willing to just mess around with, okay?"
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"What the hell?"
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"Super convenient. Try it out."
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"As you know, there's been a rise"
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"They can hit more houses than ever before."
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"Because of the scooters, we also expect"
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"[ Crowd shouting angrily ]"
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"Let's just get rid of those scooters!"
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"You can't get rid of 'em!"
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"You could have used your cars, but you just had to scoot!"
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