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Clips from South Park - The Scoots (S22E22)

"♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪"
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"♪ Ample parking day or night ♪"
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"♪ Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪"
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"It was that misty season"
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"Our little town was no different."
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"I was just a kid back then."
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"Me and all the other children were preparing"
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"for the greatest night of the year."
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"Townsperson: It isn't anybody's!"
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"Everyone can use them"
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"Nobody knows."
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"Oh, yeah, it has one of those little scan thingies."
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"Cool!"
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"Uh, It wants a credit card number."
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"You want to use your mom's or my mom's?"
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"Yeah. You want a Visa?"
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"How is it, dude?"
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"We'd get, like, more candy than anybody."
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"This is gonna be the best Halloween ever!"
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"Oh, wait, guys. I don't have a phone."
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"Oh, yeah, Kenny doesn't have a phone 'cause he's poor."
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"Well, that's okay. We'll figure it out."
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"[ Engine shuts off ]"
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"[ Doorbell jingles ]"
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"How can I help you?"
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"Yeah, you don't want to run out of candy on Halloween."
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"I'll take three large bags each of Snickers Fun Size,"
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"Payday Bite Size, Almond Joy Snack Size,"
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"Oh, I think you get an app on your phone"
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"and you can use them all over town."
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"You know, it's like one day, everything was fine,"
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"I just think people should drive, m'kay?"
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"What can be so wrong about that?"
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"Come on in, Kenny. Let's talk."
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"Okay, Kenny, here's the deal."
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"To use a scooter, you have to have a phone, and..."
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"I mean, if we're waiting for you,"
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"It's like...you know."
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"Okay, okay. Cartman, that's not the point."
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"doesn't...work with you."
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"♪ There was a wee cooper what lived in Fife ♪"
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"♪ Hey, willy-wallacky, hey, John Dougal ♪"
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"[ Song plays on radio ]"
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"Hey, you had a goddamn red light!"
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"[ Sighs ] Jesus Christ."
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"Sorry, dude! God damn it!"
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"[ Thudding ]"
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"[ Thud ]"
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"we find the nearest scooters and begin trick or treating"
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"In butters' neighborhood here."
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"we're gonna trick or treat on e-scooters this year."
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"Problem is, e-scooters work with a phone,"
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"Good luck."
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"[ Alarm beeps ]"
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"Aah!"
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"[ Indistinct conversations ]"
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"[ Conversations stop ]"
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"maybe I'd trick or treat with guys this year!"
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"You wanna trick or treat with us? Why?"
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"So, uh,you guys think you're gonna get"
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"So what are you gonna be for Halloween?"
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"Be?"
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"That's what I'm gonna be!"
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"Hey, wait. That's what we're doing!"
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"Narrator: It was the day before Halloween."
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"All of our parents were gathered together"
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"We have a community crisis on our hands,"
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"in the use of e-scooters in our town."
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"Officer Brown is head of crisis control. Officer?"
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"are going to be using e-scooters for tricks or treats."
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"Now, with these things, kids and teens can cover"
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"that people from all the neighboring counties"
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"And now tricks or treats is here!"
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"[ People screaming ]"
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"Get! Go on! Get out of my way!"
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"Look, I got nothin' left, all right?"
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"Those are already accounted for by folks who called in!"
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"Then let me -- let me have the Whatchamacallits!"
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"You gotta go somewhere else."
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"[ Tires screeching, squealing ]"
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"Aisle 7."
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"♪♪"
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"But I'm not happy at all."
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"Yeah! What should I do?"
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"I'm gonna miss trick-or-treating. It sucks."
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"We have bigger problems!"
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"Yeah I just have to ride 30 minutes outside of town!"
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"and you thought out here on the farm, you'd be safe."
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"You think them fancy e-scooters don't make it out here?"
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"I got to keep what I have."
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"I'll -- I'll get a bunch of --"
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"[ Car alarm blaring and children all yelling "Trick or treat" ]"
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"Yeah, people don't even care if shit's dumped everywhere."
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"You're a good kid, Kenny. I always thought so."
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"You might even make a good counselor someday."
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"The hell you doing, Stotch?"
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"All right, over here. Come on!"
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"Oh, fuck!"
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"I'm all out of candy, all right?!"
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"Then they dumped my entire bowl in a pillow case!"
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"We never even used to have trick-or-treaters out this far!"
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"That's why we have to take down this cellphone tower --"
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"[ Kids shouting "Trick or treat" ]"
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"Detective, look!"
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"We are two hours ahead here."
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"Oh, God. Butters!"
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"[ Whirring stops ]"
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"[ Children shouting ]"
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"[ Scooters whirring ]"
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"[ Whirring stops ]"
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"Does anyone have a signal?"
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"No scooters, no texting, not even GPS."
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"It was like the old Halloween."
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"Narrator: Mr. Mackey was able to get back to the town"
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"because we were all equal again."
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"Narrator: It was the last Halloween"
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"I just -- I just hope the future isn't scootin'."
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"♪♪"
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"Les: ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪"
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