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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Hofstadter Isotope (S02E02)

"Stuart's a terrific artist. He went to the Rhode Island School of Design."
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"Okay, what about the guy in the superhero T-shirt tucked into his sweatpants?"
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"Oh, yeah, that's Captain Sweatpants."
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"He doesn't really help the point I'm trying to make."
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"- Got it, got it, got it. - Got it, got it, got it."
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"- Got it, got it, got it. - Got it, got it, got it."
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"- Got it, got it, got it. - Got it, got it, got it."
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"- Got it, got it, got it. - Got it, got it, got it."
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"- Need it. - Need it."
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"- Let it go, Sheldon. - Why should I let it go? I saw it first."
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"- Yes, but I saw it from the front. - A far less impressive feat."
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"Oh, come on, I need this for my Batman collection."
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"- I need it for my Robin collection. - Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock?"
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"- It's my comic book. - Leonard, we need a ruling."
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"Uh, cut it in half?"
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"- Excuse me. - Oh, hello again."
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"A 13-year-old girl."
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"But if you're dead set on a comic book, try this."
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"Oh. "Hellblazer." What's this about?"
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"A morally ambiguous confidence man who smokes, has lung cancer..."
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"...and is tormented by the spirits of the undead."
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"Well, if that doesn't make me the favorite aunt, I don't know what will."
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"Is this me?"
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"Depends. Do you like it?"
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"- Wow, it's really good. - Yes, that's you."
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"That's so sweet. But what if I didn't like it?"
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"lt'd still be you, but I'd feel like an idiot."
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"I don't believe it. Stuart's putting the moves on Penny."
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"Once again, defeated by your own prurient interests."
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"Nobody's up in anybody's business. Let's just buy our stuff and go."
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"- ...but here. - All right. So, um, just give me a call."
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"So Leonard, how are you enjoying Anything Can Happen Thursday?"
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"Thank you, Howard "Ham-Fisted" Wolowitz."
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"Did you shut the TV off in the middle of the Deep Space Nine..."
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"...Star Trek: The Original Series "Trouble With Tribbles" crossover episode?"
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"Apparently so."
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"Then is it fair to say that you're experiencing some emotional turmoil..."
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"...over the events involving Penny earlier this evening?"
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"When did you pick up on that?"
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"A moment ago, you turned off the TV in the middle of the Deep Space Nine..."
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"...Star Trek: The Original Series "Trouble With Tribbles" crossover episode."
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"Sure, why not?"
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"Then this is the perfect time to launch a blog..."
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"Gee, thanks a lot."
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"Would you rather I offer my personal insight?"
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"No, I don't need any insights."
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"I just wanna know why Penny's more interested in Stuart than me."
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"We're practically the same guy."
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"Oh, I disagree."
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"You know, Stuart is taller, artistic, self-employed..."
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"...and, most significantly, he gets 45 percent off comic books."
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"After the nightmare of Anything Can Happen Thursday..."
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"Who's up for Sheldon-Free Saturday?"
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"Oh, hey, guys."
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"Hey, Penny and Stuart."
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"Hey, Stuart."
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"- Hey, guys. - So, what are you kids up to?"
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"It is great. Really great."
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"It's freaking awesome."
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"That means Chinese food and vintage video games?"
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"Vintage doesn't even begin to describe what we have planned."
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"Tonight we are playing the classic 1980 interactive text adventure, "Zork.""
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"It's the buggy beta version."
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"Wow, "Zork.""
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"- Well, you guys have fun. - Yeah."
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"- Hey, Howard? - Yes?"
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"Take me to a bar with women."
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"Let me just go inside and slip off my underwear."
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"Why?"
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"Do you--? Let's go."
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"- No, he may not. - Why?"
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"I'm not sitting here with a guy drinking a grasshopper with a little umbrella."
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"Wrong again."
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"There are plenty of bars where you can order grasshoppers and chocolate martinis..."
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"...but you wouldn't have to because there are no women in them."
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"Gotcha."
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"Oh, and if you spot a chick with a Seeing Eye dog, she's mine."
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"Yeah. It would've been nicer if he hadn't touched all the cheese."
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"Um, you know, it's kind of early."
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"Wanna maybe come in for coffee or something?"
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"Oh, you think "coffee" means coffee. That is so sweet."
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"- Do you have a moment? - Uh, yeah, I guess."
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"- What are you doing? - We're having coffee."
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"Isn't it a little late for coffee?"
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"It's okay. She thinks she has decaf."
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"I'll just go look for it."
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"...in a debate in the DC Comics Batman chat room, and I need your help."
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"Oh, yeah. Those guys can be very stubborn. What's the topic?"
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"I am asserting in the event that Batman's death proves permanent..."
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"Ooh, Sheldon, I'm afraid you couldn't be more wrong."
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"Wrong is an absolute state and not subject to gradation."
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"It's very wrong to say it's a suspension bridge."
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"But returning to the original issue, Dick Grayson became Nightwing."
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""Has to be"? "Has to be"?"
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"I hope you're being deliberately provocative."
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"With my allergies, one kiss would put me in Cedars-Sinai for a week."
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"Possible. Very possible."
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"You want the one in the whiplash collar or the one who keeps blinking?"
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"- I think Blinky's cute. - Done, sir."
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"Put this in your mouth, we walk past them, you stumble a bit."
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""A little too much fun.""
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"What else you got?"
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"Depends. Are you willing to sit on my lap and pretend to be a ventriloquist's dummy?"
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"No."
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"I'm sorry, but you're obviously stuck in a pre-Zero Hour DC Universe."
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"Of course I am. Removing Joe Chill as the killer of Batman's parents..."
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"...effectively deprived him of his raison d'être."
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"Plus, you're forgetting that the Infinite Crisis story line..."
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"...restored Joe Chill to the Batman mythology."
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"I am forgetting nothing, and I resent your tone."
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"Okay. Look, Sheldon, it's late. I've gotta get some sleep."
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"- So I win. - No, I'm tired."
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"So I win."
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"- Fine, you win. - Darn tooting, I win."
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"Penny, I really had a terrific time."
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"Penny?"
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"You know, I don't think that was decaf."
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"Wait, is this your card or isn't it?"
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"Trust me, this was their card."
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"I thought you were good at this."
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