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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Hofstadter Isotope (S02E02)

"You're always talking about how you go to bars and meet women."
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"Wow, you're just gonna make me come out and say it, aren't you?"
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"I'm a falcon who hunts better solo."
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"Fine, I'll sit here. You take flight and hunt."
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"Don't be ridiculous. You can't just tell a falcon when to hunt."
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"Shut up."
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"It's gotta be that stupid accent of his."
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"Hello, I'm Sanjay Wolowitz from Bombay."
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"N equals R times FP times NE times FL times FI times FC times L?"
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"Maybe we can pick out a new suit for him without knowing his size..."
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"...or his feelings about little marshmallows."
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"Why don't you just come with us?"
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"Ugh. That's what I was trying to avoid."
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"Unlikely."
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"Uh, what's a Multiverse?"
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"Get her out of here."
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"That's right. She's with us."
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"Guys like that are so pathetic."
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"You mean for someone who's into comic books?"
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"Okay, you've got my number. Now give me the picture."
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"...with an interactive comments section."
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"...this is Friday night the way it was meant to be."
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"- See you, guys. - See you, Stuart."
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"Okay."
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"May I have a grasshopper with a little umbrella, please?"
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"See, first we let the lawyers and the jocks thin the herd..."
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"...and then we go after the weak and the old and the lame."
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"No, they're eating peanuts."
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"...and the longest conversation you've had with a woman was when your mom called."
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"Let's just get Koothrappali and go."
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"Lucky bastard."
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"Why would I gamble? It's mine. Let go."
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"Look at that. That's a dent."
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"Oh, good, Stuart. I thought I heard your voice."
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"Barkeep, Alexander me."
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"Yes, but we all agreed the third Thursday of every month..."
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"You're weighing me down."
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"The news didn't reach my digestive system which, when startled..."
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"Guys, have you seen Stuart all up in Penny's business over there?"
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"Don't worry. They're more scared of you than you are of them."
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"- You let go. - No, you."
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"The one that estimates the odds of contact with extraterrestrials..."
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"We're a little busy here, so...."
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""Batman Two" has to be the second Robin, Jason Todd."
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"There's a whole sport built around it."
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"- Problem? - Yes. He won't let go of my comic book."
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"Chinese food, vintage video games."
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"...the original Robin, Dick Grayson, is the logical successor to the Bat Cowl."
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"- This is Thai food. - Here we go."
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"What are we gonna do tonight?"
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"Oh, hey, could you pick me up a few comics for my nephew's birthday?"
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"Fine."
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"Are you ill?"
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"...to about a 0.15 blood alcohol level and tell them we're millionaires."
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"You can throw all the French around you want, it doesn't make you right."
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"Let's call it "Quonko Day" and divide it into 29 hours of 17 minutes a piece..."
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"Come on, Howard, the odds of us picking up girls in a bar are practically zero."
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"- Sure. What does he like? - I don't know, just pick out anything."
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"...The Marvelous Adventures of Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2099?"
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"- A superb choice. - Oh, great."
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"- What are you doing? - Friday night."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"Actually, you can."
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"Falconry."
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"Oh. Really? Are you familiar with the Drake equation?"
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