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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Hofstadter Isotope (S02E02)

"We don't have Thai food on Thursday. We have pizza on Thursday."
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"...would be Anything Can Happen Thursday."
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"I could go for some goat."
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"Sheldon, we agreed we'd do something different tonight."
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"We'll be going on Thursday because it's Anything Can Happen Thursday."
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"If I may proffer a suggestion..."
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"...such as stars with planets likely to develop life?"
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"Yeah, that one."
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"...by changing the formula to use single women in Los Angeles..."
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"...and what I call The Wolowitz Coefficient."
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"You're joking."
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"I'm a horny engineer, Leonard."
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"Well, what are we waiting for? Let's bounce, bitches."
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"But next Anything Can Happen Thursday, we're going to a bar."
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"Fascinating."
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"No, I think you mean comic books."
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"Comics are feeble attempts at humor..."
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"Everybody's staring at me."
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"...and is familiar with the reestablishment of the DC Multiverse."
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"Tell me about it."
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"I think we're fine, Stuart."
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"Oh, he seems like a nice guy."
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"Just because people appreciate comic books doesn't make them weirdoes."
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"- Got it, got it, got it. - Got it, got it, got it."
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"Hi. What would you recommend as a present for a 13-year-old boy?"
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"I have got to learn how to draw."
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"Hey."
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"All right. You drive a hard bargain..."
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"No."
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"All right."
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"Would you like some advice?"
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"You're right. I really should be asking strangers on the Internet."
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"My original point."
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"Stuart has a piece in an art show that's opening tonight."
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"And you guys are going together. Great."
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"Well, if I get lucky, I don't wanna be caught in my Aquaman briefs."
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"I'll have a chocolate martini."
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"You know I can't talk to women unless I'm lit up like the Hindu festival of Diwali."
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"I'll have a Brandy Alexander."
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"All right, the Three Musketeers just became the Dynamic Duo."
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"- Should we talk to some of these women? - No, it's way too early in the night for that."
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"- That's your system? - That's my system."
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"Oh, come on."
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"I think it's nice that Captain Sweatpants showed up to your art opening."
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"Oh, gee, it's a little late for coffee, isn't it?"
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"Come on, I think I have decaf."
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"- What's up? - Well, I've spent the last three hours..."
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""More wrong"?"
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"Of course it is. It's a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable."
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"A superhero in his own right."
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"- I found the decaf. - Oh, great."
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"Yeah, herbal tea for me, please."
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"How about those two?"
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"What about the ones in the corner?"
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"Wait. So we just go over there?"
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"No. We have a little prep work to do."
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"I say, "Sorry, my friend's had a little too much.""
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"And then I start to pull it out of your mouth and say:"
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"Get it? I mean, they're laughing, we're laughing. Then we get them up..."
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"I can't sit on your lap. You don't know the routine."
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"Au contraire."
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"No, no, no. Don't wake her."
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"She'll maul you like a rabid wolverine."
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"I do. All the time."
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"Well, what happened? Been sitting here all night..."
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"Say what?"
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"Okay, I'm stumped."
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"Problem?"
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"...has its own version of Anything Can Happen Thursday."
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"The whole idea behind Anything Can Happen Thursday..."
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"...is to get out of this rut we've been in."
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"Rut? I think you mean consistency."
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"And if we're going to abandon that, why even call it Thursday?"
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"...and celebrate it by sacrificing a goat to the mighty god Ra."
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"All right. Let's go to the comic book store."
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"We went to the comic book store last night."
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"Last night was Wednesday. Wednesday is comic-book night."
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"Way to think outside but pressed right up against the box, Sheldon."
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"...in bars all across this great nation of ours, Thursday night is Ladies' Night."
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"As the evening progresses, we will get better-looking..."
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"...courtesy of 99-cent margaritas and two-for-one Jell-O shots."
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"...by calculating the product of series of fractional values..."
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"You can modify it to calculate our chances of having sex..."
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"...those who might find us attractive..."
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"- The Wolowitz Coefficient? - Neediness times dress-size squared."
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"In crunching the numbers, I come up with a conservative 5812 potential sex partners..."
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"...within a 40-mile radius."
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"I never joke about math or sex."
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"Oh, you're right. It's Anything Can Happen Thursday."
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"Let's hit the clubs and meet hot women."
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"Here we go. Lock up your daughters. We're gonna hit it and quit it."
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"Or we could finish eating and go to the comic book store."
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"Also a good plan."
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"- Oh, absolutely. - You heard that, Ladies' Night ladies?"
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"We're eventually coming for you."
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"- Oh, hey, guys. Where you headed? - To the comic book store."
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"You're thinking, "The comic book store on a Thursday?"
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"Why, I've fallen down the rabbit hole and into a land of madness.""
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"What you have failed to take into account is that this is Anything Can Happen Thursday."
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"You got me."
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"...featuring talking babies and anthropomorphized pets..."
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"...found traditionally in the optimistically named "funny pages.""
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"Leonard, pick me up comics for my nephew's birthday?"
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"Just pick out anything?"
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"...or pick out his career without knowing his aptitude..."
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"...or pick out a new breakfast cereal without knowing his fiber requirements..."
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"Spider-Man. Get him Spider-Man."
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"Amazing Spider-Man, Ultimate Spider-Man, Spectacular Spider-Man..."
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"- Leonard? - You know this can go on all night."
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"Oh, I forgot Sensational Spider-Man."
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"Oh, what a cute little store."
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"Here. What about this one for my nephew?"
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"Yeah, provided he has already read Infinite Crisis and 52..."
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"Come on, I'll help you pick something."
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"Ooh, look, a new Batman belt buckle."
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"Oh, hey, Leonard. I help you find something?"
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"Oh, hey, Stuart. This is Penny. She's just looking for some comic books."
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"Oh, really? Wow. Blink twice if you're here against your will."
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"- Okay. Let me know if you need anything. - Thanks."
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"No, no, no. I just meant for-- Yeah."
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