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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Bums: Making a Mess All Over the City (S03E03)

"Wait a minute. Believe me, that's a tough cat."
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"It was born in a pool of gasoline, on a piece of rusty scrap metal."
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"I've seen that cat jump through barbed wire..."
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"We don't want no cat. Great. It's a cat. We want a dog."
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"Go ahead. Knock yourself out. Is that a cop car?"
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"We'll take it. And throw in that cat."
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"This thing's cool, right? Yeah, it's very cool."
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"The seating's a little tight. The seating is very tight."
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"I'm the problem, dude? You're the problem."
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"I'm not putting on a beret. Gotta wear the beret."
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"It's terrible, and I don't get the point. It sends a message, Dee."
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"The Guardian Angels wore the same, exact outfit..."
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"when they cleaned up the streets of New York City in the 1970s."
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"We look like Rerun. You know what I hear when you talk like that?"
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"Fear is power, Dee. Don't you get that?"
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"If I promise to wear this stupid thing, will you stop talking?"
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"Let's clean up the streets. This is how it's gonna work."
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"He's gone. That's it?"
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"That's all you need to do when you look like a badass, Dee."
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"That's not gonna work. Yes, It will."
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"Oh, Mac, I can hear It. Come on. He's smiling at me."
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"You're one crazy bitch."
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"Whoa! Yeah."
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"Yeah, you took my bat. I kicked that guy's ass."
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"That was awesome. Okay, that was, but next time just don't take my bat."
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"Heyo! Freeze, punk."
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"Cool, huh? Gonna ride around In a cop car, can't do It In street clothes."
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"People'll think you stole it. That's awesome. Where's mine?"
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"Uh..."
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"You shittin' me? You didn't get me one?"
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"You guys know how I love dressing up in costumes. Dude, that's bullshit."
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"Charlie, you can't have three guys dressed in cop suits..."
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"in the front seat of a cop car. No."
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"It don't look right. Plus we need room for Agent Bauer."
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"Well, who's Agent Bauer?"
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"It smells like it's been dumped in a bucket of piss. Hey, hey, hey, hey."
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"He has a name... Agent Jack Bauer."
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"Come on, I don't wanna ride around in the back seat. Charlie..."
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"No one's gonna know, dude. I'm gonna be, like, "You're busted."
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"Hello. How ya doin'? You're busted. ""
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"All right, let's get you back to C.T.U., Agent Bauer."
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"Yeah, you boys cruise in one of the old models, huh?"
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"They're cuttin' back. The brass is breakin' our balls."
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"Say, what'd this guy do? We caught him diddling kids over at a playground."
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"You just go and get us a couple of those tasty dogs."
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"Okay, okay. Let me see what I can do, huh?"
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"Okay. Okay."
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"Holy shit, that actually worked. These uniforms are gonna pay for themselves 10 times over."
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"You're brilliant, man. You know what else I realized?"
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"They didn't even realize I was an undercover cop. Yeah, okay."
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"You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna become Al Pacino in Serpico."
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"You keep up the good work. All righty. Thanks, pal."
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"I got a great Serpico costume."
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"Dennis, do you have to take that cat everywhere we go? Yeah. He's awesome."
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"Serpico doesn't like the cat one bit. I don't give a shit, Charlie..."
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"Stinkin' cat. We're not gettin' rid of the cat."
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"There's nothing you guys can do. The cat outranks you."
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"I'm not outranked by a cat. Oh, yeah, you are."
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"Here's a special agent over there. Look at this guy here."
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"He's jaywalking. Take it easy, Charlie. Take it easy."
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"No, no. Back me up here. I'm goin' in. Hey, guy!"
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"Hello, guy! Hello! You wanna stop for a second?"
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"You like just crossin' the street whenever you want, makin' up your own laws?"
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"I'm sorry... You ought to be sorry. You just jaywalked, buddy."
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"You gonna give me a ticket? That depends on how much money you got in your wallet."
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"Get out of here. Yeah, get the hell out of here."
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"What the hell was that shit right there?"
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"Huh? We got 15 bucks. We got 15 bucks. Here, take your cut."
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"I don't want a cut. You don't take your cut, how do we know how to trust you?"
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"Will you stop doing that stupid voice? What are you doin'?"
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"That's bullshit. I'm walkin'. Oh, you're gonna do Christopher Walken now?"
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"I'm not doing Christopher Walken. I'm walking from the situation."
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"Get the hell out of here. Go on. Go on."
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"Here's five bucks. Gimme that."
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"I'll take the 10. All right."
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"I'm keepin' the watch. Keep the watch."
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"I'm going to. Watch out for the cars."
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"Whoa! Hey! Hold it."
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"Hey, toots. Knock, knock."
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"Can I help you? The real question is, can we help you?"
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"We know how the system works. You guys can't get your hands dirty. We're not afraid of that."
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"Okay? So if you could fast track us through..."
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"like, a citizen deputy type program..."
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"Yeah, and, you know, toss us a couple of badges."
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"You know, make it all legal. We can work together on this."
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"Oh."
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"I get it. I see what you did."
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"See, I sense your sarcasm. I'm used to it. Okay?"
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"Let me just say... Doesn't help, and I don't appreciate it."
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"and, frankly, doing your job better than you are. Really? I tell you what."
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"I do know of a neighborhood that could use your help."
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"Perfect. Where? Davis? Leroy?"
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"Okay, gentlemen, thank you for the ride."
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"So we are in a lower socioeconomic, African American neighborhood."
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"Yes, we are, but that's okay. That's okay."
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"We're Guardian Angels. That's fine."
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"We're tough, right? We're tough."
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"Stop doing that. Guardian Angels, right?"
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"We're Guardian Angels, blind to this kind of thing."
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"We're gonna die here. Let's get out of here."
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"Let's find a guy and figure out where the bus stop is."
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"Excuse me, sir. Oh, thank God we found you."
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"Could you please direct us to the nearest bus stop?"
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"You movin' in soon? Pardon me?"
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"Oh, yeah? Don't get cute with me, pal."
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"I will jam you up so hard. I will jam you from morning until night."
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"No. I didn't think so."
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"Good. Gimme that wallet."
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"Let's go. Come on. All right."
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"So I'll have five hot dogs. I want you to mash one of' em up in a bowl."
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"Put some milk or some water, you know?"
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"Look, I'm sorry, Lieutenant, but no more free hot dogs."
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"but it's you, your partner, and now I'm feedin' your cat?"
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"I just can't afford it. Wait a minute, wait a minute."
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"Sorry. Hold on."
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"Hold on. Oh. Where are our hot dogs?"
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"He won't cough up the hot dogs."
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"Tough titties, pal. I'm not gettin' rid of the cat. Tough titties?"
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"Yeah, tough titties. Dennis, this thing with the cat has gone too far."
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"I'm puttin' my foot down. It's gonna be either the cat or me."
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