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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Bums: Making a Mess All Over the City (S03E03)

"Okay, I choose the cat. All right, then I'm takin' the badge."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doin'? Are you crazy? Get out of here."
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"Hey, I bought that badge, I bought this uniform and I bought that cop car."
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"Your days as a cop of this town are over."
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"You and that mangy cat."
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"This is a stinkin', dirty hellhole of a town."
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"See, now I feel very powerless. I don't like it."
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"I would like to beat somebody up so I could feel better."
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"You try to do something good, and you get nothing in return."
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"What is the point? Respect. Reward."
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"Compensation for a job well done."
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"What's with the cat? Don't start in on the cat."
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"I swear to God, I will jam you into the middle of next week."
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"We will jam and jam and jam until there is nothing left of the two of you to jam."
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"Do you understand what we're saying to you? Not really."
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"Frank and I got our hands on a cop car. We were cruisin' around in it."
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"and he squeezed me out."
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"You two have not begun to feel the power and respect that you get..."
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"when you are cruising around in a cop car."
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"See, we've been cleaning up the streets, and all we've gotten is mugged."
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"Yeah, okay. I'm in. What's the plan? All right."
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"Frank's got beef with a certain hot dog vendor..."
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"and I was thinkin', if something bad..."
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"were to happen to one of his carts..."
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"Well, we could put the frame on Frank."
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"Really get him into some trouble. Right, Jack?"
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"Huh? You just said something."
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"No, I was, uh... I think you said, "bingo. ""
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"That's not a..."
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"Charlie, clean the bathroom. Mmm."
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"What is this?"
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""Spin Doctors mix"? I taped over the Spin Doctors mix."
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"Look, uh, I'm ready to blow my whistle here."
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"You know what I'm saying? I got a laundry list of corruption charges..."
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"This is nasty, heavy stuff. Now, you gonna listen to this tape or not?"
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"No, I am not. Oh."
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"A crooked cop. Yeah, I get it!"
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"Everybody's a crooked cop, huh?"
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"Oh, I see what's happening. You wanna come at Serpico, huh?"
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"Who wants a place of Serpico? 'Cause I'll give It to you."
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"I'll give a piece, 'cause you're forgetting about this."
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"And you're forgetting about... whatever the hell that is."
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"But you're forgetting about it."
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"And I'm gonna take this right to the mayor, and you're gonna remember."
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"That kitty is really loving this Molotov cocktail."
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"Ho, ho, ho there, Jack. That's not a toy."
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"Hello."
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"You parked in a red zone."
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"I'm gonna let it fly this time, but be careful."
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"Oh, hey there, guys. What's goin' on, huh?"
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"Up to no good? A little crime and corruption?"
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"Charlie, where you going? Oh, you know where I'm going, Frank."
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"Oh, no. Charlie..."
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"We were supposed to be cops."
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"I'll get a hose. That's not gonna do any good."
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"I doused the whole car full of gasoline."
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"What?"
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"Feast your ears on that Spin Doctors mix."
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"There's a masturbating bum in the alley. He's masturbating."
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"A really mean, nasty junkyard dog. Ooh."
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"If we see anything suspicious, we call the police."
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"Is that old cop car for sale? Everything's for sale."
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"Why don't you jump in the back? I called shotgun. You have to get in the back."
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"What's that? That's my mini bat."
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"All right, give me the bat."
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"You know what, asshole?"
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"Go on, get out of here."
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"Uh, well, Charlie, these things cost me a pretty penny."
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"Yeah, dude. Then you can wear all the disguises you want."
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"Ho!"
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"Over here, pal."
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"Hey, hey. Boys in blue."
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"That sounds like the move."
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"Yeah, he's a perv. We're gonna bust him up good."
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"It's really something else. I don't care. Get in the car."
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"'cause you're not Serpico. I'm goin' on record."
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"Cat's a special agent. Are you a special agent?"
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"Useless. Put an egg in your shoe and beat it."
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"I told you I was gonna do Pacino."
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"Is that right? Yeah, that's right."
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"He seems safe. Let's ask him. He seems nice."
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"How you doin'?"
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"like you own the goddamn place. I don't think I follow you."
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"You wanna get jammed up? Huh? You like gettin' jammed up? No. No."
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"Oh. Time to hit the A.T.M., huh?"
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"Everything was goin' great, but then it got to Frank's head..."
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"Bingo. What'd you say, Charlie?"
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"Am I the only cop left in Philadelphia who ain't crooked? Oh..."
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"Yeah, he's got a thing for gasoline. He was born in a pool of it."
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"Just stopped in for a cold beer..."
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"Oh, thanks, Frank. I appreciate that. I'll take care of it."
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"Hooah!"
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"It's a mangy cat. I don't like the cat."
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"That's dirty money. Look, guys, we're cops."
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"I hope you guys don't mind if I borrow this."
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"You've been loitering on this corner for the last 20 minutes..."
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"for you to tug your rotten pecker at!"
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"Maybe if a certain someone didn't buy a certain something..."
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"We are gonna make these streets safe. Everything is gonna..."
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"on our monthly crime watch newsletter."
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"Gimme your watch. Come on. Take a walk."
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"You guys, if we park that in front of Paddy's, no more bums."
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"Yeah. I know about that guy. Masturbating bums are bad for business."
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"You're gonna hit that bum? No, I'm not gonna hit anybody."
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"So here's what we gotta do. We gotta get rid of Frank."
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"there'd be a little bit more room up here."
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"Have you taken a good look at this guy? He's hilarious."
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"Fork it over. And the watch."
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"I'm gonna be Al Pacino... Nobody cares. Get in there. You're gonna ruin it."
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"Charlie, drop your weapon. Don't do that."
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"That was a gunshot."
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"This guy's not the problem. This guy's not the problem. You're the problem."
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"You really are the man."
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"Whoa!"
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"Well, now, wait a second. I wouldn't mind taking a look at that cat."
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"What's shakin', pal? Ahh."
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"The kid's nuts. He's an idiot. Gimme my cut."
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"We look awesome. Throw that on."
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"I am not your little pinup girl..."
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"Now what do you think about these suspenders?"
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