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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Bums: Making a Mess All Over the City (S03E03)

"Yes. I saw that guy's wiener."
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"He's gonna rip it off one of these days. It's disgusting."
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"I think we should make this whole neighborhood safe again. Yeah."
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"Kind of leaning towards the junkyard dog idea. You like the dog idea?"
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"I'd go for a dog."
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"Now, first order of business..."
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"Oh! I get it. Okay. We go buy the weapons."
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"We tell you how much we spent, and you reimburse us. Great."
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"Oh, I would make a copy of the receipt. You give them the original."
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"I would give them the original and I would keep the copy? That seems stupid."
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"That's how reimbursement works. If something happens to the weapons, I'm shit out of luck?"
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"Wait. So you people don't apprehend criminals?"
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"I don't hear no dogs. They'll run out and bite you in the nuts."
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"They're probably sleepin'. You don't wanna wake 'em. Probably chained up."
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"Excuse me, sir. Where am I finding your junkyard dogs?"
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"into a vat of hot tar."
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"That cat... Is indestructible."
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"Come on, dude. What are we gonna do with a cat? Whoa."
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"No problems, period."
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"It's cramped. Well, I know it's cramped."
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"I wanna fiddle with all the gadgets. Fool with 'em."
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"Why are we stopped? Yeah, why are we stopped?"
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"It's a red light. We're in a cop car."
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"Make 'er sing."
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"Boom. We look so stupid."
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"A scared little girl who's never had anyone fear her."
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"It's like a drug. Once you get a taste of it, you can never get enough."
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"Absolutely. All right. Let's roll."
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"That's the best part about fear and intimidation, Dee."
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"All you gotta do is look the part."
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"You're gonna walk right up to him. You're gonna kindly ask him to leave."
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"He's gonna see me with the bat, looking tough."
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"You like that, bitch? Huh?"
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"I don't wanna see you or your dirty balls in my alley again!"
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"I would have helped you. I need my bat back."
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"Yeah, Frank really sprung for all the bells and whistles."
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"Oh, come on. You're gonna let the stupid junkyard cat ride up front?"
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"Do not refer to him as a junkyard cat."
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"You can be disguised as an undercover cop in the back seat."
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"Damn it! That is such a good idea."
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"Hey, you fellas hungry? Couple my best dogs, on the house."
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"Oh, yeah, yeah. This is a place of junk."
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"Diddle, diddle, diddle. Yeah, it's..."
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"Don't push my head like that. Let's go, Frank."
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"We gotta get rid of that cat. It stinks."
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"Charlie, where you goin'? What are you doing?"
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"I don't know. Like, 15 bucks, I guess."
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"You're serious? Do I look like I'm smiling? Are we smiling?"
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"I can't believe this is happening. Believe it, buddy."
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"All right? We're not out here to bribe people."
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"You sound like an asshole. Well, you guys are taking bribes now."
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"You guys are crooked cops, and I don't like it."
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"See, my partner and I have been cleaning up the streets the past couple days."
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"Getting physical... That's not a problem for us. We are all on the same team."
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"Well, let's see. Oh! You know what? I'm fresh out of badges."
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"It just hurts my feelings, because we are sticking our necks out for you guys..."
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"These two Guardian Angels would love to help you clean up your beat."
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"Quick question. What time are you picking us up?"
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"No, no, no. Oh, shit."
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"Well, we're screwed. No, Dee, Dee, Dee. Relax, okay?"
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"Yes, okay. We can do this."
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"We are gonna make these streets safe..."
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"We are in a very rough neighborhood, and we are lost."
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"Uh, hi. How are ya? I'm good. I'm good."
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"What do we got here?"
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"This goddamn cat is screwin' up everything."
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"We gotta get rid of the cat, Dennis."
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"I don't give a shit. I'm gonna tell you something, buddy."
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"And I'm gonna clean it up."
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"Let's do this thing."
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"Calm down, dude. All right, here's the situation."
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"We were actin' like cops."
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"You deserve better than that. We deserve better than that."
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"We gotta get our hands on that cop car."
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"the likes of which are gonna rock this city."
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"Sir, I do not have time to listen to your mix tape. No, it's not a m..."
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"Oh, I get it."
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"He's slurping down that gasoline no problem. What's the deal with that?"
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"to enjoy with my free hot dog."
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"Yeah. In fact, Special Agent Bauer and I..."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Charlie, what are you doing?"
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"What are you doing? I'm putting an end to this, is what I'm doing."
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"We were supposed to care about justice, and it got to your head."
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"Goddamn It, Jack Bauer."
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"Oh, my God."
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"It really is. This whole goddamn neighborhood is going to shit."
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"There is a deteriorating situation here, and we gotta do something about it."
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"We should get a junkyard dog. Okay?"
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"We'll chain him up in the alley. We'll scare away the bums. That's it."
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"Charlie, it's not just about our alley. It's about this whole neighborhood."
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"is thanking Jean for working so hard..."
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"Uh, do you have a question? Yeah. New to the crew."
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"Uh, quick question about the uniform situation."
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"Now, I like to cut my sleeves off. It's kind of my look."
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"So I'm wondering if the tailor is provided for us, or I'm left to my own devices."
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"We don't have uniforms. Now, but... Yes?"
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"Yeah. Will you be providing the weapons?"
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"No. No."
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"It doesn't work like that. You gotta give him a receipt."
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"You just ask 'em for the original back. I'm sure they got a system."
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"Why would they keep the original? I'm the one that bought the gun."
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"Oh, it's a gun now. It's always been a gun, Dee."
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"Excuse me. Hi. Hi. We don't carry weapons."
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"We're just a neighborhood watch."
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"The police? The police."
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"The streets are flooded with the ejaculate of the homeless..."
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"and you people are counting on the police?"
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"Clearly we are gonna have to handle this ourselves, Dee."
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"You, sir, have wasted my time, and the time of my associate."
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"You hear barking?"
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"I don't hear a dog. We'll ask this guy."
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"My what? We wanna buy a junkyard dog."
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"We want the most vicious one you have. Yeah, a really nasty dog."
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"Really nasty dog. We don't have no dogs."
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"What... I'm sorry."
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"Is this not a junkyard? You don't have a dog?"
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"We got a cat round here somewhere. Cat?"
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"We don't... We don't want a cat. Walt a minute."
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