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Clips from Superstore - Magazine Profile (S01E01)

"Oh, smile!"
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"Oh, I wondered why..."
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"Hey!"
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"And, as I described to you in the other three aisles,"
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"these are standard fluorescent lights powered by..."
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"Let's maybe move on from the lights now, okay?"
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"- How's he doing? - Not so good."
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"Between the fluorescent lights is standard ceiling."
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"Okay, so I know what's in the store"
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"'cause they're... pretty much all identical,"
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"so can you tell me just something... interesting?"
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"Hmm?"
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"Why don't you tell her about one of your big ideas?"
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"- Huh? - Okay. What big ideas?"
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"Yeah. What big ideas?"
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"Your idea to revamp the store."
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"Shake things up a little bit."
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"to just organize the store by product type."
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"There would be an aisle for single moms,."
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"That's actually..."
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"pretty cool."
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"No, Glenn has..."
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"all kinds of great ideas just like that one."
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"You do?"
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"Yes, I do."
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"Here's another one."
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"Instead of saying, "free samples,""
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"That's a good idea."
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"- Yes. - You should write that one down."
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"No, I'm good."
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"Well, I mean, it's not a bad idea."
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"Wait, I have another one!"
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"- Eh? - Mm."
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"Yep."
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"I mean, you could also have a green aisle"
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"put organic foods next to environmentally friendly home products..."
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"Now, how do you spell your name?"
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"Oh, um, J-O-N..."
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"Oh. Uh, yeah."
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"Honestly, I was just piggybacking"
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"off of Glenn's idea."
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"You're like... a regular Tom Hanks."
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"- Hey, Cynthia. - Yeah."
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"Maybe you'd like to come see my office."
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"It's pretty wild."
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"I have a calendar in there of normal dogs."
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"But I'm talking to Jonah right now."
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"So where'd you go to school? Oh..."
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"She doesn't even remember my name."
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"Hi."
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"Would you like to take a picture for "Stratus" magazine?"
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"That sound fun?"
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"Hey!"
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"What are you, deaf?"
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"Oh, my God. He's deaf!"
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"Have another "frample.""
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"Wow."
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"See how that just rolled off the tongue?"
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"Thanks, Amy."
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"Why are you here?"
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"Because this is where the losers sit."
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"Hey..."
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"Oh, I'm so sorry."
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"Please, enjoy your individual pepperoni pizza, okay?"
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"Glenn, I... I'm just trying to help you."
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"If you come back over with me, I'll hand her off to you."
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"It's no use!"
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"I don't have style or substance."
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"Hey, maybe that's why iPhones"
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"never recognize my face as a face."
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"Glenn, you're being hard on yourself."
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"I've been here 20 years."
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"You've been here two weeks,"
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"and you already have better ideas than me."
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"Glenn, that is not it."
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"I think that lady just has a crush on Jonah."
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"She's interested in him because he's cute,"
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"not because of his bad ideas."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"You think I'm cute?"
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"No!"
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"I think you look like a person who is cute."
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"Wait; do you really think that's it?"
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"That she's just attracted to him?"
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"- No! - Yes!"
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"Yes."
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"You know, that kind of makes sense."
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"I mean, I can't compete with these geisha features."
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"He looks like a panda and a Disney princess had a baby."
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"Thank you, Glenn, but I... I do think it also might"
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"have something to do with my ideas."
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"Aww."
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"Da wittle panda finks he fought of somefing."
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"Okay."
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"That's a little much."
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"Look, now the panda's feeling sad!"
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"Aw, sad wittle panda!"
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"Aw, that's adorable."
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"Tried to help."
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"- Aw, panda! - Sad panda..."
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"♪ Cloud 9, come inside ♪"
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"♪ Society's a mirage and sex is a prison ♪"
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"Uhh!"
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"Yeah, what do you think about that?"
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"I absolutely love the first half."
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"Are you serious?"
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"We've cut so much out."
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"That's the only part left I even like."
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"But the first line's just a little bit more"
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"like a jingle, you know?"
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"It's catchy."
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"Catchy?"
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"Nah, na-na-na-na-nah. Okay?"
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"That's not what my music's about, yo."
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"That's not how I am."
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"Forget this. I quit."
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"I'm out of here. Uhh."
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"Hey, look, okay?"
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"That stinks."
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"But a lot of this situation we are in stinks."
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