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Clips from Family Guy - Connie's Celica (S18E18)

"Okay, and remember, there's a quiz a week from Wednesday!"
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"-(students gasping) -BOY: Oh, no."
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"Good. That means you heard me."
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"This is how Hollywood thinks school teachers talk."
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"since it was her class you disrupted."
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"And I'm sorry to say, this is your third strike this year."
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"According to school policy,"
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"three strikes means you're expelled."
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"What?!"
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"Principal Shepherd, I'm not sure that's necessary."
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"I'm sorry. I've made my decision."
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"Now, if you ladies don't mind stepping out,"
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"I have to reprimand Danny McBride next."
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"Mr. McBride, do you know why you're here?"
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"Yeah, maybe because I'm awesome, and you're a gay homosexual,"
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"and also the word "Jet Ski" a lot?"
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"(grunting)"
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"(chuckling): Yeah, you know why you're here."
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"Ugh. I feel kind of bad about getting Connie expelled."
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"But maybe this'll make her realize"
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"she needs to be more respectful to others."
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"Eh, probably not. She's really hot."
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"(phone vibrates)"
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"Hey, Lois, I just got an invite"
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"for a Facebook group you started called"
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""Keep Harriet Tubman Off the 20-Dollar Bill.""
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"What? I haven't even been on Facebook today."
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"Wow. Your profile pic is now just the word "veterans""
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"It's called "cyberbullying.""
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"(scoffs) Cyberbullying? Me?"
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"By the way, Vili Fualaau is now a DJ in Seattle."
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"Boy, Connie must really mean business."
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"Like an Armenian kid in a candy store."
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"Hey, little boy, can I help you?"
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"and turn into car wash."
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"(children shouting in distance)"
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"Ugh. Damn it, Connie."
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"No, it's just a nasty prank."
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"What's so nasty about it?"
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"Okay, well, if you're so fine with it,"
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"what are you doing Friday night?"
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"Oh, um..."
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"Mmm. So, I got my blacksmith certification."
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"-I can make axes now. -Oh."
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"but your next date should be with Christ."
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"Lois, are you using the Elmo toothbrush,"
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"-which is mine? -Oh, sorry, Peter."
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"I've just been so distracted with this whole Connie thing."
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"Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm."
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"So, Connie made you mistake a monster's face"
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"for the words "Oral-B.""
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"Come on, Peter, I'm serious."
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"This is a real problem."
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"Well, if she's really ruining your life,"
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"go down to the station and talk to Joe."
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"Yeah, I thought of that, but I hate competing"
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"with the sound of ringing phones and typewriter keys."
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"-(phones ringing, keys clacking) -And she hacked"
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"Connie! I think she hacked my Twitter!"
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"Well, without any hard evidence, Lois,"
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"I'm afraid there's nothing we can do!"
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"(ringing and clacking stop)"
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"Have a seat, sir. Tell me everything."
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"Okay. You know Elmo, right?"
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"Hmm, I'm not seeing any Viva brand paper towels."
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"I'm gonna go see what new stuff they're turning into milk."
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"Oh, wood milk!"
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"Hey, that woman has all the Viva brand paper towels."
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"could I have one of those Viva brand paper towel rolls?"
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"-(gasps) -Oh, so sorry."
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"Hey, Lois, do we need any jeans milk at home?"
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"Oh, hey, Connie. Nice shopping outfit."
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"Come on, Connie."
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"It's the only brand I use."
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"Too bad, bitch."
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"-(beeps) -There we go."
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"I know it's been you cyberbullying me."
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"I didn't mean to get you expelled,"
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"but now I'm glad I did."
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"You're a very disrespectful young lady."
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"At least I'll have a paper towel"
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"Okay, that's it."
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"You better watch your step."
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"Ah, darn it. I couldn't open my camera in time."
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"Oh, you can just text me yours."
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"I'm not texting you. I don't know you."
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"I can't even think of making dinner."
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"Well, I didn't hear what you just said,"
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"but what's the dinner situation?"
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"Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker, transitioning into my sad voice"
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"for the death of a white girl."
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"Local white girl Connie D'Amico died at the scene"
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"of an automobile accident earlier tonight,"
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"the brake lines of Connie's Celica apparently cut."
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"Oh, my God. How horrible!"
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"(exhales) Can you imagine being the shovel"
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"that gets to scrape that ass off the road?"
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"Eh, maybe in my next life."
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"Lois Griffin, I'm sorry, but you're under arrest."
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"I'm gonna have to take you down to the station."
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"On what charge?"
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"We've got you on grocery store video"
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"You're under arrest for her murder."
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"What?!"
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"No quiz!"
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"(all cheering)"
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"Joe, this is ridiculous."
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"There's no way Lois killed Connie."
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"There's just too much evidence against her."
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"I got to take her in."
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"So, what, I'm supposed to be a guy without a wife now?"
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"What am I supposed to do, whatever I want whenever I want?"
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"I'm gonna get crow's-feet from smiling too much."
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"Sorry, Peter. It's gonna be quite an adjustment."
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"Seriously, who's gonna greet me in a shapeless sweatshirt"
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"-when I come home? -Meg, maybe."
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"Who's gonna slap a tarantula of shampoo hair"
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"It's the little things you miss."
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"Who's gonna go, "Ooh! Ooh! Careful!" while I'm parking?"
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"Who's gonna fill up my DVR with lady judge programs?"
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