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Clips from Family Guy - Connie's Celica (S18E18)

"ANNOUNCER: Only on Fox."
Family Guy
"¶ All the things that make us ¶"
Family Guy
"("Yakety Sax" playing)"
Family Guy
"Brian, that LEGO movie kind of scared me."
Family Guy
"-("Yakety Sax" plays) -Ah! LEGO! LEGO!"
Family Guy
"-Skee-Lo?! -What?"
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"for a... lie I can't... think of right now. (panting)"
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"I'm not gonna have sex with you."
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"And it hurt."
Family Guy
"Turns out, if you're gonna learn"
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"It was pizza day."
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"But it was just okay."
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"(chatter stops)"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, you're so lame."
Family Guy
"Who else? What is music to you?"
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""L.G."?"
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"You wanted this to happen!"
Family Guy
"But I did have a little trouble in Meg's class"
Family Guy
"(sighs) Maybe I'm not cut out"
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah, yeah, no-no problem, bro."
Family Guy
"Also, maybe you could go (bleep) your own face, huh?"
Family Guy
"I followed you into your cutaway"
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"(laughs)"
Family Guy
"(plays ominous sting)"
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"Connie, I've asked Mrs. Griffin to be here"
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"with a circle and a line through it."
Family Guy
"Mom, this is Connie getting back at you."
Family Guy
"Yes, I wish to buy business"
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"(women chuckle)"
Family Guy
"We had no idea you'd switched teams, Lois."
Family Guy
"I-I'm fine with it."
Family Guy
"You in the market for an ax?"
Family Guy
"I'll keep this on the D.L. Hughley,"
Family Guy
"-all my Internet accounts. -What?"
Family Guy
"Fine! I knew this would be a waste of time!"
Family Guy
"Okay, fellas, she's gone!"
Family Guy
"I'd like to report somebody using the wrong toothbrush."
Family Guy
"-That's the only brand I use. -Uh, sounds good."
Family Guy
"I need them all for the big mess you've made."
Family Guy
"I need it to pat down bacon and let Meg suck the wad."
Family Guy
"(scanner beeps)"
Family Guy
"with the power to take on any spill."
Family Guy
"You'll pay for this, Connie!"
Family Guy
"Peter, I'm exhausted."
Family Guy
"¶ ¶"
Family Guy
"threatening Connie D'Amico."
Family Guy
"Guys, my mom was arrested for Connie's murder."
Family Guy
"on the wall of the shower?"
Family Guy
"Sometimes this is the hardest part of my job."
Family Guy
"-with a full tank of gas? -I took an oath, Peter."
Family Guy
"-and stay real late? -Yeah, why do they do that?"
Family Guy
"What am I supposed to do now, Brian?"
Family Guy
"is to do a podcast before you have all the facts."
Family Guy
"She's only got three minutes."
Family Guy
"you have a hundred days to decide"
Family Guy
"I'm, like, obsessed with the stir-fry."
Family Guy
"Okay, Brian, let's go through Lois's drawers"
Family Guy
"Connie never went to the Drunken Clam."
Family Guy
"If you remember anything else,"
Family Guy
"Connie D'Amico faked her own death."
Family Guy
"Anyway, Lois has been cleared of all charges."
Family Guy
"-Yes? -Excuse me, folks."
Family Guy
"Don't miss a second of Family Guy."
Family Guy
"(gasps) Can you give me a moment?"
Family Guy
"Bob's Burgers, The Simpsons and Bless the Harts."
Family Guy
"¶ It seems today that all you see ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ But where are those good old-fashioned values ¶"
Family Guy
"MAN (on TV): We now return to LEGO Spotlight."
Family Guy
"I'm not sure we should be letting Stewie watch this."
Family Guy
"It's LEGO. It's fine."
Family Guy
"-Yeah, you're right. -(whistle blows)"
Family Guy
"Well, that's my train."
Family Guy
"Time to disappear from this life completely."
Family Guy
"No, no, Peter. It's just Chris practicing his new recorder."
Family Guy
"What? I said no hobbies."
Family Guy
"Ah, don't worry about it, Stewie. It's all make-believe."
Family Guy
"(playing high-pitched note repeatedly)"
Family Guy
"Chris, stop! That sounds terrible."
Family Guy
"Yeah, you can't just play one note over and over."
Family Guy
"You're not Danny McBride."
Family Guy
"Who taught you to play like that?"
Family Guy
"Well, our music teacher quit"
Family Guy
"and was replaced by a back-East bird."
Family Guy
"(bird whistles two notes)"
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"(students play same notes)"
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"(bird whistles same notes)"
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"(students play same notes)"
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"(school bell rings)"
Family Guy
"See you tomorrow, Mr. Mason."
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"(bird whistles same notes)"
Family Guy
"Well, I'm gonna have to talk to Principal Shepherd about this."
Family Guy
"Great. Every kid loves seeing their mom"
Family Guy
"inside their high school."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, but music is an important part"
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"of your education."
Family Guy
"Your mother's right, Chris."
Family Guy
"You don't want to mess this up,"
Family Guy
"like Skee-Lo messed up his wishes."
Family Guy
"Uh, I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller,"
Family Guy
"I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat."
Family Guy
"(magical chiming)"
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"You need money!"
Family Guy
"(tranquil music playing)"
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"You wanted to see me, Mrs. Griffin?"
Family Guy
"Sorry. I was just testing these... candles"
Family Guy
"Now, what's this forgettable misunderstanding all about?"
Family Guy
"Uh, my son is being taught by a bird."
Family Guy
"-Ah. Ms. Wilkins. -No, Mr. Mason."
Family Guy
"Right. Lot of open windows in this school."
Family Guy
"You need a real music teacher."
Family Guy
"I'm a trained piano player, and I've taught lessons for years."
Family Guy
"I'd love to come work for you."
Family Guy
"You would? Well, that changes everything."
Family Guy
"I know. I just farted."
Family Guy
"So, everyone, I have an announcement to make."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna be the new music teacher at Adam West High."
Family Guy
"-What? -Please say you're joking."
Family Guy
"I'm not joking. I start Monday."
Family Guy
"My wife, a music teacher?"
Family Guy
"Hold on. That's a marriage time-out."
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