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Clips from Family Guy - Undergrounded (S18E18)

"(gasps) Can you give me a moment?"
Family Guy
"¶ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ On which we used to rely? ¶"
Family Guy
"Lois'll see the charge. She thinks I'm still at work."
Family Guy
"-You'll save yourself a lot of stress. -Thanks, Cleveland."
Family Guy
"(farting)"
Family Guy
"There you go."
Family Guy
"No way. Guys, you are looking"
Family Guy
"¶ ¶"
Family Guy
"Hey! It's you!"
Family Guy
"It's like a roller coaster ride for pants."
Family Guy
"She said she's pregnant."
Family Guy
"ANNOUNCER: If you're scummy and on the go,"
Family Guy
"try the new Visa Gold Card."
Family Guy
"Visa: It's everywhere you want to be."
Family Guy
"Hey, Dad, what do you got there?"
Family Guy
"-Yay! -Let's boil up some water."
Family Guy
"(knocking)"
Family Guy
"No, that's just air escaping. They can't feel anything."
Family Guy
"(thunder rolling)"
Family Guy
"-LOIS: Oh, no. -PETER: O-Okay, okay, don't panic, everyone."
Family Guy
"-MEG: Ew. -STEWIE: Five minutes ago,"
Family Guy
"How'd you find out?"
Family Guy
"The UPS guy from earlier?"
Family Guy
"Did you even mean it?!"
Family Guy
"I found your account online."
Family Guy
"then you bought a T-shirt that says"
Family Guy
""Working weekends-- does not compute""
Family Guy
"with Johnny 5 on it."
Family Guy
"On whose authority?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, but she's acting like everything's fine on Facebook"
Family Guy
"You are an adult."
Family Guy
"We heard someone has a birthday."
Family Guy
"P."
Family Guy
"(phone rings)"
Family Guy
"Aw. Lois? Can I please go out and play with Tom Brady?"
Family Guy
"I got to escape."
Family Guy
"not being... a bad boy."
Family Guy
"CLEVELAND: Donna!"
Family Guy
"JOE: Bonnie!"
Family Guy
"Some people in this neighborhood read."
Family Guy
"Anyway, it was a beautiful ceremony."
Family Guy
"that he deserved."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry we stuffed you in that Hefty Cinch Sak"
Family Guy
"and pushed you in the pond."
Family Guy
"You dug a hole all the way from your house?"
Family Guy
"Somebody did the perfect cartwheel."
Family Guy
"Actually, Peter, there's elbow prints"
Family Guy
"Perhaps the ancients cartwheeled everywhere."
Family Guy
"Next time, I pay for business class."
Family Guy
"That guy was in the paper for hitting his wife."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God."
Family Guy
"The tunnel's completely collapsed on both sides."
Family Guy
"No, but this is very serious."
Family Guy
"Because you can't stand up to your wife, I'm gonna die."
Family Guy
"What do you think happens when we run out of air, genius?"
Family Guy
"Some penguins over there."
Family Guy
"One of the men is Quahog's own Peter Griffin."
Family Guy
"Anyone else having trouble breathing?"
Family Guy
"-Different people are allergic to different things. -You are such a moron."
Family Guy
"Let's not use the rest of our oxygen to kill each other."
Family Guy
"No, I'm just kidding."
Family Guy
"I said "Kid 'n Play" on the phone,"
Family Guy
"Probably just the movie in the next theater."
Family Guy
"I hope the rest of the tunnel isn't about to collapse."
Family Guy
"-PETER: Oh, my God! -QUAGMIRE: Oh, we're saved!"
Family Guy
"(cheering)"
Family Guy
"(cheering)"
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"(grunting)"
Family Guy
"-Oh, Lois. -¶ I just want ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ To be the one you run to ¶"
Family Guy
"I know I was acting stupid,"
Family Guy
"and I deserved to be grounded."
Family Guy
"I just don't want you to lie to me."
Family Guy
"Yeah, you know what, Tom, I think we're all gonna go home"
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, sir, the chef said"
Family Guy
"Are you ready for the new season of Family Guy?"
Family Guy
"See all-new episodes Sundays, and check out our other Fox programs--"
Family Guy
"Bob's Burgers, The Simpsons and Bless the Harts."
Family Guy
"Oh, jeez, I'm so excited."
Family Guy
"¶ Laugh and cry ¶"
Family Guy
"TV ANNOUNCER: We now return to A Quiet Place,"
Family Guy
"starring a Jewish family."
Family Guy
"(belches softly)"
Family Guy
"I'm finally all caught up on New Girl,"
Family Guy
"if you guys want to talk about that."
Family Guy
"I don't think they're going for it."
Family Guy
"Wait."
Family Guy
"I kind of like that Schmidt."
Family Guy
"You kind of like that Schmidt."
Family Guy
"All right, fellas, I got to get going."
Family Guy
"Aw, come on. I want to get one more beer."
Family Guy
"Again! Again, again!"
Family Guy
"Sorry, Peter, I got to work early in the morning."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I'm out, too."
Family Guy
"Aw, crap, I don't have any cash."
Family Guy
"Hey, can one of you guys spot me?"
Family Guy
"-Just put it on your card. -I can't."
Family Guy
"Wa-peesh."
Family Guy
"Wha-What is that? What do you mean?"
Family Guy
"-Like that? Like a whip sound? -Yeah. How did I do it?"
Family Guy
"You don't have your own card,"
Family Guy
"one that Lois doesn't know about?"
Family Guy
"No. Lois would kill me."
Family Guy
"Ooh, wha-wha-wha-peesh."
Family Guy
"Indiana James?"
Family Guy
"Anyone?"
Family Guy
"456 Maple Drive, Suite 305."
Family Guy
"The "suite" is just a mailbox."
Family Guy
"This is where I get all my credit card bills sent to"
Family Guy
"and any other mail Donna would be mad about."
Family Guy
"-Like what? -Knives with gemstones,"
Family Guy
"fat-butt magazines,"
Family Guy
"whatever you think Ice-T would keep in a nightstand."
Family Guy
"But really it's for the credit card bills."
Family Guy
"I get some of my stuff here, too."
Family Guy
"Bills, catheters, residual checks."
Family Guy
"-What are the checks for? -Mostly Seinfeld."
Family Guy
"-You were on Seinfeld? -Yeah, that's right."
Family Guy
"Peter, I'm telling you, get yourself a secret credit card."
Family Guy
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