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Clips from Family Guy - Undergrounded (S18E18)

"Ah, this is gonna make my life so much better."
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"Like when I used to make fart balloon animals."
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"All right. Who's next?"
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"-Can you make me a giraffe? -Comin' right up."
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"Don't pop that. You'll throw up."
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"Oh, where did you find him?"
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"He found me."
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"Hey, look who it is."
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"You need us to pay for your drinks again?"
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"at the owner of his own credit card."
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"All right. Good for you, Peter."
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"You gonna pay us back?"
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"Come on, Joe, I don't interrupt you."
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"Anyway, they even want me to do one of Tina Fey's"
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""look how quirky and busy I am" credit card commercials."
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"-Wow, really? -Yeah."
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"-(lively music playing) -Oh, wait. I think it's starting."
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"I hear a piano shuffle and a clarinet. Taxi!"
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"-Where to? -Any pet shop that sells snakes."
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"Sir, that's reserved for dry cleaners only."
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"-Any calls? -Your mistress called."
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"She said she's waiting at the hotel for you."
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"Tell her I'll be there as soon as I can."
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"Do you know if that Mexican doctor takes credit cards?"
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"He does."
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"Chris, I got us lobsters for dinner."
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"Cool."
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"Can... can I kill 'em?"
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"Hmm, let me think."
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"Of course you can kill 'em, sport."
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"Package for Peter Griffin."
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"Ah. I didn't order anything."
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"I-I mean, I could have if I wanted to."
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"I have a credit card."
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"All right. Lot of cool people on this route."
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"Aah!"
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"-(muffled screaming) -Stop! You're hurting him."
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"-Hi. Can I help you? -Yes. I'd like one of those flashlights"
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"with a vagina in it, please?"
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"(click)"
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"(Peter giggles)"
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"CHRIS (chuckles): Oh, he got you, Mom."
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"PETER: I'm surprised this thing still works after the day we had."
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"-Meaning I had sex with... -CHRIS: I know. -We get it."
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"I had that flashlight under my chin to look scary."
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"from Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country?"
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"Peter, give me the credit card."
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"Sorry, Peter. New rule: I... I have to report"
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"any adults bragging about having a credit card."
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"But... but you said I was cool."
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"Did you even mean it?"
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"You know what bothers me even more"
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"than all the money you put on that credit card?"
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"-Bonnie's new car? -Oh, I know. What, does she think"
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"she's a (bleep) teenager?"
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"Wait, no, no. What's worse is finding out"
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"how much you lie to me."
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"Monday night you said you were working late,"
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"but there's a $62 charge at The Clam."
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"So whoever stole my card is still in town."
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"You just gave me the card, dummy."
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"You said you had to work last weekend,"
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"I wanted to wait, but..."
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"Happy Mother's Day."
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"You're not gonna weasel your way out of this."
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"You want to act like a child, Peter?"
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"Then I'm gonna treat you like a child."
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"You're grounded."
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"General Chang."
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"Hey, Peter. Lois still mad at you?"
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"so she can post pictures of food."
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"(computer chiming)"
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"I mean, I've done some stupid stuff,"
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"but she's never grounded me before."
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"Well, you could just leave the house if you want."
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"Brian, husbands are not adults."
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"They are people who pay for things"
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"but are still somehow burdens."
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"Worst part about it, I'm gonna miss my Sunday shift"
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"at Clappy's Birthday Restaurant."
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"SERVERS: H."
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"(rhythmic clapping)"
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"A."
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"P."
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"T."
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"E."
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"Happy birthday, Charlotte."
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"Excuse me. My table is celebrating the birthday"
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"of deceased Hawaiian pop singer Israel Kamakawiwo'ole."
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"(exhausted sigh)"
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"Well, that's why we call it Clappy's. Let's go."
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"H."
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"-Hello? -QUAGMIRE: Peter."
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"Peter, you're not gonna believe whose car just broke down"
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"on Spooner Street. Tom Brady!"
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"-What?! -Yeah. He's throwing passes"
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"to anyone who's able to leave his house."
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"Ah, he's throwing one to Joe."
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"-(people cheering) -Oh, my God, Joe just stood up for a second."
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"JOE: He put that pass"
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"where only a walking person could catch it."
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"That's how good he is-- his pass made me walk!"
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"CLEVELAND: And here comes Gisele."
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"She's giving out Tag Heuer watches."
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"QUAGMIRE: She's out here."
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"LOIS: Tom Brady's taking us all to see an Anne Hathaway movie."
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"Oh. Uh..."
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"Oh, no, I'm grounded."
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"Hey, it's my old wedding Tucks..."
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"Medicated Pads."
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"Boy, my butt sure was like a match"
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"that needed to be extinguished that day."
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"Oh, what a day that was."
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"All the Preparation... H I used on my fiery ring."
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"But how?"
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"Wait a minute, you saw Shawshank Redemption, Peter."
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"How did Brooks get out of there?"
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"(rope creaking)"
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"Aah!"
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"-Hey, possum. -POSSUM: It's actually o-possum."
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