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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Dead on a Rival (S11E11)

"he got me a ticket."
Modern Family (2009)
"No, I just stopped in to see how Margaret's working out."
Modern Family (2009)
"As much as I enjoyed her pairing"
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"the glass of Chablis with my surprise shrimp cocktail,"
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"that's not a skill I need in an assistant."
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"You have to fire her."
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"I can't. She worked for me her whole life."
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"She slept on the sidewalk to get me Nancy Sinatra tickets."
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"Fine. I'll do it."
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"Margaret, could you come in here, please?"
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"This is the second thing today I can't watch."
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"I did everything I could for you."
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"She's a cold one."
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"What's going on here?"
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"Am I fired?"
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"I'm afraid so."
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"I've been wanting to retire for years now,"
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"but I could never let Jay down."
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"I just want to sleep, tend my cannabis garden,"
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"Margaret, I want you back at Dog Beds."
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"See you tomorrow."
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"Grandpa, Margaret wants to retire."
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"It's not what I want. It's what Jay needs."
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"Ugh, what is wrong with you two?"
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"You don't need an assistant,"
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"Is this true? Do you really want to hang it up?"
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"There are some things I wouldn't mind trying."
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"Well, then you should do it. I'll manage."
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"It's going to be weird, though."
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"Four husbands, three heart attacks,"
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"I love you, Jay."
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"I love you, too, Margaret."
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"It's been a great run."
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"And we'll always have Mitchell."
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"What?!"
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"No, our kid moved away a long time ago."
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"It's okay to hire the hot one."
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"You bring me a sandwich?"
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"Oh, no, we didn't go to the deli today."
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"Eh... No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait!"
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"But how about a trip down memory lane instead?"
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"Eh..."
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"W-Wait, wait, wait."
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"Herschel, look, we have your old friend"
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"Murray Clark! Clark!"
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"Well, what do you know?"
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"It's been a lifetime."
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"Don't give me that, you smug sonuvabitch."
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"What -- W-What's happening?"
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"This bastard told our football coach I was a communist."
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"Got me kicked off the team."
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"I could've gone pro!"
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"Deliver ice? How old are you guys?"
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"You're a snake! You're a rat!"
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"He stole my girl when I went to war,"
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"and he stayed home with a fake limp."
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"You should be grateful!"
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"Eh!"
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"Just the beginning."
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"The beg-- the beginning?"
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"Nobody talks to me like that."
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"Fine."
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"I'm taking it."
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"And when I get home, I'm going to sign him up"
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"Let's see how he likes getting all those singing visitors"
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"I'm going to ruin the rest of his life."
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"See, Mitchell, he's making plans for the future."
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"That's why you have rivals. It's something to live for."
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"Okay, you're just justifying bad behavior."
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"Okay, Murray, Mitchell has somebody at work that keeps stealing his peanut butter,"
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"You want to stop it? Try mixing in some laxatives."
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"on the bathroom door."
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"And if you really want to ruin his day --"
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"Okay, now, hold on, hold on. Let me write these down."
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"Alright. You call his wife..."
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"Hey, the Wi-Fi's out."
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"Huge bummer, man."
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"I was just about to finish writing my poem."
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"You're a writer, too? Well, knock me over with a feather."
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"Blaine Lemarque, playwright."
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"Power used to go out all the time in the bayou."
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"So crazy, I'm writing a movie"
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"I'm in film school, but soon, everyone's gonna know my name --"
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"Keith Fank!"
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"I couldn't help overhearing."
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"I'm Rhonda Jamowitz, gossip columnist for the local rag."
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"You'll never guess which starlet was in here yesterday"
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"with a new man and a newer nose."
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"I was hoping that the play was gonna get better."
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"With maybe a little less Rhonda."
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"I know I'm going on and on,"
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"but for the first time since Mother passed,"
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"I don't feel alone."
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"Brilliant."
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"I don't miss the nudity at all."
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"We're so worried about staying connected,"
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"ignoring the walls that are being erected."
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"that all we need to do is --"
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"Wi-Fi's back on!"
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"I blame myself."
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""You got an A? Have a hat.""
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""You skinned your knee? Have a hat.""
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"It took me a little longer than I thought"
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"to find my way back to Manny."
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"Bravo, bravo!"
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"Another triumph, eh?"
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"Thanks."
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"You know, I really think I have something here."
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"Maybe instead of going on that cruise,"
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"I should stay home and work on --"
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"You are going on that cruise!"
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"It's gonna be good for you."
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"it's so important for your father."
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"He planned a whole adventure!"
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"But when we travel through the Panama Canal,"
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"we'll be required to do some light housekeeping."
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"It's part of the deal."
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"Okay, then."
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"I'll just go grab my stuff"
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"and take some selfies with my fan."
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