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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Dead on a Rival (S11E11)

"Well..."
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"Please don't say "hot lives matter.""
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"and this gentleman is currently the frontrunner."
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"or are you just gonna stuff ones down his G-string?"
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"Well, she'd have to start tomorrow."
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"It'd be great if we could go a day"
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"without you mentioning your 32-inch waist size."
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"Oh!Ah!Oh, my gosh."
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"Oh, it's nothing sad. I'll just be a minute."
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"Murray? Murray! Murray!"
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"Who taught you first aid, a nanny on death row?"
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"to die in this house, and you ruined it!"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Today, our old neighbor- turned-tech-titan,"
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"Okay."
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"We're not letting go of each other until you get in here."
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"Except of -- of course,"
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"I'm -- I'm going to cry."
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"Can we do all that again?"
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"And good news -- I was able to get you comps."
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"I'm sure it'll cost me in other ways."
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"It's from Dad. "I'm almost there.""
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"Did you get them at the dentist or at the piano store?"
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"since the Mormons knocked on my door."
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"Of course. I wouldn't miss it."
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"No, no, no, no, no."
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"Oh, thanks, Margaret. Mm-hmm."
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"didn't you give me a "wink-wink"?"
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"Could you just make me a lunch reservation, please?"
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"Uh, w-what are you doing?"
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"Seedy bars, con men,"
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"Huh. Two, you can move the couch wherever you'd like."
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"Honey, calm down! The Russians know what they're doing!"
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"But if I do this, you're not allowed"
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"Claire, I-I hope you don't mind terribly,"
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"Wow, you are a quick study. How am I doing this?!"
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"Cup of coffee, Margaret?"
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"and never work again."
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"No!"
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"and she doesn't want to work anymore."
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"countless lovers,"
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"and you stood by me through it all."
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"Hey, forget what I told you earlier."
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"Hey, fellas!"
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"Hey, Herschel!"
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"Hello, Hersch."
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"I only did that 'cause he stole my paper route!"
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"I had to deliver ice to support my family."
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"That woman gave me the clap!"
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"Murray, what the heck was that?"
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"Oh -- Murray. Uh, what are you doing, buddy?"
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"for a bunch of those fringe religions."
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"and all those free Bibles."
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"and he won't do anything about it."
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"set in the bayou called "Swamp Cops.""
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"We let the information confound us,"
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"when there's so much love swirling around us,"
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"We'll drink tequila in Honduras."
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"why are you suddenly so on board with this trip?"
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"The cycle ends here!"
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"Honey, he wants a risk-taker."
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"Boys' trip?! We're leaving the planet!"
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"I'm sorry. I'm just so scared."
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"I may have a really interesting job opportunity for you."
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"Very smart."
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"Thanks, Mom."
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"Tennille called --"
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"Anyway, she thinks you look like the kid"
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"Manny, put the outfit back on!"
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"Question. I need to hire an assistant."
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"Do you think it would be unethical"
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"to hire the second most qualified candidate?"
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"What's wrong with the most qualified?"
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"And after graduating Stanford engineering,"
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"I was offered a Rhodes Scholarship."
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"Do you have any questions for me?"
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"You can't discriminate against the poor guy"
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"just because he's a smoke show."
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"I've been battling hot-shaming my entire life."
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"Hey, Grandpa. What's up?"
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"Returning this to your mom."
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"Who's the beefcake?"
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"Oh --"
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"I need to hire an assistant,"
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"Does he get a normal paycheck,"
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"I do have some trepidation about the optics."
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"Perception is everything."
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"I didn't care about any of that crap."
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"I don't have enough work for my assistant, Margaret."
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"Been with me 40 years."
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"I can't just put her out to pasture"
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"like some worn-out plow horse."
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"The old broad deserves a little respect."
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"No offense, Grandpa, but I need someone"
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"who can hit the ground running."
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"Margaret's more someone who would hit a pedestrian"
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"and not even realize it."
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"Just because she's no Christie Brinkley,"
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"who, by the way, is a year older than Margaret,"
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"doesn't mean we throw her on the scrap heap."
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"Is she okay working on a Saturday?"
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"That's the advantage of hiring somebody"
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"with a few miles on her --"
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"by 6:00 a.m., she will have had two soft-boiled eggs"
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"and be raring to go."
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"No, hold on just a second. I need to finish this."
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"Please tell me this isn't another letter-writing campaign."
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"They're not going to rename our street."
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"Okay, Mary Kay Place would be"
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"a very fun tribute to an American treasure,"
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"but, no, that's not what this is."
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"The store opens in a half-hour, okay?"
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"You know I get all my pants for the entire year at this sale,"
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"and 32 is a very, very common pant size."
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"No, this is urgent."
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"at the faculty follies "for time.""
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"So I'm turning him in to the IRS"
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"for deducting his breakfast burritos."
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"You're wasting your life with these rivalries."
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"There is a guy at work who always eats my peanut butter,"
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