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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Dead on a Rival (S11E11)

"Gloria, dime --"
Modern Family (2009)
"I've sheltered him for too long."
Modern Family (2009)
"He needs something real that he can write about."
Modern Family (2009)
"Take him to the seediest bars,"
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"introduce him to con men."
Modern Family (2009)
"Let him taste danger."
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"But not shrimp, because it makes his eyelid feel funny."
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"No, señor!"
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"Really? You just sold me out for a job?"
Modern Family (2009)
"How's it going to look if I squash your boys' trip?"
Modern Family (2009)
"You know the scariest part of a roller coaster?"
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"It's a month of that!"
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"Dad, you don't want to go to space?"
Modern Family (2009)
"No, I do."
Modern Family (2009)
"I-I just -- I worry"
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"that it might be too traumatic for you --"
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"Oh, no, it'll be fun to tell the kids"
Modern Family (2009)
"their Pop-Pop is an astronaut."
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"Pop-Pop might be the last sound I make."
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"Claire, if it's not too much trouble,"
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"would you please, um, pick out a family photo for me to clutch"
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"after my tether snaps"
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"and I tumble endlessly through the void?"
Modern Family (2009)
"It is much more likely"
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"that you will just incinerate upon re-entry."
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"Yeah."
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"Um...look, buddy,"
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"I appreciate all this, but I don't want to go."
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"What?"
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"But y-you're my rock."
Modern Family (2009)
"I-I can't -- I can't do this without you."
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"I'm your rock?"
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"What did I get us into?"
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"I didn't even want to go."
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"I just wanted to look cool in front of Bezos"
Modern Family (2009)
"and Elon and Zuck-Zuck."
Modern Family (2009)
"That's the reason why you're going?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm sorry, but launching white dudes into space"
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"hasn't been cool for years."
Modern Family (2009)
"But the cameras."
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"How am I going to get out of this?"
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"Well, if you're trying to look cool,"
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"just throw some splashy event"
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"and auction off the space trip to charity."
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"That could work."
Modern Family (2009)
"What kind of charity?"
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"Wolves are hot right now."
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"I love that."
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"I'm going to save the wolves!"
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"We're saving them, right? Yeah."
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"I like the way you think outside the box."
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"Haley, we could be working together!"
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"No, it's really just the one job."
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"I hope that the Phil Dunphy Center for Wolves"
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"will be a fitting honor for the man who changed my life."
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"We'll have a big opening ceremony."
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"You'll meet all the wolves!"
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"Now let's go do this again in front of the cameras!"
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"I'm terrified of wolves!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, good, you're here."
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"Manny's about to model his new cruise wear for me."
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"This should be good."
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"Jay, don't make him self-conscious."
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"Jay, what do you think?"
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"Hey, El Capitán Kangaroo."
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"What are you, the Untalented Mr. Ripley?"
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"You should be directing traffic in the Bahamas."
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"D-Did I do that one yet?"
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"in an '80s movie we're supposed to hate."
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"You look amazing."
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"Amazing-ly like the last Kennedy picked in a touch football game."
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"These are too good. I gotta tell him."
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"I definitely have to carve out some extra time for giggling."
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"Well, you should. These are sensitive times."
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"Cam, come on. I want to go."
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"Well, that's funny."
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"Oh, and you'd like to come in"
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"It's just a cry for help."
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"Murray?"
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"Hi."
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"Uh-oh. You're gonna want to give them some space for this."
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"This is the most amazing thing that's ever happened to me!"
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"He's been 40 since he was 10."
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"Please don't die in our house."
Modern Family (2009)
"Why? The last owners didn't."
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"We -- We bring him a corned beef sandwich every time we go to the deli."
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"I'm going to die up there!"
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"This is such an amazing gift, it'll crush him."
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"Ha! What?"
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"A terrible thing happened today at Manny's one-man show --"
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"Oh, thank God!"
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"Oh, whatever you say, Jay."
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"I mean, you're the longest relationship I've ever had."
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"She's messing with you."
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"You may make a friend for life."
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"That was a little gift from me!"
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"And then put an "under construction" sign"
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"Sorry for making you guys wait."
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"We'll swim with the dolphins in Bali."
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"You guys talking about space?"
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"Promise you're going to be nice."
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"Oh."
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"And, Phil, while it's not a trip to space,"
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"Fine."
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"Señor Kaplan cut my "Wind Beneath My Wings" number"
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"I'm going to tell Felicity not to cut her hair."
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"We'll see how long it holds."
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"Jay...back me up."
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"you're gonna have to train. Oh."
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"No, you are looking at a bold candidate"
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"Uh, uh, pew!"
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"She's not."
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"Just tell him you don't want to go."
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