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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Dead on a Rival (S11E11)

"What?! Absolutely not."
Modern Family (2009)
"I should ask my gal at Nordstrom"
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"to pull some cruise looks for me."
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"Look at him, he's chomping at the bit."
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"Stop setting me up!"
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"Here you go. A cup of joe, the old-fashioned way."
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"Mnh!"
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"Oh, God. I-Is there bourbon in this?"
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"When you asked for coffee,"
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"No. It's the morning."
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"Well, that's why there's coffee in it."
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"Oh. No problem."
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"What's that thing?"
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"Oh, these are all the great restaurants"
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"that Jay used to go to."
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"Oh. Do you like Steak Diane?"
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"It took her 12 tries to find a place that had a salad."
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"Oh, I was just getting the couch ready"
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"for your afternoon "meeting.""
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"Why are you saying "meeting" like it's not really a meeting?"
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"Just so you know,"
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"when I say something, that's exactly what I mean."
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"Also, when you called me from your car,"
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"I couldn't really understand you."
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"You may want to fix your Bluetooth."
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"Oh. You noticed?"
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"The nerve died a few years ago."
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"But if it bothers you, I'll have it yanked."
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"So, Manny, what is your show about?"
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"Will there be pirates and tasteful nudity?"
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"It'll be different from my last one."
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"This is a one-man play"
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"in which I portray four characters in a café"
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"from different walks of life."
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"When the Internet goes out,"
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"they're forced to talk to each other."
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"I call it "Who, What, When, Where, Wi-Fi.""
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"I'd throw in a pirate."
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"I should go get into characters."
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"Manny's not going on that trip."
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"I know what an adventure with you means."
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"souvenir pens that when you flip them,"
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"the lady's clothes come off."
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"If my son wants to spend some time with me,"
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"he should be able to."
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"He's not gonna back you up."
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"Gloria, let Manny go on the trip. He'll be fine."
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"And he's been 10 for 40 years."
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"It's not happening."
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"Look, I understand your concern,"
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"but I want to bond with Manny before it's too late."
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"I think I'm having a mid-life crisis."
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"You probably didn't notice, but I got veneers."
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"Oh, that's what that is!"
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"What the hell do you care?"
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"For starters, if we ever want to sell this place,"
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"we'll have to disclose that someone died here."
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"For the millionth time, I moved that chair."
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"My wife passed years ago. I don't have any other family."
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"I just want to close my eyes and drift off."
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"There are lots of reasons to want to continue to live."
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"I know you miss your missus,"
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"but living alone is underrated."
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"For one, you can have whatever you want for dinner."
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"It's been 10 years."
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"Where -- Where would the couch look better?"
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"I appreciate what you think passes for support."
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"I'm just not interested."
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"I think you need a more positive outlook on life."
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"Our neighbor Herschel, he's about your age."
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"Herschel Braverman? Yeah."
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"We grew up together. We love Herschel!"
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"Yeah, see? There's something to live for."
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"Yeah. You should go reunite with your old friend."
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"Right now. Okay, you know what?"
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"Don't be rude. We'll walk him over."
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"He's just in a hurry to get to a pants sale"
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"that started 30 minutes ago."
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"What are you, a 32?"
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"I am."
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"All the good stuff's already gone."
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"If you guys want to keep up with the Russians,"
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"I'll get the vodka!"
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"If I could build a fembot with lifelike skin,"
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"it would be just like her."
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"Did you get a weird vibe from Claire?"
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"No, she seemed super positive and supportive."
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"That's exactly what I mean."
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"Oh, while I'm here, I'm gonna see if we have any Tang!"
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"I don't want to go to space, Claire! I'm terrified!"
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"What happens if I break something and we can't breathe?"
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I can't breathe right now."
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"Plus, I'll look like a coward in that documentary."
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"You're right, we don't want to see this on film."
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"I'm taping over it already in my mind."
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"You've gotta shut this down. What?!"
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"Help me, Claire. You're my only hope."
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"to quote "Star Wars" to me anymore."
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"I love you. I know."
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"Hey...Kenneth."
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"I was just talking to Buzz-kill Aldrin over here --"
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"but I was just taking a peek at your résumé."
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"It is very impressive."
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"Have you landed anywhere?"
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"Uh, not yet, no."
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"You know, speaking of landings, unfortunately -- Wow, really?"
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"Well, we should talk about a really interesting job opportunity"
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"that just opened up at my company."
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"I would love that."
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"I'm looking for a bold candidate who loves to take chances."
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"who loves to take chances."
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"I know, but, still, um, Claire has --"
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"Claire has some concerns."
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"If I'm working for you, do I still get hugs?"
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"No, not in this climate. Oh."
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"Best I can offer is a wo-man shake!"
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"Whoa! What?"
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"Remember, shred this, don't fax it."
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"Hey, honey. Hi, Jay. Grandpa."
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"Grandpa, what are you doing here?"
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