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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Dead on a Rival (S11E11)

"but I just let it go because life's too short"
Modern Family (2009)
"and so is he, and maybe the peanut butter"
Modern Family (2009)
"is just his creamy substitute for human affection."
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"Okay? Can we go? Could we please go?"
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"Yes. Thank you."
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"I'm s-- Uh... C-Can we help you?"
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"Name's Murray Clark."
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"I grew up in this house."
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"Oh! Hi!Oh!"
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"Well, my name is Cameron. This is my husband, Mitchell."
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"Okay."
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"Uh, so, we were just about to leave."
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"See, I get all my pants --"
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"I haven't seen this house since I went off to war."
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"and take a look around a little bit?"
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"No, nothing like that."
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"I just came here to die."
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"Uh, excuse me? I'm sorry?"
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"Actually, could I get a juice first?"
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"Oh, of course."
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"Why not? Sure, yeah."
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"What are you doing? Being a gracious host."
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"To a stranger who wants to die here?"
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"Oh, come on, Mitchell, nothing's going to happen."
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"Okay, if I can't get a pair of slim-cut chinos in French Blue,"
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"you're gonna die here."
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"Marvin? Milton? No, it's Murray."
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"Oh, my God. Did he actually die?"
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"Calm down! I'm -- I'm first aid certified!"
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"Murray!!"
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"Wake up! Damn it!"
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"Oh! I flew coach all the way from Florida"
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"Oh, my God. That's insane."
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"You knew you were going to die and you flew coach?"
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"Oh, I'm trying to spruce up my résumé."
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"This job hunt is killing me."
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"I'm sorry, Mom, but if those companies"
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"aren't smart enough to hire you,"
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"you don't want to work with them anyway."
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"That's what I used to tell Alex about boys."
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"Just don't jump at the first offer."
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"That's what I used to tell you about boys."
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"He's here! He's here!!"
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"Kenneth, is coming to visit."
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"And he says he has a "big surprise" for me."
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"I don't know if the super rich have access to time travel,"
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"but if they do, I'm going back to the '90s."
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"Ooh, to buy a whole bunch of Amazon stock?"
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"No!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Haley, get in here! Nah, I'm good."
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"Haley, get in the hug!"
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, this feels so good!"
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"Sure, but who needs hugs when you can..."
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"man-shake! Man-shake!"
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"Mm, mm, mm.Mm, mm, mm."
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"Pew!Pew!"
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"Ooh, what are the cameras for?"
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"Huh? Oh!"
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"This is for a documentary about tech visionaries"
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"going back to thank the people who inspired them."
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"Elon Musk got his math teacher an island."
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"What am I getting?"
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"Assuming it's...me."
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"Well, are the cameras rolling? Man: Yes."
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"What is the one thing"
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"that we've always dreamed of doing together?"
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"Going to college in New York with Felicity?"
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"No."
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"This man right here,"
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"he taught me to always dream big"
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"and reach for the stars."
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"And as a thank-you, Phil,"
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"would you make me the happiest man on Earth"
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"and leave Earth with me?"
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"W-W-What?!"
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"I just got us two tickets on the next Russian flight"
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"to the International Space Station!"
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"...winning two non-consecutive Realtor of the Year Awards."
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"Uh, don't cry yet. I'm so sorry. We had a sound issue."
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"Yeah! Should we take it back to the hug?"
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"So, tickets for my show today are at will call."
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"If "almost there" was a place, Javier would be the mayor."
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"Please stop taking pot shots at his expense."
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"Pot shots are the only thing"
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"that we can take at his expense."
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"I mean it, Mom. You've even poisoned Joe."
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"You mean with her cooking?"
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"Hey, we're only making fun of Javier!"
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"No, we're not."
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"Promise me. Okay, fine, I promise."
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"If my good-natured ribbing is making you uncomfortable,"
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"I will refrain."
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"I've got her on Word a Day cards."
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"Hola, Gloria."
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"Oh, Javier, h-- Eeeee."
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"Gloria: Nice teeth."
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"I haven't seen anything so white and square"
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"And those were just off the top of my head,"
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"but I promised Manny, so -- Pbht!"
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"Nice to see you. Come in."
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"Manny: Hey, Dad! There's my boy!"
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"Whee!"
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"Someone has been wearing my custom-made cologne --"
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"Javier!"
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"For the man who wants to smell a little bit like a woman."
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"Thanks for coming to my show, Dad."
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"But, hey, that is not the only reason I am in town."
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"I, um... I have a proposition --"
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"something for you to chew on."
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"Couldn't you chew on it for us"
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"with your giant, new beaver mouth?"
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"I don't know why I made that stupid promise."
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"I am on fire!"
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"I was in a high-stakes poker game with a King-high Flush."
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"So I bet my house."
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"You're not living in Manny's room."
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"I won a year-long cruise around the world."
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"I want you to set sail with me for the entire voyage!"
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