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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"signed three times by Pete Rose in your desk drawer?"
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"It's simple."
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"I can't believe there's no horseradish for the roast beef."
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"Mother, no one from the nursing home is stealing from you."
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"What? You gonna cry?"
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"Little crybaby's going to cry?"
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"Hey, everybody, look!"
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"The little crybaby's gonna cry!"
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"Okay, I may have exaggerated that last one,"
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"And that's why I took away his ball."
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"What does his ball have to do with anything?"
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"I would take away one of his toys."
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"The kid would be upset at first,"
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"but then he'd learn to stop being mean."
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"Hey, guys. What's going on?"
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"Lily stole my boss' baseball signed three times by Pete Rose."
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"Why? Was he being mean?"
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"- You know about this? - Yeah."
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"It's her own personal form of justice."
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"Did you tell him about that time at the Gap?"
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"Oh, that was a good one."
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"This sales guy was rude to Robin,"
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"I gave them to you for your birthday."
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"So I've been walking around in stolen khakis?"
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"That's not justice. It's shoplifting, and it's a crime."
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"So is being mean."
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"Lily, your little system doesn't even make sense."
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"In kindergarten, the kid knew why he was being punished."
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"Druthers just thinks someone stole his ball."
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"Well, that's why I left a note."
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"- A note? - Yeah."
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"When he finds it, he'll understand why his ball was taken away,"
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"he'll stop being mean,"
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"and the office will be a nicer place to work."
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"Maybe he'll even be open to hearing your ideas."
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"this prolonged nervous breakdown you're clearly having,"
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"with the punk band and the beekeeping and the petty larceny,"
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"but this is my career you're messing with."
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"I'm not sure I like your tone."
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"Now you just lost the ball."
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"Hey."
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"I'd ask you how last night went, but we had a pop quiz today."
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"Nobody got higher than a C-minus."
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"I know, I know."
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"You claim to have so much sex."
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"I only assumed you'd be good at it."
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"Look, I miscalculated."
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"But kitty's got claws."
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"Don't worry though."
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"Tonight, I'm seeing her again."
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"Just let it go, man. You're making things worse."
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"I promise you, after tonight, that cougar will be my pet,"
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"I think I'm falling in love with you."
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"What? No. We had sex yesterday."
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"Oh, right. That."
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"I revised my syllabus for the spring semester."
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"When Druthers goes to get his bagel,"
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"I'll go in, grab the note, put the ball back."
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"If something goes wrong,"
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"yell out, "Who wants espresso?""
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"so I'll know he's coming. Got it?"
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"Okay, now give me the ball."
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"- No. - What do you mean, no?"
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"Come on, Lily. We're running out of time."
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"Everybody get in here now!"
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"Who wants espresso?"
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"Now, as most of you know,"
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"Maybe, if you start being nice, I'll come back."
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"If not, other things in your office may follow my lead."
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"In fact, I overheard your iPod talking,"
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"and he may shuffle off at any minute.""
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"Normally, I would scream at everyone until my voice goes,"
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"but maybe that's the wrong reaction here."
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"Interesting."
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"Instead, I'm giving my baseball until the end of the day"
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"or, tomorrow morning, I'll begin firing three people an hour."
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"And, if the thief doesn't believe me, well,"
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"then you are gambling more than Pete Rose--"
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"major league baseball's all-time hit leader,"
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"a man whose absence from the Hall of Fame is a travesty"
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"to the entire sports world-- ever "allegedly" did!"
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"Wow. Looks like bye-bye, iPod."
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"Give him his ball back right now."
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"People are going to get fired."
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"Mr. Druthers is an adult, and he wants his ball back."
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"No. You'll give it back or you're fired."
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"I'm sorry, Ted. I just can't do that."
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"Then you're fired."
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"Fine."
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"Here's the ball."
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"At least you have one now."
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"Dude, you're killing me."
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"You didn't tame the cougar. You just made her angrier."
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"Do you not see the PowerBar in my hand?"
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"And tonight, just like John Mellencamp,"
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"Get it?"
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"'Cause that's what he did with his name."
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"I can't stop thinking about you."
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"Please give me another chance."
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"Barney, I teach all day."
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"But you don't understand. See, I've been going easy on you,"
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"holding back, 'cause I was afraid you'd break a hip or something."
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"But, this time, no mercy. I don't care how long it takes--"
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"days, weeks, half a year."
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"Fine. Come in."
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"You can start while I finish grading some papers."
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"Hurry up. Clients will be here any moment."
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"Now, slide it closer to his chair."
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"Mr. Druthers, thank you again for understanding about Lily."
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"Oh. Well, I pity her."
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"I mean, to steal from my office and then write that slanderous note..."
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"You might say that Lily was mentally deranged."
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"You might say that, Ted."
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"Lily was mentally deranged."
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"Lily was mentally deranged!"
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"Oh! That's a bit harsh, don't you think, Ted?"
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"The clients are here."
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"Our client was a major bank and financial services company in Spokane."
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"the distinct flavor and history of the Northwest."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I give you"
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