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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"the Spokane National Bank Building."
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"That's a penis!"
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"That's... that's ridiculous."
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"There's no way this majestic tower can be confused"
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"with the male organ of love."
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"You got any other ideas?"
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"This is Hammond Druthers."
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"Well, hats off to your ladyfriends,"
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"but I'm not building it."
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"We're done here."
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"The trajectory of my entire career might have been different"
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"had I not unwittingly worn my justice khakis that day."
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"Wait!"
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"We have one more idea for you."
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"I have another design."
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"Sit down, shut up right now."
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"To Ted! The youngest person to ever design a building"
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"over 70 stories probably!"
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"Probably!"
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"Congrats, Ted."
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"Hey, thanks for telling me to stand up to Druthers"
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"and pitch my idea."
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"Seriously, none of this would have happened if it weren't for you."
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"That was very nice."
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"You have earned these screws back."
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"Don't sit in your desk chair until you've put them back in."
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"Hey, I'm project manager now,"
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"I think I figured out what I want to be when I grow up."
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"You'll get this back when you learn to be nice."
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"He broke his hip."
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"That's not true. It's just temporarily dislocated."
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"Seriously, I'm fine."
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"No, he's not fine."
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"Mr. Eriksen. Hello. I graded your paper tonight."
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"B-plus."
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"B-plus?!"
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"Marshall, after I've gone through my eight weeks of physical therapy,"
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"I am going to get you that "A"!"
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"Let her go."
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"She belongs out there in the wild."
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"You should feel proud."
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"It was an amazing safari."
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"I can't wait to show you guys the slides."
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"Dude, that is cold-blooded."
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"It was an whole chicken."
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"- I mean there's the... - I know."
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"- And the way it... - I know."
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"Now, gather 'round."
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"Now, the blouse."
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"Don't be tardy."
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"Good one, sir."
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"That's easy. I took it."
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"I lost my ice cream!"
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"You know what?"
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"I thought she'd be old and fragile, like most cougars."
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"and I its master."
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"I mean I stand by what I did, Ted."
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"my Pete Rose, Pete Rose, Pete Rose baseball has been stolen."
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"So you're going back over there?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"# Thank you for the invitation #"
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"# She showed me very nice... #"
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"Is he an architect?"
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"Well, I just found this note."
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"- Styrofoam trees! - That's the spirit."
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"Excellent. Bring them in."
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"Ted, that girl didn't quit. You destroyed her."
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"Birthday girl!"
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"I'm just saying it's been hard on him."
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"Then he stared at me until I laughed."
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"Yeah, well, it was supposed to be,"
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"Yeah, this one's a beaut."
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"He's a legend. I'm just part of his team."
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"I guess you were sick the day they taught that at Sandwich University."
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"Druthers has to be taught he can't behave like that."
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"When I was teaching kindergarten, whenever a kid was mean,"
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"Well, you had sex yesterday."
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""Dear Mr. Druthers, I, your baseball, am leaving."
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"No, they're not. It's just a tantrum, Ted."
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"This isn't kindergarten."
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"It's the last thing I want to do when I get home."
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"I want this thing to really smack him in the face."
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"No."
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"Professor Lewis, hi."
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"I saw this in kindergarten all the time."
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