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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"Kids, when you reach your late 20s you might be surprised"
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"Like with Aunt Lily."
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"It's just that all I've ever done is teach kindergarten."
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"I'm going to be a life coach."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Oh, hi, Lily. We were just in the neighborhood,"
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"thought we'd get some lunch. We didn't even know you'd be here."
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"For that, we thank you. Or in my native tongue, mahalo."
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"My name is Anuhea."
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"I have never needed beer more than I do right now."
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"To tell you the truth, I think she just needs to get laid."
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"Really?"
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"- A what? - A cougar."
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"single and on the prowl for a younger man."
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"Ted, didn't you tell me they need a new assistant in your office?"
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, now you're gonna bash her figure. Real classy, Ted."
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"- Ah. - Nice to meet you."
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"But you have to study what I do more carefully."
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"- Think you can handle that? - Absolutely."
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"or you're fired, hmm?"
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"Oh, yeah, it's a cougar all right."
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"A prime specimen."
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"You know what I mean-- crotchety."
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"All right stop."
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"Hmm... C-minus."
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"C-minus? What are you talking about?"
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"you glossed over some of the most important points,"
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"and your oral presentation was sloppy and inconclusive."
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"Okay, I'm done."
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"Well, finally."
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"I wondered whether you were making the trees"
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"Anyway, here they are."
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"Good."
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"Well, it's got to be around here somewhere."
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"What do you think, Ted,"
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"Hey."
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"Hey. Um, Lily, question for you."
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"Why?"
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"I didn't get you a birthday present."
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"but the point is, he was mean."
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"so I took a pair of khakis."
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"I prefer to call them "justice khakis.""
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"Look, Lil, we're all tolerating"
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"Oh, God. That wasn't your first time, was it?"
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"Although that would explain a lot."
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"to decide he's homesick,"
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"All right, I'll give it back if you show him your plans."
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"I'm fueling up."
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"I am going to get rid of the "Cougar" once and for all."
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"You might even say it loud enough for everyone to hear."
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"They wanted a modern skyscraper that still captured"
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"We're not building a penis."
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"Other ideas?"
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"You said you wanted Hammond Druthers."
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"Ted, what are you doing?"
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"Oh. You know what, Ted?"
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"so, if you want your old job back..."
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"No, thanks."
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"Casey, that's not how we treat people."
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"- Barney! Oh, my God! - What happened?"
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"I was pleasantly surprised."
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"Yeah, she was."
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"You fought the cougar and lived."
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"to discover you still don't have life quite figured out."
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"Even though she was back from San Francisco,"
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"she was still on a quest to find herself."
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"I want to get out there and change the world."
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"I want to find my passion."
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"And she did find it."
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"In fact, she found it again and again."
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"I'm going to be a marine biologist."
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"...slam poet. ...beekeeper!"
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"Not a beekeeper."
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"Her newest lifelong dream?"
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"Singing in a punk rock band."
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"What is she doing for money through all this?"
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"Oh, she's been waiting tables at Big Wave Luau."
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"Wait, you mean that Hawaiian place"
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"where they wear those embarrassing outfits?"
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"No."
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"Here she comes. Here she comes."
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"Welcome to Big Wave Luau. May I tiki your drink order?"
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"Aw, crap."
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"What do you want?"
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"Oh, I don't think that's how you're supposed to greet"
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"a customer at Big Wave Luau."
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"Aloha, island visitors."
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"The big wave brought you to our humble luau."
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"I didn't catch your name. Did you guys catch her name?"
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"No."
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"It means cool and fragrant,"
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"much like any of our 12 specialty drinks."
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"Robin, nothing to add?"
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"No. Lily is my friend and I'm not going to make fun of her"
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"for trying to follow her dreams."
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"Thank you."
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"Although, you might want to bring out the big Hawaiian drum"
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"because I'm pretty sure today's my birthday."
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"I thought you said your semester was gonna be a piece of cake."
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"I remember because you were eating a piece of cake at the time"
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"and you said, "Dude, my semester is gonna be this.""
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"but my professor's like the toughest grader I've ever seen."
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"She had like a bad divorce this summer"
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"and now she's taking it out on us."
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"Laid, you say?"
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"You wouldn't be into her. She's, like, in her late 40s."
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"She hot?"
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"Yeah, I guess she's kind of hot, yeah."
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"And she's looking for some action."
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"Sounds to me like she could be a cougar."
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"An older woman, usually in her 40s or 50s,"
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"What's a woman in her 60s or 70s-- a turtle?"
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"Marshall, I've thought it over and I accept your challenge."
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"- I didn't challenge you to have sex... - Tomorrow, the cougar hunt begins."
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"So, I quit my job."
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"I just couldn't take it anymore."
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"Approximately 50 times a day, some guy asks me for a lei..."
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"Classic."
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"Somebody did just quit."
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