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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"So, where should we eat today?"
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"Oh awesome, you brought lunch for everyone?"
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"It was an honest mistake."
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"Look, when somebody opens up a container with an entire chicken in it,"
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"it's okay to assume they made lunch for everyone."
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"And did I mention she had 12 sides?"
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"So, Lily, what do you say? Do you want the job?"
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"What would I be doing?"
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"Basically, you're sort of a general office assistant."
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"You'll sit there. My station is right over here."
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"And things are a little bit crazy right now"
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"'cause we're pitching a new building to a big client."
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"- Oh, right, is that the... - Yeah."
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"Here's the model."
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"You weren't kidding. It really does look like a giant penis."
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"I know."
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"For whatever reason, Mr. Druthers just doesn't see it."
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"How can he not see it?"
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"- And the two little... - I know."
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"- Wow, it is just... - Spectacular?"
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"Why, thank you."
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"Lily, this is Mr. Druthers, the head architect on the project."
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"Lily's going to be our new office assistant."
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"Isn't it?"
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"Ted, I looked at your design for the penthouse balcony."
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"Tell me, do you want to be an architect?"
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"I, uh... I am an architect."
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"Really?"
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"Well, my six-year-old nephew plays with Legos."
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"Well, not unless he somehow passed all his licensing exams."
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"Ted, you've got promise."
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"Now I want you to design some Styrofoam trees"
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"for the building model."
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"Good. So you're going to design the..."
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"- Styrofoam trees. - Once again-- with feeling."
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"- Styrofoam trees. - Styrofoam trees!"
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"This isn't just about trees, Ted. This is about life."
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"And sometimes in life, you have to get the trees just right"
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"Man, that guy is a total, well..."
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"Okay, wait, wait, wait. That's Professor Lewis's office there."
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"Okay, let's take a look."
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"See, you can identify a cougar by a few key characteristics."
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"Start with the hair."
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"The cougar keeps up with current hairstyles"
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"as a form of camouflage."
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"The prey may not realize that he's engaged a cougar"
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"until he's already being dragged, helpless,"
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"back to her lair."
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"The cougar displays maximum cleavage possible"
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"to captivate her prey."
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"If you're watching them bounce,"
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"she's about to pounce."
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"See the claws?"
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"Long and sharp,"
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"to ward off rival females..."
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"or open alimony checks."
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"Okay, let the hunt begin."
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"Wait, wait, wait. I'm not so sure I'm comfortable"
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"with you hunting my constitutional law professor."
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"Who do you rather have grading your papers--"
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"a savage, man-eating jungle cat,"
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"or a purring, satisfied kitty?"
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"Go, Barney."
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"Go mount and stuff that cougar."
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"Scusi, I am Luigi, Italian exchange student."
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"I was, uh, walking to class,"
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"but then I noticed you..."
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"bella principessa..."
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"Tell me what you want or get out."
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"Direct."
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"I like that."
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"The name's Barney."
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"What I want... is you."
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"Turn around."
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"My place. Two hours."
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"I can't believe how Mr. Druthers treats people."
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"And that building? Talk about overcompensating."
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"He's not usually this bad."
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"It's just that the partners have made it very clear"
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"this project is make or break for us,"
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"so lately he's been a little testy."
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"- Did you show Lily your design? - No."
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"- What design? - It's nothing."
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"It's fantastic."
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"Just for fun, Ted's been working on his own design."
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"And it doesn't look at all like male genitalia."
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"At least, not healthy male genitalia."
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"Ted, you should pitch your building to Druthers."
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"Are you kidding? He's Hammond Druthers."
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"This building is huge for the firm,"
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"so it's really important we don't blow it."
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"All right, enough."
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"Oh, my God. Incredible."
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"I just pulled an all-nighter!"
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"You didn't budget your time well,"
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"Mr. Druthers asked if you were making the trees"
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"or waiting for them to sprout on their own."
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"Great. I'll put the paints away. You just go show him."
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"Great. Thanks."
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"or waiting for them to sprout on their own."
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"- Too green. - Too green?"
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"Yes, the leaves should really be more of a natural brown color."
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"Almost brunette."
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"And think bushier. I want this tower to rise"
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"from a thicket of wild, ungroomed, brunette shrubbery."
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"Can you picture it, Ted?"
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"I can't un-picture it."
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"Oh, my God."
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"It's gone!"
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"What? What's gone?"
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"My baseball signed three times by Pete Rose."
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"it just let itself out of its plastic case and rolled away?"
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"Somebody stole it."
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"Well, um, I better get back to these Styrofoam trees."
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"Oh, who cares about the trees?"
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"It's just busy work to make you feel like you're contributing."
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"Inspiring as always, sir."
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"Lily?"
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"Where's she put those paints?"
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"Why did I find Mr. Druthers' baseball"
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