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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #2.13 (S02E02)

"Or, I could use the white restroom."
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"It was risky, but so was mud butt."
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"as one of the most significant dumps"
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"After the historic dump began,"
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"one of Holloway's co-workers, Austin Stringer,"
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"entered the restroom."
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"who were being followed by a television crew."
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"There he is, officer!"
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"With all due respect... (farting)"
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"I got the mud butt."
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"(Cyrus) While I was on the toilet, they sicced dogs on me..."
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"sprayed me with water..."
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"Book 'im."
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"I could make about three, four more bags of that"
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"Cyrus was charged with using a white rest facility"
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"and faced nine years in prison."
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"Word spread quickly around Hartsfield"
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"and the nation at large."
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"Civil rights activists throughout the United States"
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"descended on this tiny Alabama town,"
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"almost immediately."
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"My brothers and sisters,"
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"matters of the cocka-dookie and the stinky-stinky."
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"Yes! Yes, sir!"
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"I have a question to pose to the government..."
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"Why can't my turd float next to yours?"
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"It was the first and largest demonstration of its kind,"
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"the nation's first shit-in."
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"No, my brothers and sisters do not run!"
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"and let them clean your butt cheeks"
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"This is a good thing, my brothers and sisters."
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"and the American legal society picked up the case"
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"and took it all the way to the Supreme Court."
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"(protesters chanting)"
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"In the case of Holloway versus the State of Alabama,"
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"the Supreme Court rules in favor of Mr. Holloway."
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"(applause)"
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"(gaveling)"
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"It is my opinion that no matter what the color of your skin,"
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"your feces will be brown."
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"Except for the clay colored ones,"
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"and of course, the spinach green."
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"And, no matter what the hue of your poo,"
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"Good day."
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"(Cyrus) By the time they read that verdict,"
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"my butt, my butt was calling."
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"I suppose I was happy about winning,"
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"but what I was most happy about"
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"was that I could get up from that courtroom"
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"and use the toilet."
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"I just remember goin' in that bathroom"
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"and takin' the first..."
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"free dump that I'd ever taken in my life."
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"Beautiful dump."
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"As a matter of fact, the choir from my church came."
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"And I'm gonna lay down my burden"
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"down by the riverside down by the riverside"
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"I'm gonna lay down my burden"
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"down by the riverside"
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"I'm gonna study war no more..."
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"It is all just a matter"
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"of the stinky stinky and the cocka-dookie."
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"I'm Philip Halston, good night."
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"Well, I ain't gonna study war no more"
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"after these messages."
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"Hello, and good evening."
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"It's me."
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"What?!"
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"It's me."
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"Okayyy!"
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"I'm feeling lonely."
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"I feel like I just need to talk to someone"
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"who will understand,"
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"and, well, that someone is you, Jon."
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"Okayyy!"
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"Don't you like popsicles?"
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"What?!"
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"I said, don't you like popsicles?"
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"Yeah!"
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"What?!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Okayyy!"
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"and I have no one to go to!"
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"What?!"
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"I said, sometimes I feel like I'm all alone"
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"in this world and I have no one, sir!"
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"What?!"
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"No one!"
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"What?!"
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"Huh?"
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"No one! That understands my pain!"
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"Sometimes when I'm alone,"
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"I sit on my hand and wait 'til it gets numb"
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"I call that a "stranger.""
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"Have you given yourself a stranger?"
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"What?!"
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"A stranger?"
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"Yeah!"
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"(phone ringing)"
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"Hold on."
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"Lil' Jon? It's Oprah."
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"How are you?"
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"Good, listen, I'm pregnant."
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"(laughs)"
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"I'm sure, it's yours."
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"Ahh, skeet skeet skeet skeet!"
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"I love you."
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"It was Oprah. (laughs)"
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"I can't hear you, my cell phone's breaking up."
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"I can't hear you."
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"Sounds like your phone is breaking up."
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"What?!"
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"Okay! yeah!"
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"Yeah!"
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"What?! Okay!"
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"Yeah! Affirmative."
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"Huh? Roger! Yeah!"
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"What?!"
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"Meltin' down! Ahh!"
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"Bye, nigga!"
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