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Clips from Gilligan's Island - Goodbye Old Paint (S01E01)

"Is very relaxing."
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"- By boat. - You don't have a boat."
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"I must have been dreaming. Is it morning?"
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"thanks to my sneaksmanship."
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"[singing in Russian]"
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"What a way to start the day."
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"You see what Dubov has painted here"
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"What he has is the ability to remain unencumbered."
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"You say that you flunked art in the third grade?"
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"- 'Come in.' - Come in. You heard that."
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"Mr. Howell, I think Dubov will think you're crazy."
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"Gillian, I don't look on you."
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"You know, Mr. Dubov, some of these paintings are pretty good."
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"- Skipper. - Quiet, Professor."
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"I must have pulled that out when I started transmitting."
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"Keep going, Gilligan, until we tell you to stop."
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"* It's an uphill climb *"
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"- Hi, Gilligan. - Hi. What's this stuff?"
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"It's pretty good."
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"Gilligan, that's paint thinner."
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"* Lada da da gee ra la ra rum *"
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"Hey!"
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"- Dubov takes nap. - Can I rest too?"
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"I don't care what you do. Picture is finished."
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"Help, help, somebody unbend me."
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"(Mary Ann) I think he's through."
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"[indistinct chatter]"
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"I've never seen anything like that in my life."
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"I'll kill him. Just give me two minutes and I'll kill him."
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"A week and a half I posed for tha-that thing."
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"- Out of my way, Mr. Howell. - You got to remember our plan."
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"I'll kill him first, and then I'll remember your plan."
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"We've got to convince him that painting is absolutely great."
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"That will take an academy award performance."
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"Listen, all of you, remember to play the parts."
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"I think it's absolutely divine, perfectly fascinating."
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"I've never seen anything like it and that's the truth."
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"What superb artistry!"
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"Why that painting must be worth a fortune."
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"- I bid $100,000. - I bid $200,000."
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"I wouldn't sell it for $300,000, I'd burn it first."
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"Let's hear it for the artist. Hip, hip."
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"(all) Hurray!"
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"- Hip, hip. - Hurray!"
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"[all cheering]"
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"Dubov take bow, sign autographs later."
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"Maybe I'll let ladies kiss hand of genius"
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"then send for boat and let world see painting."
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"Mr. Howell, you were right."
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"Your underhanded plan worked just great."
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"You mind repeating that, skinny kiddo?"
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"Sure, Mr. Howell's underhanded plan worked just great."
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"Oh-ho! A plan."
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"Dubov have a plan too."
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"Send you the bill."
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"Dubov say pooh on you people."
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"- Pooh on you people. - I know, I know, I know."
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"- Pooh on you Gilligan. - Say that again."
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"- Pooh on you-- - Get out you!"
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"- Morning, Mr. Howell. - Ah, good morning, Gilligan."
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"Look what I found in the jungle. The picture Dubov did of Ginger."
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"Yeah. Hey, Mr. Howell, I'm sorry I ruined your underhanded plan."
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"Oh, that's alright, Gilligan, my boy."
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"You're a real nice guy, forgiving and forgetting."
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"That's the motto of the Howell Mortgage Company."
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"If you can't forgive or forget, foreclose."
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"We made a lot of money."
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"Mr. Howell, is this really supposed to be Ginger?"
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"Now what you see is, this is the Ginger that we don't see."
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"It's the turmoil, the seething passion."
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"Sort of thing like that."
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"What he has painted here is what we might say the inner woman."
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"Oh, yeah. I kinda see her lungs and appendix now."
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"I can see that you're not a devotee of modern art."
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"When I was in third grade"
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"I painted like that and they flunked me in art."
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"It's hardly the same thing."
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"is a great color composition, his great freedom of expression."
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"He actually soared."
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"- What? - Unencumbered."
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"- Don't you paint unencumbered? - Sure, I can draw radishes too."
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"Naughty, that's naughty.."
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"- Twice. - Help me to lose no track."
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"- It might work! - What?"
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"You stay here and I'll enlist the aid of the others."
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"Don't go away, Gilligan, my boy."
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"Girls, it is I, Thurston Howell III."
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"I don't know. I-I guess it's possible."
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"Keep calm, my boy. Chicanery is afoot."
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"- Who? - Ho-ho!"
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"What? Are you out of your cotton-picking mind, Howell?"
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"Alright, alright. The Navy.."
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"Probably believes in flogging in the sails."
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"That man is a hard sell, a hard sell."
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"I'll do whatever I can."
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"Just show me a loophole, Professor, show me a loophole."
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"I do admit that setting Gilligan up"
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"as a rival genius would upset him"
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"and could probably lead him in our direction."
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"Did I hear you say Gilligan as a rival genius?"
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"That's right. Gilligan, you're gonna do an abstract painting."
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"- I am? - And Dubov will scoff at it."
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"He's pretty good at scoffing."
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"We'll admire it and hail it as an artistic triumph."
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"On the contrary, Gilligan, if he follows his pattern and he will"
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"his next move will be to get the art critics of the world"
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"to decide which of you is the master painter?"
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"How're you gonna get the art critics here on the island?"
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"Well, he can't. So he'll use his transmitter to send a message."
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"A boat will come, and presto, we are off the island."
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"- You forgot one thing. - What's that?"
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"What if he doesn't get back?"
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"- He shall return. - He's a very stubborn man."
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"He just might.."
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"[sniffing] He's so.."
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"[sniffing]"
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"Hmm, that sure isn't paint thinner."
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"It's turtle soup laced with clam sauce and shrimp."
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"Smells great. Can I help you fan it?"
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"Oh, I'm not trying to cool it off."
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