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Clips from Gilligan's Island - Goodbye Old Paint (S01E01)

"- It sure looks that way. - I'm just creating a breeze."
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"Why?"
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"Because we don't have a telephone."
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"- Because we don't have a what? - Gilligan, stand back, please."
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"I can't get my message through."
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"I-I've heard sending messages by drums and flags"
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"but never by waving soup."
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"Ah-ha! My message has been received and answered."
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"- Hi, little buddy. - Hi, Skipper."
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"- And how's it going? - Okay, I guess."
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"- You haven't even started yet. - I know."
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"Well, why not?"
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"I just can't seem to get in the mood."
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"Oh, Gilligan, you don't have to get in the mood."
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"Just put something on the canvas and we'll do the rest."
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"It's not that easy."
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"How did your third grade teacher get you in the mood?"
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"She used to sing to me. Do you know"
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"* Jack and Jill went up the hill **"
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"I know Jack and Jill, Gilligan, for goodness sake"
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"will you paint, so we can get that transmitter?"
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"- What should I put on there? - Well, a leaf, a tree, a bush."
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"Anything. What difference does it make?"
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"Maybe makes no difference to you sailors, but to us artists.."
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"Gilligan!"
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"- I know, I'll paint you. - Me? Of all the crazy ideas."
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"It's very hard to get in the mood."
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"- Okay, I'll pose. You win. - Pose like Ginger."
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"That's silly."
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"Very, very hard to get in the mood."
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"Pose like Ginger."
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"Well, you know what I feel like?"
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"Do you know what you look like?"
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"Gilligan, never mind, just paint."
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"No. You're not the dancer type. You're more like a sailor."
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"Do the sailor pose, Skipper, like this."
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"Yeah, now lift the other foot."
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"If I lift the other foot, I'll fall on the ground."
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"You never know, Skipper. Why don't you just try? Just lift--"
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"Gilligan, would you get behind that easel and paint?"
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"- I'll paint you from memory. - Yes, from memory."
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"Yes, Gilligan. It's me and it's very funny."
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"Here, Skipper, let me take it off."
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"Gilligan, will you stop that?"
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"Here, Skipper, I'll be done in a minute."
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"It's all done."
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"- That's me? - Yeah."
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"- Are you sure? - Uh-huh."
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"Nincompooper, it's upside down."
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"Oh, you old scoundrel, I know what you're up to"
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"but you're not gonna get away with it."
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"Get away with what, Mr. Man of Wealth? Phooey!"
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"Selling your second-grade paintings"
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"and holding out on your masterpiece."
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"- Dubov do that? - That's exactly what you did."
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"Alright, alright. Tell me, how much is it worth?"
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"Somebody fall in a bucket of paint and wipe face with canvas."
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"Very funny, just name your price."
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"You really wanna know what this worth?"
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"Phooey."
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"Thurston, where ever did you find that divine painting?"
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"Well, never mind where I found it."
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"This old scoundrel refuses to part with it."
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"Oh, but he must, our entire collection of Dubovs"
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"would be worthless without it."
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"- Hi, Mr. Howell. - Quiet, Gilligan."
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"Can't you see I'm busy dickering with a genius?"
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"Then, I guess you're done looking at my picture."
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"Yes, I guess.. Wait a minute."
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"Did you hear that, Lovey?"
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"You mean, our Gilligan painted that masterpiece? Unbelievable."
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"He must have.. Gilligan, hold it."
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"- I bid $100,000. - I bid 200,000."
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"Hey, fatso, Dubov wanna talk on you."
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"Oh, I didn't see you sitting there, Dubov."
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"You saw a painting of skinny kiddo?"
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"- See it? I posed for it. - You posed for that picture?"
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"Certainly, that was the real me."
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"The man of the seas, sailing into the wind"
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"with my bare hands fighting the ocean."
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"Dubov wanna tell you something. I saw the picture."
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"You lost fight."
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"Okay, it's ready. Everybody come out."
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"Would you mind holding it down, I'm trying to get some shuteye."
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"- It's no time for nap, come. - Yes, well, well."
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"Alright, alright, alright."
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"Take a look."
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"- Dubov, you've done it again. - Naturally."
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"- Painted exactly what I wanted. - Alright, how you going to pay?"
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"By cash or by check?"
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"How much do you want for this one?"
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"For sign?"
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"Well, you see, I've got to unload my Dubovs."
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"With Gilligan on the island, they are absolutely worthless."
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"Take paintings, take sign, Dubov takes.."
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"- Hi, Mr. Howell. Hi, Mr. Dubov. - Hello, maestro."
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"Mr. Dubov, Gilligan's going to paint my picture."
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"Dubov don't look on you too, little girly."
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"Remember, Gilligan, I'm posing for you tomorrow."
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"- I remember. - Phooey on you too, rich lady."
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"Pretty good?"
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"It's good thing I don't talk on you 'cause I talk to you."
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"If I don't talk to you, I gonna bang you on your head."
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"We shouldn't let him go away mad."
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"Well, don't worry. He'll return and with the transmitter."
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"I'll go tell Professor and Ginger it worked."
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"I'll go with you."
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"Mr. Howell, how much will you give for this one here?"
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"- Oh, well, what is it? - Self-portrait."
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"- You know something? - What?"
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"Looks more like Dubov. Phooey."
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"Sshh."
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"Outside."
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"What's the matter?"
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"If you give Dubov painting lessons"
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"Dubov give you transmitter."
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"- Say it again. - Kid, your ears got accent?"
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"- When will you bring it? - In morning."
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"Okay. You bring the transmitter, I'll give you painting lesson."
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"- Master, you are too kind. - That's me, Gilligan."
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