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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Rally (S09E09)

"[CORK POPS]"
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"- Whoa, sorry. Sorry. - Oh, my God."
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""This is a revelation. You're gonna end poverty in our time."
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"So before I lose you to your adoring public..."
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"You are gonna be so hungover tomorrow."
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"TED: Kids, the story behind that vow..."
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"[ROARS]"
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"And that's it. Now, here's how the rest of us remember those two hours:"
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"ROBIN: Found him."
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"...Barney Stinson has a super power."
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"I vow here and now that I shall never again get that drunk in my life."
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"TED: Yeah, he'd wind up breaking that vow."
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"It was supposed to be a victory party."
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"[ALL CHEERING]"
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"I say shine that Bat-Signal even for small stuff..."
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"...or like, uh, if a police horse dumps out in the park."
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"BARNEY: President Franklin D. Roosevelt..."
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"The Too Many Manhattans Project hit a few snags at first."
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"- Boom! - Oh, you suck."
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"... finally found the magic formula."
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"[GRUNTS]"
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"Stinson family secret."
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"- Just tell me the secret one. - Ha! I'll never tell you."
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"- Okay, let's do this. - Bitch..."
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"[BEAR ROARING]"
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"[GRUNTING]"
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"Your father did a lot of puking in these hallowed halls..."
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"- Nice. - So awesome."
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"- So awesome. - Okay, there's one more item on the list..."
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"...and it's an odd one."
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"And how is your father's health?"
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"...recover from a hangover. - Wait a second..."
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"...there's bacon right here. And where there's bacon..."
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"No, I'm not a wild animal."
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"...not saying "thank you.""
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"Okay, there is one thing we haven't tried yet:"
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"Did last night really happen?"
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"I think so."
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"[ALL SPEAKING IN SPANISH]"
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"What is that? Applewood smoked?"
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"The secret ingredient is..."
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"...nothing. ALL: Huh?"
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"You know, I could use a little lie-down myself."
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"So Stinson's Hangover Fixer Elixir is a lie?"
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"He loves us?"
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"- Let's throw him down the stairs again. TED & MARSHALL: Yeah."
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"- Dary. Your kindergarten field trip to the Jackhammer and Siren Museum today..."
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"I'm now a guy who got left at the altar."
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"A sugar pill."
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"I wish we could help him out the way he helped us."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"BARNEY: I don't believe this."
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"...than our wedding could be. I'm gonna get more coffee."
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"And the best part is, your dad has no idea."
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"Well, actually, I didn't, but I will now."
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"TED: Kids, no matter how hard we try..."
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"[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]"
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"Oop, oop. Better drink it fast."
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"- Once was enough. - Totally."
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"So stupid."
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"You know there is gonna be champagne at this party?"
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"I know, but we're gonna get there and it'll be..."
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"...everyone congratulating you on your book, saying:"
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"This is the greatest book anyone's ever written.""
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"- You're the only one that says that. - Well, it's true."
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"...the best year of our lives."
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"- Happy New Year. - Happy New Year."
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"TED: Mm."
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"- We go big tonight. - Easy there, buddy."
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"We're old people, remember?"
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"We haven't gone medium-sized in forever."
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"And I cannot carry you home in this dress."
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"Sweetie, relax. I got this."
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"Yeah, right. I can see your whole future."
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"I'm gonna be fine. I made a vow, remember?"
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"... took place the morning of Barney and Robin's wedding."
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"You see, after drinking way too much the night before..."
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"... this is all Uncle Barney remembers from the first two hours of his wedding day:"
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"You know, he looks better than I thought he would."
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"Rise and shine."
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"Up and at them, let's do this."
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"There's a gas leak."
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"The building's on fire."
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"Your shoes don't match your belt."
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"[GRUNTING]"
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"[IN UNISON] Uh-oh."
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"Okay, I think my fiancé peed himself a little. Aw..."
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"Tomorrow I'm gonna be able to say my husband peed himself a little."
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"- Don't worry, I spilled some iced tea on him. - Oh, thank God."
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"[WHISPERS] I didn't really spill some iced tea on him."
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"Oh, God, this is bad."
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"We're doing family wedding pictures at the lighthouse in two hours."
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"My father is paying for it. He'll kill him if he doesn't show up."
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"Come on, your dad's tough, but won't he understand an old-fashioned hangover?"
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"My father's recipe for a Bloody Mary trades out tomato juice for wolf's blood."
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"ALL: Ooh."
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"Bloody Mary? Sounds more like a Bloody Scary."
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"I say again. Bloody Mary? Sounds..."
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"[IN NORMAL VOICE] Uh, hold on, you guys are forgetting..."
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"He can't take a bad photo."
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"[BARNEY GRUNTS]"
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"Guys, Barney may be dead."
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"That's it. We are all now seriously too old to keep doing this to ourselves."
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"And I will not break that vow, as sure as I will always have a full head of hair."
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"NEWS ANCHOR [ON TV]: In other elections today, in the race for New York State..."
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"... Supreme Court, Judge Brad Morris..."
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"Oh, oh! Just look at him. Oh, I would love to rub that down. Ahem. Sorry."
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"- Has increased his sizable lead over Judge Marshall Eriksen."
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"You ran a great campaign, baby."
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"Yeah, but it was the most stressful three weeks of my life."
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"And in other results, a surprise comeback."
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"We're ready to call the New York State Supreme Court race..."
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"We'll go to Judge Eriksen for a live statement in just a few minutes."
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"Come again for Judge Fudge?"
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"- As your next commissioner... - State Supreme Court Judge."
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"...of Gotham City... - The State of New York."
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"...I vow to make Batman work harder."
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"...like, uh, shoveling snow..."
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"Okay, that will be all at this time, thank you."
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"- That's all. - Okay. Good night."
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