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Clips from Gilligan's Island - The Return of Wrongway Feldman (S01E01)

* The Minnow would be lost *

"* The Minnow would be lost *"

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Oh, yeah. Let me see. Let me see.

"Oh, yeah. Let me see. Let me see."

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And I don't wanna leave either.

"And I don't wanna leave either."

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[sniffling]

"[sniffling]"

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Ginger hasn't stopped crying and Mr. Howell's threatening

"Ginger hasn't stopped crying and Mr. Howell's threatening"

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If there were only some reason Wrong Way had to go back.

"If there were only some reason Wrong Way had to go back."

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You'll be alright. Take it easy.

"You'll be alright. Take it easy."

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- Get going. - Yes, sir.

"- Get going. - Yes, sir."

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Well, faintin' spells for..

"Well, faintin' spells for.."

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Certainly not!

"Certainly not!"

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It's a good thing I got back in time. Looks like an epidemic.

"It's a good thing I got back in time. Looks like an epidemic."

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Me, too. I miss all the shoving and shouting and pushing.

"Me, too. I miss all the shoving and shouting and pushing."

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Saturday night at the library, the hustle and bustle

"Saturday night at the library, the hustle and bustle"

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And when you've finished chopping that tree down

"And when you've finished chopping that tree down"

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Don't wanna ruin my eyes.

"Don't wanna ruin my eyes."

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Do you mind?

"Do you mind?"

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I haven't let him wash in three days.

"I haven't let him wash in three days."

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- We will? - Sure.

"- We will? - Sure."

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- Sure at least he tried. - Oh, yes.

"- Sure at least he tried. - Oh, yes."

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'"it's good enough for me.'

"'"it's good enough for me.'"

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* Here on Gilligan's isle *

"* Here on Gilligan's isle *"

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* Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale *

"* Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale *"

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* That started from this tropic port *

"* That started from this tropic port *"

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* Aboard this tiny ship *

"* Aboard this tiny ship *"

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* The mate was a mighty sailin' man *

"* The mate was a mighty sailin' man *"

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* The Skipper brave and sure *

"* The Skipper brave and sure *"

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* Five passengers set sail that day *

"* Five passengers set sail that day *"

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* For a three-hour tour *

"* For a three-hour tour *"

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* A three-hour tour *

"* A three-hour tour *"

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[thunder rumbling]

"[thunder rumbling]"

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* The weather started getting rough *

"* The weather started getting rough *"

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* The tiny ship was tossed *

"* The tiny ship was tossed *"

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* If not for the courage of the fearless crew *

"* If not for the courage of the fearless crew *"

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* The Minnow would be lost *

"* The Minnow would be lost *"

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* The ship set ground on the shore *

"* The ship set ground on the shore *"

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* Of this uncharted desert isle *

"* Of this uncharted desert isle *"

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* With Gilligan *

"* With Gilligan *"

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* The Skipper too *

"* The Skipper too *"

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* The millionaire *

"* The millionaire *"

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* And his wife *

"* And his wife *"

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* The movie star *

"* The movie star *"

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* And the rest *

"* And the rest *"

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* Are here on Gilligan's Isle *

"* Are here on Gilligan's Isle *"

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There's the plane. Ah-ha. The plane!

"There's the plane. Ah-ha. The plane!"

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(Gilligan) 'Oh, yeah. It is a plane.'

"(Gilligan) 'Oh, yeah. It is a plane.'"

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Oh, oh. It's Wrong Way Feldman!

"Oh, oh. It's Wrong Way Feldman!"

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He's come back..

"He's come back.."

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- Wrong Way! - Good to see you.

"- Wrong Way! - Good to see you."

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- Good to see you. - Oh, thanks, Professor. Thanks.

"- Good to see you. - Oh, thanks, Professor. Thanks."

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Girls, why don't you fix Wrong Way something to eat?

"Girls, why don't you fix Wrong Way something to eat?"

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- Okay. - Oh, alright.

"- Okay. - Oh, alright."

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What about help? Are they sending a boat?

"What about help? Are they sending a boat?"

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You won't believe what a trip I had.

"You won't believe what a trip I had."

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I had to crash. I was attacked by a giant Eagle.

"I had to crash. I was attacked by a giant Eagle."

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- An Eagle. How dreadful. - Yeah.

"- An Eagle. How dreadful. - Yeah."

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I almost shot it down

"I almost shot it down"

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until I saw it was one of ours...American.

"until I saw it was one of ours...American."

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Alright, alright, Wrong Way. But what about the rescue?

"Alright, alright, Wrong Way. But what about the rescue?"

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Boy, it took two months to get this plane off the ground.

"Boy, it took two months to get this plane off the ground."

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- 'Two months?' - It was in a museum's cellar.

"- 'Two months?' - It was in a museum's cellar."

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I had a double of a time gettin' it through the door.

"I had a double of a time gettin' it through the door."

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The stairs were alright, but the door was narrow.

"The stairs were alright, but the door was narrow."

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- Are they gonna send a boat? - So we can be rescued?

"- Are they gonna send a boat? - So we can be rescued?"

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- Did you notify authorities? - Certainly not.

"- Did you notify authorities? - Certainly not."

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- Why would I do that? - So we can get off the island.

"- Why would I do that? - So we can get off the island."

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And leave this paradise?

"And leave this paradise?"

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You mean to say that nobody knows that you're here?

"You mean to say that nobody knows that you're here?"

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Oh, to tell the truth, I don't know where I am.

"Oh, to tell the truth, I don't know where I am."

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Then we're not gonna be rescued?

"Then we're not gonna be rescued?"

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I flew with my light off.

"I flew with my light off."

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Tell me. Why did you come back here?

"Tell me. Why did you come back here?"

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To get away from that horrid thing you call civilization.

"To get away from that horrid thing you call civilization."

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You can have the modern world.

"You can have the modern world."

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Rush, rush, rush. Push, push, push.

"Rush, rush, rush. Push, push, push."

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- I don't want no part of it. - But we wanna go home.

"- I don't want no part of it. - But we wanna go home."

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My boy, this is your home.

"My boy, this is your home."

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Be reasonable, Wrong Way. You've gotta go back and get help.

"Be reasonable, Wrong Way. You've gotta go back and get help."

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I am not leaving this here island. We're better off here.

"I am not leaving this here island. We're better off here."

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But Wrong Way, we're homesick, we miss the States.

"But Wrong Way, we're homesick, we miss the States."

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What's there to miss?

"What's there to miss?"

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All that hustle and bustle, the trains, the subways

"All that hustle and bustle, the trains, the subways"

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the whistles, the noise, no privacy.

"the whistles, the noise, no privacy."

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Ho ho. This is the life.

"Ho ho. This is the life."

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Earth, trees, grass, nature.

"Earth, trees, grass, nature."

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But when we get back, you can go live in Yellowstone Park.

"But when we get back, you can go live in Yellowstone Park."

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I tried that already. Even the bears are civilized.

"I tried that already. Even the bears are civilized."

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They wear boy scout uniforms. Put out fires.

"They wear boy scout uniforms. Put out fires."

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But Wrong Way, we wanna go back. Won't you think about it?

"But Wrong Way, we wanna go back. Won't you think about it?"

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There is nothing to think about.

"There is nothing to think about."

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You don't wanna eat pineapples and coconuts

"You don't wanna eat pineapples and coconuts"

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for the rest of your life.

"for the rest of your life."

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That's better than what I ate in New York.

"That's better than what I ate in New York."

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What a restaurant that was!

"What a restaurant that was!"

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They couldn't even get a simple order straight.

"They couldn't even get a simple order straight."

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- Steak? - 'Yeah, a T-bone.'

"- Steak? - 'Yeah, a T-bone.'"

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And what did they bring me, a filet, that thick.

"And what did they bring me, a filet, that thick."

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That thick?

"That thick?"

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I like mine well done, you see

"I like mine well done, you see"

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and this was all red and juicy inside.

"and this was all red and juicy inside."

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'So I sent it back. And they bring me another.'

"'So I sent it back. And they bring me another.'"

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This was well done alright.

"This was well done alright."

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But they put a lot of mushrooms and that bearnaise sauce.

"But they put a lot of mushrooms and that bearnaise sauce."

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And I couldn't even get the waitress' eye.

"And I couldn't even get the waitress' eye."

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She was busy with some glutton with a French pastry tray.

"She was busy with some glutton with a French pastry tray."

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'All that chocolate and custard and whipped cream.'

"'All that chocolate and custard and whipped cream.'"

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That thick?

"That thick?"

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All that pushin' shovin'.

"All that pushin' shovin'."

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I don't know what you wanna go back there for ever.

"I don't know what you wanna go back there for ever."

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- 'Wrong Way.' - 'Yeah.'

"- 'Wrong Way.' - 'Yeah.'"

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Tell me about that steak again.

"Tell me about that steak again."

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Thurston, I don't think we should.

"Thurston, I don't think we should."

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Now, there's nothing wrong with the old fashioned bribe.

"Now, there's nothing wrong with the old fashioned bribe."

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It's the only way I can get him to take us back.

"It's the only way I can get him to take us back."

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I don't think it's gonna work. He's terribly honest.

"I don't think it's gonna work. He's terribly honest."

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Every man has his price.

"Every man has his price."

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If he rescues us, I'll promise him, one of our oil wells.

"If he rescues us, I'll promise him, one of our oil wells."

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You mean you'll give him one of our oil wells?

"You mean you'll give him one of our oil wells?"

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I didn't say give.

"I didn't say give."

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I said promise to, there's a difference.

"I said promise to, there's a difference."

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Don't worry about the Old Wolf of Wall street.

"Don't worry about the Old Wolf of Wall street."

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