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Clips from The Simpsons - Little Girl in the Big Ten (S13E13)

"You're reading Gravity's Rainbow?"
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"Sorry. What are you guys talking about? I was making fractals."
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"I finally found kids I can relate to."
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"You guys are so cool! I can't believe I never met you before!"
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"Oh, I'd love to."
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"You girls were all great. Cats back for everyone."
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"I had a dog."
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"Is cat now."
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"Need a ride back to campus?"
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"Campus?"
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"Aren't you in college?"
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"Of course. Where do you think I go? Baby school?"
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"See you tomorrow, Lisa!"
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"We find out what five minus three is!"
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"I'm a teacher's aide in a very special class."
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"Go! Go! Go!"
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"Why do people run from me?"
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"And they don't have a Blue's Clue."
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"Life sucks. Totally."
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"Phew."
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"Actually, I'm off campus."
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"I share a house with a couple of girls, a couple of guys."
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"Guys, huh? Are they cute?"
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"Well, Bart's kind of... No!"
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"I get knocked down I get knocked down again"
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"You are never gonna knock me down!"
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"Hey, where's my keg?"
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"Mom's not gonna like that."
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"That's what we call the gay guy who lives with us."
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"Hey, you doing anything tomorrow night?"
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"Robert Pinsky's reading at Café Kafka."
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"Robert Pinsky? The former poet laureate?"
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"It's gonna be great. The three of us can split a scone."
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"Non-dairy?"
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"Duh!"
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"I take a whiskey drink I take a chocolate drink"
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"And when I have to pee I use the kitchen sink"
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"I sing the song that reminds me I'm a urinating guy!"
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"I'll see you tomorrow!"
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"See you!"
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"Splash! Splash! Splash!"
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"There's no shame in it."
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"No. I told you."
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"A mosquito came out of my Laffy Meal and bit me!"
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"What's wrong with him, Doctor?"
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"Your son is exhibiting classic symptoms of panda virus."
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"Here. Take a look."
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"I knew it was serious when he said he didn't want ice cream."
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"I did want ice cream."
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"Well, your father ate it all!"
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"But for a week, Bart will be highly infectious to others."
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"Contagious? Outrageous! I got me some teachers to lick."
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"Well, I don't know about that. But don't worry."
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"a normal life full of normal social interaction."
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"You'll be living in this bubble."
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"It's clear plastic so the world can see how normal you are."
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"You'll get the hang of it, honey. Today's just a little gusty."
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"Everyone's staring at me."
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"Ha-ha!"
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"Ha-ha!"
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"This place is amazing."
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"Lisa, where have you been?"
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"In heaven."
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"I love her. She's a total free spirit."
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"She'd have to be where she lives."
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"That place had a Manson Family vibe."
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"Yeah, well, I live in a dorm without a DSL line."
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"Freaky."
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"I think the soup's a little hot."
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"Bart, don't slurp your soup."
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"That's it, boy! It's time for your bath!"
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"Cruelest month."
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"the Tony Danza of the A-B stanza."
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"I give you the former poet laureate of"
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"the United States, Mr. Robert Pinsky."
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"I just checked out at Atherton Library!"
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"Say another building!"
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"That's it, Pinsky."
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"You've got them right where you want them."
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"He's reading Impossible to Tell."
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""Basho and his friends go out to view the moon"
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"There's a cat on a table and no one seems to care."
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""Basho, he named himself, 'Banana tree. "'"
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"Banana tree!"
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"Good night, Bart. Good night, Lisa."
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"Good night, Maggie."
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"So I'm walking by the Oval Office."
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"Well, I thought it wasn't due till Tuesday."
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"So I make one up. I am just pulling stuff out of my ass."
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"And when I'm done, the President says,"
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"Ka-ching!"
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"Am I using too much glue?"
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"You won't eat our meat but you glue with our feet."
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"Well, it's still the best thing in this class."
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"You're like my mommy after a box of wine."
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"It's just an expression."
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"Never fear, the sphere is here!"
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"That's it, Simpson. I'm gonna kick you right in the ball."
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"Once he's gone, they'll kill us!"
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"That young adult looks like Lisa."
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"That young adult is Lisa!"
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"She's up to something private!"
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"Let's go spy on her!"
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"This is the life we chose."
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"Huh? Where is everybody?"
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"Passive Analysis of Visual Iconography."
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"Everyone takes it."
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"All you do is watch Itchy & Scratchy cartoons."
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"After her!"
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"Now the classic Itchy & Scratchy, episode DAB-FO6."
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""Butter Off Dead. ""
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"Good morrow to thee, neighbor."
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"So what does this cartoon "mean"?"
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"has pitted our small farmers against each other."
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"Yes. And birds go "tweet. " What else?"
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"What about Lisa? She's only eight!"
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"Lisa, did you lie to us?"
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"I just wanted to belong!"
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"I guess we won't be biking through Italy."
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"who pretended to be a freshman."
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