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Clips from The Simpsons - Little Girl in the Big Ten (S13E13)

"I just wanted a place to sit down."
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"What the... You earned how many credits without our permission?"
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"Sixteen."
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"College is no place for a young girl,"
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"Doogie Howser went to college when he was my age."
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"It was a bustling marketplace of ideas."
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"Well..."
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"I don't even like them. They've gotten so smutty."
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"Sure. When a man does it, it's smutty. But if a woman did it..."
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"Homer, Cathy is a woman."
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"Oh, come on..."
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"You're right."
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"We're gonna roll down the hill."
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"I don't know."
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"Are you sure you're not too "college" for us?"
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"Yeah. Sorry we can't be more "college!""
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"Hey, Einstein. What's a million plus a million?"
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"Two million. So?"
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"Don't let them get to you, lass."
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"Well, la-dee-da, college girl!"
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"Well, I guess you're too good for me, too!"
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"Oh, look at..."
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"What are you doing?"
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"and he got stuck in this tree."
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"Marge, where's my pellet gun?"
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"In the tree! Right."
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"Oh, no! Not the good cheek!"
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"Isolated, alone, cut off from everyone."
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"Are you kidding?"
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"This little baby has made me more popular than ever."
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"Hey, Bubble Bart! Looking good."
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"Call me!"
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"You can't believe what that sunset looks like to me."
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"That's not a sunset. That's a bird on fire."
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"To-may-to, to-mah-to."
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"No one wants me around anymore."
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"Really? That's wonderful. But how?"
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"Well, I can't do it tomorrow. There's an assembly in his honor."
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"We've got a little planning to do. Step into my office."
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"Ew! Bart! It wasn't me."
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"I hereby dedicate the Seymour Skinner parking annex."
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"Did they have to guess the date of my death?"
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"Can't you be a team player just once?"
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"Three, two, one..."
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"Yeah, I got a question! How dare you wear white?"
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"I hear what you do at night."
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"Security!"
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"Get your hands off of me. Why..."
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"Martin Prince, Daily Fourth Gradian."
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"How about a picture of you and the cake for our society page?"
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"Now normally I wouldn't go near"
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"a giant chocolate cake in my dress polyester."
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"Look, up there! It's Lisa! And she's winning us back!"
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"I've been taken down a peg. A whole peg!"
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"It sure is sunny. Was the air always this fresh?"
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"Does this thing suck or blow?"
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"The Simpsons"
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"Re-reading."
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"While you're infectious, you will lead"
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"Kiosks, outdoor study groups."
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"Tonight I'll be reading from a copy of my book"
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"I'm in a coffee house listening to poetry."
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"Oh, my God! My social studies project is due tomorrow morning!"
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"Did she put in for the pizza?"
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"Give me your lunch money!"
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"When nerds are in trouble, I am not slow."
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"For once I felt I was with intellectual equals."
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"I live in a house."
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"Poor, Bart. I know just how you feel."
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"The bubble makes everything shimmer and glow."
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"I wish I had someplace to call my own."
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"I know a way you can win back the kids at school."
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"All you gotta do is play a prank on the principal."
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"Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa!"
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"Yeah! Excellent! All right!"
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"These girls are brilliant."
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"Gotta finish. Gotta finish."
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"And I hear the President, "Pinsky, where's my poem?""
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"Help me!"
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"Now go to bed."
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"I'm just gonna hang out in this vent!"
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"But it's after lunch."
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"Okay."
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""Through the old form of the rude, full-scale joke""
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"Yeah. But with our small gymnast bodies,"
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"Well, today I can say, "Yes, I am. ""
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"ENGLISH - US - PSDH"
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"Test. Test. Roses are red. April is the cruelest month."
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"Lisa Simpson, master of the double life."
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"Uh, yes, uh, heaven."
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"Wow. I'm actually passing as a college student."
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"I don't like how many times you said "normal. ""
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"Basho!"
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"Like "kick your butt" could involve no kicking whatsoever."
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"I'll get you down. Bite these pencils."
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"Hey, Mister! Put the cartoon back on!"
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"Okay. Freeze there."
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"I'm sorry, boys. We don't allow children in this class."
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"I can't believe I cheated off an eight-year-old."
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"In recognition of your 20 years as interim principal,"
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"But with Bart Simpson safely encapsulated, I'd be delighted to pose."
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