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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Tailgate (S07E07)

"No problem. It's a little drafty."
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"What the heck are you doing here?"
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"- Dibs on Dad. - Dibs on Dad times infinity."
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"Dad, do you hear something?"
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"until they were 11!"
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"Lily and I were going to spend New Year's"
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"A woman makes a chicken salad sandwich."
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"Chicken salad sandwich."
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"Only they can call themselves that."
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"Faith is what gives life shape and meaning."
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"So, as the countdown to 212 continues,"
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"Oh, good."
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"Don't bother, everybody."
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"You'd all be better off"
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"I don't know."
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"Taxi, take me to Tina's house."
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"because when I find him, I'm going to kill him."
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"A hunter spots a hairy form in the fore."
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"Boom! Yeah!"
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"on art, philosophy and literature."
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"But I'm single and ready to mingle!"
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"Hello, there."
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"Poodles sucks!"
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"♪ At Puzzles, we all fit together ♪"
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"♪ Puzzles is a place where everybody feels at home ♪"
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"All right, you know what, you guys?"
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"what MacLaren's was paying me."
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"November 14th..."
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"I went into journalism to make a difference,"
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"Listen... Wait. Yeah, do that!"
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"Yes, you can. It's what you really want and you deserve it."
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"to believe that the universe is magical."
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"and until 10 minutes ago"
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"But we'll get to that."
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"...three, two, one."
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"That's why today was so important because I just..."
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"I needed to..."
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"January 1st, 2012, East Meadow, New York."
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"Kids, on New Year's Day 2012,"
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"Uncle Marshall took a trip to Minnesota"
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"to see someone he truly missed."
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"Hey, Pop."
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"I can't believe it's been a year."
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"I think the most appropriate way"
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"to honor your memory today..."
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"is to get blasted"
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"and watch the Vikings make the Bears"
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"their furry little bitches."
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"- Go, Vikes! - Shh."
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"Sorry for your loss."
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"Which is what we'll be saying to the Bears"
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"in about three hours, right, Pop?"
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"Kids, tailgating at the Vikings-Bears game"
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"was a tradition for Uncle Marshall and his dad."
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"That's how the government"
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"covered up the UFO crash in Roswell:"
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"by canning the sliced up alien carcasses"
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"and calling it Spam."
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"a.k.a Sliced Processed Alien Meat"
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"Wow."
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"Is there anything you don't know, Dad?"
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"No."
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"I know most stuff."
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"And in your honor..."
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"three decades of pork fat, lighter fluid and Bengay."
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"Dear God, that's the stuff."
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"So much to catch you up on."
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"So, last night was New Year's Eve."
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"That's a crazy story."
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"So you haven't told your dad that you're pregnant yet?"
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"No. But why should I?"
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"My dad has never been there for me."
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"This is just another chance for him to let me down."
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"Lily, you have to tell him."
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"He's at some board game convention in Chicago."
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"He's your dad."
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"I don't see why people aren't getting this."
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"Shoplifter does not promote crime."
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"It celebrates it."
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"Excuse me."
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"Yeah."
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"Hey, Dad."
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"I'm, uh, calling with some pretty big news."
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"I'm pregnant."
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"Great. Thanks."
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"Anyway, Dad, Ted and Barney's, New Year's Eve"
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"wasn't off to a great start, either."
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"Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's 50 bucks,"
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"and the line starts out there."
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"Uh, we're regulars. Oh, in that case,"
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"the line starts out there, and it's 50 bucks."
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"You got a problem with that?"
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"Kids, here's why we didn't have a problem with that."
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"And he was even scarier without the toupee."
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"We'll get you a nice hot cocoa."
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"Check it out."
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"Sandy Rivers' New Year's Eve show."
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"Thank God I don't have to produce"
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"this frozen pile of poo."
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"How'd you dodge that bullet?"
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"Well, maybe Tina, the producer, he, uh, picked,"
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"is more talented than I am..."
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"at lying down while Sandy does his business on her."
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"Does it bother you that this pervert's"
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"on the air, and you're not anymore?"
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"Do you miss it?"
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"What? Why would... why would I miss it?"
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"No. I would rather"
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"be warm and cozy here in denial-- my apartment."
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"Robin, I'm no therapist--"
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"wait, yes, I am--"
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"but I've got a New Year's resolution for you."
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"Get back on camera."
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"Mine was going to be "make a sex tape," so... two birds."
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"Hold that thought."
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"Hello?"
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"Sandy?"
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"Tina quit."
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"The woman I love just quit."
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"Love? She's my everything, Robin."
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