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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Survivor (S04E04)

"Wow. I bet you make her very happy."
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"You're pretty fit, Larry."
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"So what do you think, you can get this..."
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"I know you, Larry."
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"Larry."
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"Yeah. Terrible."
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"No no, he was uptown on 57th Street."
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"- It's awful. - Uptown?"
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"It was... bike messenger hit him."
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"just one time."
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"And this is like... this is a gift to you?"
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"It's the only opportunity I'll have for the rest of my life."
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""Go in to your handmaiden Hagar,"
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"and have relations with her.""
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"I think that you can look at that as a very real precedent."
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"- She's not gonna mean anything. - Of course not."
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"- So I mean there's no danger of that? - No!"
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"No no, you're not a bad person if you..."
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"Bring him over. That's fine."
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"- That's wonderful. - It's just going to be my family."
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"Rabbi, thank you."
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"Okay."
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"Yes, Your Honor, I do admit for the last 20 years"
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"I'm trying to memorize this stuff,"
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"- Remember him? - Yeah."
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"You think that's a good idea?"
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"- I'd want to see somebody... - Somebody you have a shared experience."
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"- to really work on it yet. - This is important to me."
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""May I always have the wisdom to look past your shortcomings"
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"We promise to continue loving each other unconditionally,"
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"- What? - What was that about eternity?"
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"Yeah, that's the idea."
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"We finally found each other, Larry,"
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"I just... I guess I had a different plan for eternity."
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"I'm sorry. I'm interrupting"
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"your single life in eternity?"
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"It's nice meeting you."
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"- You happy? - Yeah, I'm very happy."
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"- Hello. - Hello."
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"This is Colby."
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"- "Survivor." - I was over in Australia."
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"Oh, thank you, thank you very much."
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"He's from the television show."
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"- Snakes. - nine of them inhabit this region."
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"compared to what I went through."
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"Snacks? What are you talking snacks?"
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"- A what?! - I wore my sneakers out."
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"98 at night with 98% humidity."
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"You know nothing about survival! I'm a survivor!"
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"I go in there a lot. She gives me a ticket."
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"You'll wear the black one."
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"Oh, now you're talking, Larry."
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"Your vows with your wife."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"- I had to go pick up my suit... - Oh."
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"I told her about the 10th anniversary present."
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"One time. It's on."
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"Come here for one second. Come here, come here."
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"- How do the Hassids make love? - What do you mean?"
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"- I thought it was a myth. - Everybody knows that."
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"It's a religious thing that they do."
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"Beforehand! Show up with the hole beforehand. You gotta do that."
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"Jeff, will you bring in the groceries?!"
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"Very flummoxed."
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"- Oh my gosh. - All present and accounted for."
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"I've never seen such a car in my life."
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"You-you were making fun of me!"
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"I don't want to be here! No more!"
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"and then I will put the glass on the floor"
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"It's a little overdone, but..."
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"Larry, I'm sorry."
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"but isn't there something you can do about that stain?"
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"Do you want me to hand it to you?"
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"- This is fine. Here. - Thank you, darling. Great."
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"A loose mint. You got your mint. Great."
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"What did you say?"
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"What?"
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"- Poor choice of words. - What the hell kind of a..."
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"- Larry. - that if you died uptown on 9-11"
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"I-I don't think I want to do this."
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"- You could've gone home with... - Rabbi, you're going very far."
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"- He doesn't know what he's doing. - He really doesn't."
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"- Larry, you be quiet. - Thank you, thank you. Come on."
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"- That's very moving, Cheryl. - Thank you."
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"Okay, Larry."
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"Things have been good."
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"And..."
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"well I don't know about servant, but..."
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"I'm not a servant, but I'll certainly help you"
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"if you ever need help with anything, you know that."
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"I'm in the house a lot."
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"And I will love you for the rest of my life."
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"after death who knows what happens?"
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"- What is that? - My suit."
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"I got it stained at the ceremony."
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"Well, I'm here. You're a cleaner."
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"What's the big deal? Put it in your trunk."
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"You take it in your fucking car,"
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"- How do you deal with wine stains? - We get them out."
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"- I'm not so riled up. - You're going to the store anyway."
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"You come here to fuck or you come here to talk about your dirty suit?"
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"- Okay, the first one. - Well there you go."
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"Let's go. I don't got all day."
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"And what's it... there's a hole there."
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"What, do you believe that stupid shit?"
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"Oh shit! It's an earthquake!"
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"I don't know why I ever married this man. What a schmuck."
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"Shlomo, what is taking you so long?! My God!"
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"You are such schmuck! Can't you do anything right?"
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"Is it so hard to keep this with that?"
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"Putz. I'm sorry."
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"I'm sorry about that. Have a good day."
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"Larry, hmm?"
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"How are you, Anna?"
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"Oh, I'm just never been better."
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"So what could I do for you, my friend?"
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"Well, got a little suit here..."
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"needs a cleaning."
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"My wife and I are renewing our vows."
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"- 10 years we've been married. - Oy."
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