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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Survivor (S04E04)

"No, she's the most miserable woman in the world, believe me."
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"How you stay so fit? What do you do?"
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"I run away from hoodlums... it keeps you in shape."
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"get this done for me for..."
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"oh, I need it by..."
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"oh no, I got that dinner party... tomorrow?"
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"You could have whatever you like, Larry."
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"So do I need a ticket or anything?"
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"You don't need no ticket."
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"Okay."
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"- Rabbi. - We got a cantor already. It's okay."
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"Huh, you got... can I be the new cantor?"
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"- I think I can do it. - Can you do it?"
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"I think I could."
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"I'm all ready for Saturday."
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"I want to thank you for doing this."
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"- It's a pleasure. It's a pleasure. - Yes."
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"- It should be painless. I promise. - Okay."
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"Looking forward to it."
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"Is that you?"
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"That's, uh... that's Eddie Silverman."
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"He, uh..."
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"he died on September 11th."
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"Oh my gosh. Oh, I'm so sorry."
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"He was in the building?"
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"He got hit by a bike messenger."
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"- What a shame. - Yeah yeah."
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"Well, that's, uh..."
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"- Hey, Rabbi? - Yeah?"
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"Um, can I discuss"
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"a private matter with you?"
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"Please. Anything. I'm a rabbi."
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"Anything you want to say."
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"10 years ago before we got married..."
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"my wife told me"
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"that if we stayed together for 10 years,"
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"that for our 10th anniversary,"
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"as a present to me,"
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"she would let me have..."
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"relations with another woman..."
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"- It's like I have total permission. - Yeah?"
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"She's almost kind of challenging me in a way,"
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"in a kind of demeaning way, she doesn't think I'm suave enough."
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"- Oh really? - And I want to."
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"I've never cheated on her, I never would cheat."
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"This is all on the up and up."
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"- So you're conflicted about it? - Yes, yet I kind of..."
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"I'll be honest, it would be nice."
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"You know what comes to my mind, Larry?"
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"What comes to my mind"
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"is the story of Abraham and Sarah."
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"Sarah could not conceive and said to Abraham,"
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"Abraham's wife said that to him?"
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"- Yeah, absolutely. - Get the hell outta here!"
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"It's right there in Genesis."
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"This woman's never gonna replace your wife."
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"It's not an act of love anyway."
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""Love"...I don't know what that has to do with sex?"
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"- Yeah, well it has a lot to do, but... - Yeah, for sure."
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"I would say that she's giving you something out of generosity"
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"and I think you should probably"
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"accept it in that same sense of generosity."
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"And I'm not a bad person if I do it?"
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"I'm a bad person anyway, but I'm not..."
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"am I an extra bad person?"
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"No, it does not make you an extra bad person."
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"I'm glad I could be helpful with this."
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"Thank you. Thank you so much."
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"You're very welcome. You're very welcome."
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"I'll see you tomorrow night for dinner?"
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"Yes, I'm looking forward to that. Oh listen, Larry,"
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"I was talking to a friend of mine,"
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"and, uh... he's a survivor,"
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"and he would love to meet you."
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"Would it be possible for me to bring him to dinner?"
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"- Of course! - I don't want to impose or anything."
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"There's no imposition at all."
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"- Okay. - All right."
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"Go, enjoy."
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"I've been a lying, double-crossing, two-faced..."
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"- Just stop it! I can't stand it! - Call a truce."
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"All right? All Summer."
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"- How's it going? - It's not going well."
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"- I've got two weeks. - You're doing great."
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"I'm gonna be humiliated."
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"Oh, the rabbi said he's bringing a survivor tomorrow."
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"Should I have my father bring his friend Solly,"
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"who's also a survivor..."
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"- the guy with the glass eye? - Oh, right."
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"Do survivors like seeing each other?"
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"Do they like to talk about old times"
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"or does the sight of another survivor depress them?"
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"I think you should invite him."
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"- Invite him. - I guess if I was a survivor,"
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"Yeah, talk about... see that's the thing."
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"Do they want to... I don't know."
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"How are your vows coming along?"
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"I just haven't had that much time"
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"The whole thing's gonna be embarrassing."
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"You didn't tell me this was gonna be part of the whole thing... that I'd have"
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"- to say this in front of people. - Okay, I'm giving you a good gift."
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"and appreciate all of the goodness you possess."
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"not only throughout this lifetime,"
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"but after death through all eternity."
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"- We stand before you..." - Huh? Wait a second."
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"Um..."
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""We'll love each other throughout this lifetime,"
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"but after death, through all eternity.""
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"You mean this is..."
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"this is continuing into the afterlife?"
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"- Do you have a problem with that? - Well, l..."
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"I thought this was over at death."
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"I didn't know we went into eternity together."
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"l... isn't that what it said in..."
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""till death do us part," I thought it was..."
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"and we're celebrating this for all eternity."
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"I thought..."
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"I thought I'd be single, I guess."
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"No, I just didn't realize that..."
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