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Clips from The Ben Stiller Show (1992) - With Garry Shandling (S01E01)

"I mean, it's nothing compared to your work."
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"...only it goes down a lot smoother." I think that's brilliant."
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""And your skin will crawl with insects."
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"And your brain will boil and consume you."
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"And you'll drown in your own blood.""
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"- I mean, it's just incredible. - I'm touched."
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"I know I have no right to ask this, but do you think I could read the curse..."
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"...you're working on now? - It's very rough at the moment."
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"You know, it's more of a hex. It's not so much terrifying as it is insulting."
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"I met a great woman. She's fun, she's energetic."
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"Want to know the best part? I scare the hell out of her."
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"You seem calmer."
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"She's got me drinking these teas. I didn't realize, but I was unbalanced."
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"My fluids were unbalanced, and she's got me drinking herbal teas."
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"It's crazy, wacky stuff, but it works. I love Judy, but this is what I needed."
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"Nice to meet you."
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"- Yeah. - You're 150, Frank."
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"She holds on to my bolts when we do it. It's great."
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"Your IQ took a nosedive right down to your shoes there."
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"I'm so sick of listening to your mortal junk. Get in the car."
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"Why do I always have to do what you say? Because you're Frankenstein?"
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"Get in the car! And for the last time, I'm not Frankenstein."
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"I'm Frankenstein's monster! Now get in the car!"
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"No! Help! There's a monster trying to kill me!"
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"Oh, great! This is just great."
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"Hey, you got it all wrong. Just give me some space here."
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"Would you calm down? Would you just calm down?"
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"No. No, wait. Wait. I didn't... What the hell am I doing?"
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"I miss Judy."
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"- What brought you two back together? - I'd have to say, you know..."
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"...it was the whole townspeople thing. I'm there ripping this guy's head off..."
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"...and I'm thinking, you know, I got this great woman waiting for me."
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"What am I doing? Frank, you're starting to screw up."
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"Do you mind if I light a torch and wave it at you?"
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"Yes, I mind. What are you doing? Don't start with that. Yes. You want to die?"
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"So, what about the whole sexual thing?"
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"- It's... - Unresolved."
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"It's, you know, when two people are..."
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"When you have two bodies that are sewn together..."
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"You know what the funny thing is? It works."
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"You know, life is painful. You hurt people, and, you know, people hurt you."
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"And the worst part of it is, you live forever."
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"Is this interview over? I've got to get back to the tomb."
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"There's been a series of grave robberies, and I'm worried about my stuff."
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"Due to the immense popularity of The Ben Stiller Show..."
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"...it's difficult for us to get out without being hounded by lots of people..."
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"...as you can see. It kind of becomes difficult."
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"No privacy anymore."
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"What we did was, we hired a security guard, Alex..."
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"...who's here to make sure nothing goes wrong..."
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"...and we can do our job smoothly."
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"Wait a minute. I know you."
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"You here to break somebody's spirit?"
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"You in cahoots with the FCC?"
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"She's just had a lot of caffeine. She hangs out in coffeehouses a lot."
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"- I'm not walking anymore. I'm out. - All right. It's me and Alex."
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"If you get mobbed, you're on your own. Alex, watch my back."
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"The Ben Stiller Show. Yeah."
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"Shooting The Ben Stiller Show."
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"Welcome to Club Fredrick's One Minute Work It On Out 2-3-4."
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"I'm here to tell you that working it on out..."
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"Here to prove it is the unflappable goddess of fitness, Endora."
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"Watch it, you're liable to give a man a permanent injury, 2-3-4."
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"Also joining us at the other end of the species is an ordinary guy..."
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"Until we find him one, we're gonna to work him on out, 2-3-4."
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"Over to the Club Fredrick stair-stepper. That's right. Get on up there, Hymie."
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"- I don't feel so hot. - No excuses, Hymie."
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"We're climbing up because we're high priests."
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"We gotta make a sacrifice, 2-3-4."
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"And we're gonna rip out a virgin's heart, 2-3-4."
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"And rip and rip, let's rip that virgin's heart."
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"No stopping now, Hymie. We're marching through Europe."
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"That's right, we got our jackboots on, and we're heading for exercise conquest."
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"And blitz and krieg and blitz and krieg. And blitz and krieg and blitz..."
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"Take a fist, put it in your hand and pound."
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"Breathe for me, Hymie. Breathe, 2-3-4."
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"He's gone. Gone..."
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"It looks like Hymie's not gonna be working it on out anymore..."
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"...because Hymie's... Well, Hymie's dead, 2-3-4. That's right."
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"But don't worry, he'll be reincarnated."
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"Coming back on the Serengeti Plain as a cheetah or a lion..."
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"...where he'll be hungry and proud, and he'll work it on out."
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"Till then, this is Fredrick saying, I hope I have insurance, 2-3-4."
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"And here and here, let's lose the body now."
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"Hi. Welcome back to the show. We're waiting for Garry Shandling to show up."
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"- Hey, Garry. How you doing? - Hey, Ben."
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"Good to see you, have a seat. This is great."
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"- I've tricked you? - You've tricked me."
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"You didn't tell me the cameras would be here. This isn't right."
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"You just said that we were gonna..."
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"...you just said we were gonna have lunch."
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"- It's really great to have you here, Garry. - My pleasure."
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"The credibility of the show goes through the roof."
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"We haven't been able to get anybody on the show."
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"It's fine, I'm happy to be here."
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"Really, because guests have just turned us down."
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"...to have someone like you... It's fantastic."
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"- Everybody's turned it down? - Not everybody. We've had guests."
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"I'm saying nobody of your caliber. Other people..."
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"...if I hadn't come down and invited you to lunch?"
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"Casey Kasem. Casey Kasem, you know."
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"He seems like a nice guy when he says, "green lights" and whatever."
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"- "Keep your feet on the floor." - Seems like he's talking to me. He cares."
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"- Why don't we just go to a film, okay? - You don't know which film, do you?"
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"Backtrack. Backtrack a second here. I happen to know that Mr. De Niro..."
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"They're very different."
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"- So, Alex. - Yes, Michael?"
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"I couldn't sleep last night, thinking about the great things in your career."
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"I was tossing and turning. I was Jerry Lee-whatever in the bed."
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"- Like what? - How about the football comeback?"
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"I'm little too old for football, Michael."
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"Do a whole Bo Jackson thing. Not only football, but hockey and..."
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"...lacrosse. It'll be great."
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"Jennifer, get me Nike. We'll do cross training."
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"Michael, I'd appreciate it if you'd concentrate on my acting."
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"I have been. I just got off the phone three seconds ago with Emmanuel Lewis."
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"- He wants to work with you again. - He's a nice little man, but I'd like to..."
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"...broaden myself a bit. You know, go on with my career."
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"So does he. He's burned out on Michael Jackson. He wants you."
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"The Defiant Ones. You and him, the sitcom."
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