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Clips from The Ben Stiller Show (1992) - With Garry Shandling (S01E01)

"No... Don't even... Don't. Let it sit."
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"- Michael... - It's ridiculous. I know it's ridiculous."
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"That's what I told him. The guy's been riding your coattails for years."
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"You've done the little guy. Let's do a big guy."
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"Hey, huh? Let's do it. You and Manute Bol. Odd Couple."
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"Sloppy or tidy?"
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"What do you think?"
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"I think tidy. I shouldn't have even asked. I look at you, and I see you're cleanly."
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"Michael, do you have any idea what my goals are in this business?"
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"You know, Alex, I have to answer that question with another question."
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"Which is: Merlin Olsen sells flowers, what does Alex Karras sell?"
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"- Nothing. - Wrong."
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"Balloons."
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"You're the new spokesman for Phone-a-Balloon."
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"Why? Because people trust Alex Karras, okay?"
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"Besides, they last twice as long as flowers, and they float."
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"This is ridiculous, Michael. You understand what I'm saying?"
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"You've given me bad advice, Michael."
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"This is not good for me. You've demeaned my name."
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"I think you need..."
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"Alex, you are gonna make so much money."
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"- How much? - People won't be able to look at you..."
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"...without thinking of helium."
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"Might not be a bad idea."
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"It's your career."
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"True tales of New York's finest."
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"It was 3 p.m."
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"My partner and I were positioned in front of the Olympic Savings Bank."
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"We'd gotten a tip that there was going to be a major heist at exactly 3:15..."
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"This is the same group that attempted to blow up the president's motorcade..."
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"...so we were ready for anything."
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"Suddenly I realized I'm supposed to be in traffic court..."
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"...so I slammed the pedal to the metal, and I'm there in 10 minutes."
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"I burst through the door, this punk's telling the judge..."
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"...between stopping and rolling? You were rolling.""
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"Then he says, "You were just trying to meet your quota.""
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"Think I wake up in the morning thinking I'm gonna give..."
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"Like I give two cents about your life, you dirtbag.""
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"Welcome back. We're really excited 'cause Garry Shandling is here."
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"I hope you don't mind, but I invited the entire cast to see you..."
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"I love it! How many times was he on The Tonight Show?"
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"- Hundreds. - I've never met anyone..."
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"...who was on Make Me Laugh before."
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"- He probably makes millions. - Garry's right here, guys."
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"- He's so tall. - You can tell he's strong."
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"- Internally and externally. - He's gotta work out."
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"Okay, okay, guys. Garry, do you have anything you want to say?"
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"The Larry Sanders Show on HBO. Check your local listings."
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"Who's using who, buddy boy?"
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"What was that supposed to mean?"
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"I don't know, but the voice was just beautiful."
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"He is brilliant!"
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"What a day, man. First we kick Dartmouth's butt in ultimate Frisbee..."
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"...for a little culture."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"Look at this. "With his razor-sharp claws and 7-inch teeth..."
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"...the 10-ton allosaurus was truly king of the jungle.""
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"I bet if he was alive today, he'd tear us to bits."
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"Yeah, but he's not alive, are you, Mr. King of the Jungle? You are dead!"
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"That's right because along came something called the warm-blooded mammal..."
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"...and guess what? You got your butt kicked!"
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"Homo sapiens are number one!"
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"Check this out. "Thousands of years ago, the New Guinean people..."
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"...prayed to their god Quetzalcoatl for victory in war.""
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"I have no respect for you. None! What are you going to do, mighty Quetzalcoatl?"
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"Strike me down? I don't think so!"
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"Oh, hello there."
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"In my culture, we celebrate the traditions of our forefathers."
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"What do you do in your culture? I'm sorry, you don't have a culture anymore."
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"I'm a big Northeastern grizzly bear. I eat meat, and I could rip you apart."
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"You had to learn the hard way that when you mess with Homo sapiens..."
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"...you get your butt kicked!"
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"- Dead! - Gone!"
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"- Wasted! - Extinct!"
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"- Conquered! - Eaten!"
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"- Out of here! - Bye-bye!"
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"Crushed!"
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"It was all a dream. I wasn't taken into the woods..."
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"Oh, no, no!"
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"And now an important message from the Fox Network fox, Foxy Fox."
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"Hey, kids. Be cool, stay in school and watch Fox all night."
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"- Okay, that's about it... - I don't have to meet the cast again, do I?"
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"No. They went away for good. Thanks for doing the show, Garry."
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"- My pleasure. - You really helped the show a lot."
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"Think I helped this show as much as this hurt my career?"
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"If you really hurt your career as much as you helped the show..."
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"...you don't have anything to worry about."
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"...and now you're slamming me."
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"If you didn't want to do the show, you should've said, "I'm not hungry.""
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"- Well, I'll know for next time. - Do me a favor?"
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"Do you have Bob Saget's phone number?"
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"Yes. Yes, I do."
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"I didn't mean that in a... Gar?"
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"...he's got a little bit of a temper, I guess, doesn't he?"
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"As soon as I get hooked up for cable..."
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"...you're up, he's down there, you know?"
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"I didn't realize how unhappy I was, because I thought I was so happy."
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"I'm working out with her. She's into that fitness thing, which is very new to me."
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"I feel like I'm 78 again. You know?"
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"Rolling."
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"- Yes. - All right. You know..."
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"So this is some crazy weather we're having, huh?"
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"What? You don't want me to do this now?"
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"...puts me to sleep, and I take a nap for 1000 years."
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"- You know. - Stop it."
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"That line you had about: "Blood is thicker than water..."
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"- Breathe! - Oh, no."
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"That's all the time we got this week on Club Fredrick's Work It On Out."
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"Todd Bridges, Adam West."
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"...by a splinter group of the Jamaican posse."
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"Why don't we just go to another film that has yet to be determined?"
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"Oh, hello there, funny creatures. You are my favorite exhibit."
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"- Look, if you don't... - I'm gonna go try and pick up the pieces."
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"- She's really turning my life around. - No, you don't. He's on this vegan diet."
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"She likes discos. You get frightened if someone lights a match in the room."
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"Tune in next week for the dream that really happened."
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"It's time for Hair Styling with Bruce. Today's guest is Gary Coleman."
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"Tell that to George Foreman. People love elderly sports figures, freaks them out."
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"You know, when Frank and Judy split up, I was..."
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"It'll be lots of fun. Why don't you watch this now?"
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