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Clips from The Ben Stiller Show (1992) - With Garry Shandling (S01E01)

"Hello. How you doing? I'm Ben Stiller. Welcome to the show."
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"I don't know what's going on. Garry Shandling's gonna be here."
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"- Thanks. - No, I mean it."
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"What was that all about? That was the best thing about Diff'rent Strokes..."
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"It's no problem. Really, it's okay."
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"...comes another re-envisioned horror classic."
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"- Hi. - I'm sorry we're late."
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"- Did something happen? - It's fine."
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"I haven't been that frightened since I saw the colorized version of Casablanca."
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"- My knees were knocking. - But I mean, you:"
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"Hey, Gabe, listen, I want you to meet Christine."
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"Look, honey, it's time for your fiber shake."
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"- Bye. - Yeah."
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"- For this you broke up with Judy? - What, she's wonderful, isn't she?"
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"- She's great. She's young. We have fun. - How old is she, then, 25?"
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"- Why? - Get in the car."
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"You infant! Come on. Get in the car."
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"You're getting me very angry here."
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"...there are gonna be certain pieces..."
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"- You make compromises. - All pieces don't fit sometimes."
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"One of the great things about doing this show is, we go and shoot on location."
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"- You're "the Man." - No, no."
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"Smash the marketplace!"
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"- No, Janeane. - Another scam perpetrated by the Man."
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"- He's just a paid security guard. - He's here to ruin our show and censor us."
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"She's one of those hipsters who hangs out in coffeehouses."
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"It's time to work it out on Club Fredrick."
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"...and giving it all you got, 6-7-8, is for young and old alike."
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"...like you folks at home, only much older. Let's say hello to Hymie Kirshbaum."
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"Look at old Hymie. He needs a time ship to the beginning of the century."
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"We're gonna climb that Aztec pyramid."
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"- How you doing there, Hymie? - I don't think I can go on."
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"Endora, help me out. Here's an exercise for home."
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"Let's get rid of the body, 6-7-8."
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"Come on, come on. Someone call an ambulance and get him out of here."
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"I didn't know you'd trick me to be on your show."
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"What, am I going to be on one of those segments between the sketches?"
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"The weakest part of the show? Is that what it'll be?"
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"Yes, it is. Would you...? Do you mind?"
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"- Well, all right. - Good. Good."
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"Hey, welcome back. We're here with Garry Shandling."
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"- We've had good guests. - So, what are you saying?"
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"I'm the only guy who would do the show, is what you're saying."
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"Well, I mean, come on. Let's face it. Would you want to do the show..."
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"Who else has done it?"
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"- What's he like? - He's okay."
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"- He did Scooby-Doo. He did the voice. - I gotta make a call."
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"No, I don't. We shoot them a lot later."
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"...is a very big fan of Corey Feldman's."
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"No, that's Haim!"
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"Start with the hairstyle... Hello?"
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""Hello? I need 25 Mylar for my cousin Ray's wedding in Winnemucca..."
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"...can you get them there by tomorrow?" Yes, we can."
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"I don't like it, Michael."
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"You know what I think you need?"
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"...an up-up-and-away bouquet."
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"...that he stopped at the stop sign. I said, "Hey, you didn't stop..."
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"...you were rolling. What am I, an idiot? I don't know the difference..."
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"I says, "I already met my quota, you jerk."
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"...Gerald Friedman a ticket for no reason?"
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"Tune in again for another gripping adventure."
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"I'm pretty sure he was rolling."
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"Hey, if the badge says you're rolling, you're rolling."
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"...because this is a big thing for us, to meet someone of your stature."
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"Yeah, celebrity."
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"You can just direct your..."
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"- Garry? - It was like a code."
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"...and then we chill at the Museum of Natural History..."
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"Going to college sure makes you glad to be an American, don't it?"
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"- Fat lot of good it did them. - I don't see any New Guineans."
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"Because you got your butt kicked!"
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"So sorry you're almost extinct!"
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"Species Homo sapiens. How they amuse me!"
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"You have been watching Bad Twist Ending Theater."
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"...and kidnapped by monsters."
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"Where's the bathroom?"
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"- That's a slam, isn't it? - No, no, it isn't."
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"That's a slam. You're just slamming me now."
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"There's no lunch, never was gonna be a lunch..."
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"Garry, you don't gotta get... okay. All right, well..."
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"Hey, Garry, I love your show."
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"I'm gonna catch it again. Saw it at a friend's house once."
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"He's up here, you're down here. You're up here. Maybe one day..."
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"Somebody has the key, but we don't know who. The key is love."
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"Now that I'm unhappy, I'm much happier about myself."
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"[ENGLISH]"
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"It's 95 degrees, it's the middle of winter..."
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"...I'm in California, I'm wearing a jacket. I'm a walking contradiction."
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"Gary, you got a great head of hair. You know that?"
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"That was the thing I noticed on Diff'rent Strokes."
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"I got tapes of all the shows. It was interesting."
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"Willis' hair, it got a lot bigger in the second season, you know?"
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"- Really? - Your hair, it seemed to get smaller."
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"...is watching your hair in that show. - Interesting."
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"Hey, mind if I take a piece of your hair?"
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"Yeah, this is crazy weather we're having."
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"In the tradition of Francis Ford Coppola's Dracula..."
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"No, no. You can't teach hieroglyphics, you know."
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"- Either you know it or you don't. - Gabe, you're too critical."
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"You want everyone to be Aleister Crowley or Nostradamus."
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"No, that's crazy."
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"I hope I can talk them out of doing that human sacrifice."
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"- Hey. - Hi."
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"You look wonderful. Your hair!"
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"They're doing something to that moat on 80th. They're always working on it."
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"Frank and I have an announcement to make."
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"- No, it's no big deal. - Frank and I are splitting up."
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"- You're what? - What happened?"
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"I said to him, "Frank, what are you thinking?"
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"- She was made for you." - Literally."
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"So are you two getting along?"
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"It's wonderful. She's a wonderful girl, you know."
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"She wraps me up, you know..."
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"We're very happy."
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"- Rain. - Professor Ramses, hi."
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"- Hi. - Is something wrong with my assignment?"
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"Oh, no. It was wonderful. It was great."
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"It was one of the most horrifying curses I've ever read."
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"- Oh, am I blushing? - No."
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"'Cause your approbation means so much to me."
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