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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Bad Hair Day (S04E04)

"It would be a lot more fun if you were there."
Modern Family (2009)
"- I'm a disaster. - You're always so dramatic."
Modern Family (2009)
"I hate wasting this, but I just don't have any time today."
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"But having a baby has changed completely..."
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"You couldn't remember if I said "boa" or "baby," so you brought both."
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"Gloria hurt herself, and it was kind of my fault,"
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"I don't know. I guess I'm excited to go back to the farm."
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"Jay, I think you should try to cheer him up."
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"He's fine. I'll let you talk to him."
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"Wha-Why-Why would you do that?"
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"I've been up and down and over and out"
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"Each time I found myself flat on my face"
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"Yeah, now you got it!"
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"Oh, my God. Is that Janie Gibbs?"
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"Yikes. Her skin looks like crumpled tinfoil..."
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"Claire? Oh, my God. No way."
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"Yeah, well, when all the hot girls call you "Tater,""
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"Claire! Honey! Hey."
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"Well, that's nothing to be embarrassed about. We all have exes."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Maggie! Say hi to everyone."
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"I remember. That's when I boarded this little rocket ship to the moon."
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"and there's a really good-looking guy I was hoping to do a little dancing with."
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"You have to tell her what you did. You scalped her baby."
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"Okay, here's the number for poison control. Ask for Carol."
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"Honey, we're gonna be fine. Enjoy your reunion."
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"I really am sorry about that. I just can't miss the chance to bowl on Jay's team."
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"- Mmm. - That's why I ordered these Glide Rights."
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"If you break 'em in properly,"
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"they're supposed to give you a completely frictionless-"
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"If I'm being honest,"
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"the reunion might be a little more fun if Phil isn't there."
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"Otherwise, I spend the whole weekend telling him who's who..."
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"and explaining inside jokes,"
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"and if all that explaining is going out, the alcohol is not going in."
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"Hey, Mom, before you go, you have to sign this for school."
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"You don't have to read it. It's all boilerplate."
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"- Honey, I am running really late. - Ask your dad."
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"Right here, buddy."
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"I have to get a letter signed because I failed my assignment on the Revolutionary War."
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"I re-created the Battle of Bunker Hill using one of my old science projects."
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"Seemed pretty revolutionary to me."
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"The brave patriots made their way up the hillside,"
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"prepared for whatever the devious redcoats might inflict next."
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"Now you work?"
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"So, Dad- One second, buddy."
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"The salesman said when you're breaking these shoes in,"
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"it's easier to move side to side."
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"Son of a gun. He was right. What do we got here?"
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"I've waited a year for this day-"
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"the annual trade association scratch bowling tournament."
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"Last year we lost to our biggest rival."
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"Frazier had Ali."
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"Pritchett's Closets has Closets, Closets, Closets, Closets."
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"It's a stupid name,"
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"but those cats can bowl."
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"Ay, I knew the pancakes will bring you down."
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"Just coffee for me today-"
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"black, like I feel on the inside."
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"Ay, Manny, please. It was only one bad audition."
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"No. Three bad auditions:"
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"the fall assembly, Phantom and now the Spring Sing."
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"Dramatic, Mother?"
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"I am sure Cam is gonna call you today and give you the solo."
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"You're always so hard on yourself."
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"Remember that you said that you didn't have a face for hats? And?"
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"- I look great in every hat. - I can't hear you."
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"I look great in every hat."
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"Well, enjoy that while it lasts."
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"I had a pretty good hat run, but then I saw a photo of myself from the dude ranch."
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"I looked like Reba at the Grammys."
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"- I see that you found the fur. - Yes."
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"Uh, you wouldn't happen to have a feather boa, would you?"
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"Are you wearing that to your Oscar party? No, Manny."
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"We're not clichés. Cam's decorating the party with photos of Lily..."
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"dressed as different starlets from the-"
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"We're clichés."
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"Hey, Gloria, look what I found in my bowling bag."
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"Second place prize in last year's tournament."
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"A spa day. Ohh!"
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"Oh, but it expires today. Oh, sorry."
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"I just wish that I could use this, but today's the nanny's day off..."
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"and I have a million things to do."
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"I have to buy diapers. I have to go pick up the stroller."
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"I have to go to the doctor."
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"Yes, I would have loved to go to the spa."
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"the way that Jay's family look at me."
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"I am not anymore just Gloria that has her hair done,"
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"Gloria that goes to the gym."
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"Now I am Gloria the new mother,"
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"the "I don't know how she does it" lady."
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"If the feather boa is not here, it's at my cousin's."
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"I will go get it after the doctor, after the pharmacy,"
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"before the baby store, okay?"
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"Honestly, Gloria, I don't know how you do it."
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"- Ah, I found it. - Yes!"
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"Help me. Careful."
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"Gloria, are you all right?"
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"Ay, I told you to help me. I am so sorry."
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"I twisted my ankle. Sit down right here."
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"I don't have time for this."
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"You-You can't walk around on that all day."
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"No, I'm good. I'm good. No."
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"I will use..."
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"the baby carrier as a- as a cane."
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"Okay? O-Okay."
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"Hold that. Hold that. Good. Good."
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"Now smolder. Smolder."
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"Let me guess."
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"so I offered to watch Joe."
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"- Oh. - Can I take a break? I want to be alone."
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"Okay, where was that attitude when we were doing Greta Garbo?"
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"Okay, fine. Take five."
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"Hi, baby Joe."
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"Why don't you just sit a spell? We're just makin' pictures."
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"Why are you being all Missouri?"
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"- Is it that obvious? - You said "dagburn" at breakfast."
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"- Have you booked our tickets? - I'm not sure if I can get off work."
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"Yeah, but you have to get the tickets before all the good seats are taken."
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"You mean the ones that aren't on a plane to Missouri."
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