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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Bad Hair Day (S04E04)

"- Okay, sweetie, break's over. - It hasn't been five minutes."
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"Yes, but it has been five animal crackers,"
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"which is five too many to eat on a shoot day, so-"
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"No more! I quit!"
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"Oh, my gosh. What has gotten into her?"
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"We've been doing this for six hours. All of a sudden she doesn't love it?"
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"- You know, I have a theory. - Okay."
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"We're only halfway through all the pictures that I wanted to do."
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"Light bulb. Hello, baby Joe."
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"Well, you might as well be a dead hobo..."
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"in the woods of a small town after a rainstorm,"
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"because you have just been discovered."
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"I'm looking less and less forward to this trip to Missouri."
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"Hey, handsome. Can you sign this?"
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"You don't need to read it. Never do."
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"Right there."
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"Oh, quick."
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"Nature's surefire sunburn remedy."
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"Aloe?"
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"Hey, Jay. Super excited about our big match."
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"I dreamt about it last night. Guess what. We won!"
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"Phil, I like you too much to sugarcoat what I'm about to say."
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"You're off the team."
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"Good one. Loosen me up with some pre-match humor. I like it."
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"No, I found somebody better- Rudy Sorrenson. He's in. You're out."
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"Hilarious."
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"Sticking with the bit. I love that this is our relationship now."
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"This match is too important, and you're a wild card. I'm sorry."
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"Jay, I'm not sure I like where this is headed."
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"Phil, this is nothing personal. It's bowling."
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"No, no, no. I get it."
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"Listen. Um, I should get going."
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"My allergies are starting to cry."
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"Hey, Gloria, I was just about to leave. What's up?"
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"Manny just texted me. Did he tell you the news?"
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"Yes. Wonderful. We'll celebrate later."
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"No. He didn't get the solo. I think he's very upset."
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"Aaah! My glove. Where are you?"
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"At the doctor. He's checking my ankle."
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"Why don't you take him shopping?"
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"Gloria, my match is at 5:00. I have a ritual."
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"I walk the lanes. I play two or three warm-up games."
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"Darkness, please."
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"Oh, shoot. He's out in the pool."
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"- What do I have to do to make you go away? Sing? - I'll have him call you back."
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"My life is a musicless gray hellscape."
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"Wow. Well, this doesn't look like anything shopping can help you with."
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"It's worth a shot."
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"Sorry I was so indecisive back there. I'm out of it today."
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"Well, you got what you want, and that's what today is all about."
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"Turn that frown upside down. Now, you're gonna take this 15 local to get home."
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"Keep both your hands tight on that bag because it goes through a few sketchy blocks."
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"You're not driving me? Well, you kind of used up your drive time..."
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"deciding between those identical belts."
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"Okay. It's just hard, you know, Jay?"
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"I mean, I've never been a quitter."
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"Well, new chapter for you. You got any change?"
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"I mean, I always imagined I'd be a performer for life."
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"I guess some dreams you just have to give up on."
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"Know when to fold 'em. Here's a 50. Someone will have change."
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"I can't sing, period."
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"What am I thinking?"
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"The 11 goes right by the house, and there she is."
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"Now, text your mom when you get home."
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"- Good luck with your bowling. - Thanks, kid."
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"Yes. Yes."
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"You've had my dad's baby for 45 minutes, and he's already in a dress."
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"Okay, Lily, I think we're ready for our most important setup-Miss Shirley Temple."
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"Here. Oh, wow."
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"- You're an even better assistant than you are a model. - I don't care."
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"Well, that came through in her modeling."
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"Our daughter. I know, but it just hurts, Mitchell."
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"It's the first one of our things that she's outgrown."
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"But isn't it great that we've raised her to have opinions and interests of her own?"
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"But this early? She's still so dadgum young."
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"Is that another Southern thing, or are you just trying to remember her Vietnamese name?"
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"- Oh, my gosh. This thing is stuck. - What?"
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"- How-How could it be? - It is stuck."
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"- Oh. - I glued it."
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"Because the Jane Crawford wig kept falling off him."
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"It's Joan Crawford. 'Cause that's what's important here."
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"It's glued to his actual hair."
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"Okay, Lily, this is bad. This is very, very bad."
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"Sorry. I was trying to help."
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"Okay, well, I should've seen this coming."
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"I replaced her with somebody younger,"
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"and she sabotaged Joe's shoot out of sheer jealousy."
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"Maybe she does have what it takes to be a model."
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"Can you-"
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"♪ And as funny as it may seem ♪"
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"- Sing. - What?"
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"I've heard you sing in the shower. You sing in the car with me."
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"You never miss a note. Your problem is doing it around people. Sing."
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"- You want me to sing now? - Yeah! It's all in your head."
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"When you get over that little stage fright, you'll never choke an audition again. Sing!"
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"I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet"
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"That's not singing. Attack it!"
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"A pawn and a king"
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"And I know one thing"
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"What's that thing?"
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"I pick myself up and get back in the race"
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"Get in that bag! I know you want to!"
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"- That's life - Sing it to me, baby!"
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"That's what all the people say"
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"you try to smooth out and use again."
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"Remind me not to get old in front of you."
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"I don't even see the kids' faces anymore."
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"I know them by the decals on their laptops."
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"Professor Cooke. Mmm."
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"Still the sexiest man on campus. Wanna know a little somethin'?"
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"You dated him?"
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"How did you know that? We were so careful with that secret."
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"You wore an oversized tweed jacket to breakfast..."
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"and called my Rabbit convertible "bourgeois.""
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"Well, it kind of was. We were so jealous of you."
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"He was so hot, jogging around campus in those dolphin shorts."
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"And that wasn't even why I was with him. It was his mind."
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"You know those people who make you feel smart just by being near them?"
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"I watched you guys once."
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"Claire? Claire's friend."
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