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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Pants Tent (S01E01)

"- Write me a letter of apology. - I will."
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"The other night when you called your wife "Hitler"? My parents were in the back?"
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"We had a gay cousin that escaped Nazi Germany..."
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"so my parents are very sensitive to it."
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"- Talk about being ostracized. - Yeah."
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"- Gay Jew in Nazi Germany? - Yeah."
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"- He must have had a hard time. - Yep."
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"What a combo."
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"Can you do me a favor? This afternoon, come by the house..."
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"My dad wants me to drop you as a client!"
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"He keeps telling me every day, "Drop him as a client!""
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"Because of one stupid little joke I made in the car?"
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"- One stupid, little thing. - Because of the gay Jew cousin?"
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"They're very sensitive about it..."
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"I'll be home this afternoon. Please come by."
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"Don't ever put me on a speakerphone in your car..."
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"- if anybody's sitting there again! - Lf I'm alone, it's okay."
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"Okay, but can you do me a favor, please? Tell my parents you're sorry."
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"Have you heard of this new restaurant called Mama's Boy?"
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"Yeah, I heard it's great."
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"Good, Cheryl and I are going on Saturday night."
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"- We have reservations. - With Lewis and his girlfriend?"
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"No, we were supposed to, but that fell through."
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"- I should take my parents there. - You should."
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""Mama's Boy.""
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"Nobody is gonna wanna see her on another awards show."
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"No, okay, I gotta go."
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"So, it'll probably be a few minutes from now."
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"Bob Shaw called. He just wanted to say hi."
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"- And your wife called twice. - Okay, I don't need that."
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"Q-tips? Okay. Yeah, I'm writing it down."
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"A color wrap."
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"Is that tin foil or plastic?"
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"No, I don't know."
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"Yes, as a matter of fact I did."
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"about the possibility of me writing a pilot for her."
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"She was interested in me writing a pilot for her, he never told me about it."
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"He just said no without telling me. So, that's what he said he was sorry about."
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"Okay, yeah, I love you, too. Okay, bye."
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"- Why are you looking at me like that? - Because I've never been married."
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"I think I'm in love and you might have ruined this for me."
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"Come on, "ruined it." If I did, I did you a favor, by the way."
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"That's one of the most insensitive things you've ever said."
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"I don't think it's insensitive. It's sensitive."
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"- I do. - Let me tell you something."
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"Now, this is a woman who knows seven languages."
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"She's very sweet. I'm taking a leak, the movie's about to start."
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"Look at me, can you look, can you respect... I drove down in rush hour."
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"And those seats are like this."
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"- She tried. - She didn't try."
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""Do you mind? Can't you move?""
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"And then, here's the coup de grâce, you look at her breasts!"
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"You're looking at my girlfriend's breasts!"
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"- How do you know they're fake? - I could take a guess."
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"- Maybe they are fake, what's the big deal? - Nothing, don't call them breasts."
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"First of all, I'm getting... I have that irregular heart thing."
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"It is not a good thing. I'm a recovering alcoholic."
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"- What else? - I can give you the litany."
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"You want to know what my cholesterol was? 272, all right?"
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"I don't need this shit, man. I've known her for six weeks."
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"- Congratulations on the intercourse. - I happen to be a little bit in love with her."
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"A little bit should be the operative word here."
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"I don't know how to... Firstly, it's none of your business..."
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"'cause you're insensitive..."
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"Make you do some readings at night with her in bed?"
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"Does she give you a script and go over the lines with you on the sides?"
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"- Do you read the sides with her? - She reads Wiesel and a lot of things."
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"- She reads Wiesel? - That's right."
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"You know what she should be reading? Emily fucking Post!"
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"That's what she should be reading!"
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"I love you, all right? We have enough good stuff in the bank to get over this."
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"But Saturday night at dinner, could we maybe try to have an apology for this?"
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"Firstly, there's no way I can have dinner with you on Saturday night. That's out."
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"- Am I hearing this? - I'm not having dinner."
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"You'd better call me later on, by sundown."
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"By sundown? What are you, Gary Cooper?"
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"- What's... - That's funny."
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"I'm trying not to laugh, but that's funny. You'd better call me by sundown."
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"By sundown? And is a posse gonna come get me?"
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"That's right."
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"All right, bye."
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"Actually, let's go up and see the kids."
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"Mom, Dad, Larry's here."
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"Really?"
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"I've come to tell you that I'm sorry about the other night."
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"I know you were in the car, you overheard me say something."
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"We were in the car."
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"I'm sorry if I offended you, it was meant as a joke."
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"- It wasn't very funny, obviously. - It wasn't funny."
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"- No! - I thought I was just talking to Jeff and..."
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"You mean you can say that kind of thing to Jeff..."
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"and he thinks it's funny, is that what you're trying to say?"
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"- I'm not saying that. - You don't think it's funny?"
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"I think so."
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"I don't think my wife is Hitler, I love my wife very much."
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"She's given up her career to work full-time for the environment."
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"It was cruel and not nice."
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"It was rotten, if I may say so."
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"- I'm sorry, I agree, it was rotten. - All right, it's over now."
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"- It's over, what you did. - You have to pull yourself together."
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"I do, I'm trying to pull myself together."
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"You have to get a hold of yourself."
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"So, you did what you did, and it wasn't very nice..."
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"but I try to be a nice human being. Forget about it."
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"- As long as you understand. - He understands, he's great."
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"- I'm done with the Hitler stuff. - You're all right."
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"- Easy. - Mom, Dad!"
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"Larry, come, it's so cute."
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"- Jeffrey, get the Polaroid, okay? - The Polaroid."
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"The Polaroid, I'll get the Polaroid."
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"- I'm not gonna go upstairs. - Whatever, you know, it's your business."
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"You wanna, you wanna, you don't, you don't. I can't make you."
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"- I gotta get moving. - Thank you, that was really nice of you."
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"I really appreciate it. I gotta go up there now."
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"I wanted to just get this out in the open."
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"- What the hell? - It's Nancy."
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"And I just wanted you to come over here for one second."
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"I thought we should just talk about this."
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"Tell her what you were telling me the other night."
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"- Why are you doing this? This is silly! - Tell her what you told me the other night."
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