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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Pants Tent (S01E01)

"Cheryl, come here for a second."
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"You want to go to that Dustin Hoffman movie tonight?"
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"- I don't have anybody to go with. - Go by yourself."
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"- Maybe I'll call Richard Lewis. - Call Richard Lewis."
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"What are you doing?"
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"All right, I'll see you later, probably. I'm not sure if I'm going."
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"Here."
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"Hey, Nancy."
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"You know what? You should go to the movies with Larry."
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"Hello?"
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"Jeff!"
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"- Hello. - Forget it."
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"- I'll talk to you tomorrow. - All right, call me tomorrow, bye."
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"- I did. - Jerk."
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"I'm so sorry, you okay?"
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"You're so funny."
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"Did you ever hear the word "decaf"?"
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"We're gonna meet his wife."
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"I love you, nice to meet you. Hope I see you again."
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"What was her reaction?"
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"- No, look at this! - I'm making sure."
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"I told you about the pants, you didn't believe me. You scoffed."
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"before the movie started."
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"Jeff called and left a message on the machine."
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"- What does that mean? - I don't know."
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"He's sorry?"
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"And the thing is, she's gonna ask me again."
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"We did nothing to each other..."
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"- I know. - It's ridiculous."
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"and said that she wanted me to write a pilot for her..."
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"and you said, no, I wasn't available, without consulting me."
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""without even asking me. He's an idiot.""
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"For calling me a fat idiot, listen."
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"of the gay Jew cousin. I gotta go meet them for lunch."
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"Quickly zip in, zip out, and tell them, all right?"
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"- Did Richard Lewis call? - Yes, and he's coming over."
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"Is that Saran Wrap?"
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"That's what I thought, okay."
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"What happened was, Kathy Griffin had called him..."
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"First of all, they're not breasts, they're just big chemical balls, okay?"
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"- This is all bad for me. - We're doing the litany now?"
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"Does she ask you to go over the Neil Simon scripts at night?"
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"The actress?"
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"Not everyone's a moron I go out..."
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"Let me tell you something. Saturday night, do me a favor."
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"- Our relationship's at stake right now. - Get out of here!"
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"There he is, hi, Lar."
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"These are my friends, Connie, Robin, from the Mommy and Me class."
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"I would've told him it was the wrong thing to say."
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"So, it was an error on your part?"
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"It was rotten."
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"Thank you. You've come in and you said it."
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"Sammy is asleep on the floor, he's got his arm around Sarah."
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"And you can see the new wallpaper. Come on."
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"Larry, come here for a second. Look who's here."
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"I can't believe that she's talking to you about this!"
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"Can I just say something here? Okay."
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"- And I wouldn't mind it, if in fact, I did. - Wait a second."
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"Nancy, it didn't happen, okay?"
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"Sometimes they're mysterious sources, I don't know where it comes from!"
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"- Are you crazy? - Wait a second, don't walk out!"
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"Jesus."
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"This is really crowded."
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"Hi, reservation for 8:00, for David."
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"But there are only gonna be two of us."
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"- Yes. - How are you, Cheryl? Nice to see you."
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"- Can I talk to you for a second? - Yeah."
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"- What? - They are upset you didn't come up."
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"- Yeah. - That's insane."
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"- I've already told them they're crazy. - What did they say?"
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"We can't sit two people at a table of four..."
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"We can't sit two in a four, we can sit a four in a four..."
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"- as we're wasting... - But we had a reservation for four..."
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"What I'm saying is, she can find a table for you."
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"I saw it once, it was good."
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"- Did you, really? Which one? - I can't remember."
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"But we can't give preferential treatment here."
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"Easily add two. Come on, join us."
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"- Please do, I've done it before. - We'll see if we can do that."
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"I'll get the white fish then, are you happy?"
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"I just wanna point out, if you're not gonna order dessert..."
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"We talked about it. The thing about the pilot, yeah."
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"What?"
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"Look at this."
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"- What's going on? - Yeah, what's going on?"
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"- It's just material. - Yeah, I know."
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"- But really, look at these pants. - I've seen pants bunch up..."
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"I have never seen a bunch-up like this in my life."
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"- This is like a five-inch bunch-up I got here. - You don't have to play with it."
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"Is it a bad thing? Maybe it's not such a bad thing."
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"'Cause you want people to think you constantly have an erection?"
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"- Is it bad for me to walk around like that? - Yeah, it is."
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"- I got a tent. - It's a big one."
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"It's Monday. What do I do on Monday nights?"
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"I don't know, what? You take a bath?"
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"- Yoga. - You don't have to do it every Monday."
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"Yes, I do."
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"Richie boy!"
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"I was thinking about going to see that Dustin Hoffman movie."
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"You're kidding."
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"Yeah, at the Crest."
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"Yeah, okay, I'II..."
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"Sure, no, I don't care, no, that's fine."
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"9:00."
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"Otherwise, I'll see you on Saturday night. All right, bye."
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"So, is he going?"
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"Yeah, he's going, but you know, he's got a date and..."
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"- Is this his new girl? - Yeah."
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"We're having dinner with them on Saturday."
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"- What is she like? - I don't know, I've never met her."
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"He could've invited me to go along with him. What's the big deal?"
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"He's going to the same movie at the same time."
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"- He has a date! - So what?"
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"You don't ask somebody to go to the movies when you have a date."
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"Hello?"
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"Just hanging around, talking to Larry."
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"What are you doing? Really?"
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"Yeah. He's going to that Dustin Hoffman movie."
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"Yeah, no, he would love to go with you. This is perfect, hold on."
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"She wants to go."
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