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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Pants Tent (S01E01)

"This is insane!"
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"Wait a second, hold it."
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"Now, I came home, and I thought it was really funny..."
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"you stared down, over here because..."
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"Because you had an erection."
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"Nancy, this is why it's funny..."
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"- because you thought that I had an erection. - I "thought"?"
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"But I don't understand the "thought" part."
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"That's what we're saying."
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"Even before the movie, Larry said, "Look at these pants.""
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"I pointed out the pants to her before the movie."
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"Larry, you sat down, and everything was fine..."
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"then I started rubbing your arm, you got a hard-on."
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"- It's not a big deal, I don't care. - It's not a big deal."
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"She was rubbing your arm? Why were you rubbing his arm?"
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"I was upset about the woman..."
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"- I was upset about the woman... - Why didn't you tell me that earlier?"
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"It's so insignificant to me, the whole thing!"
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"- I'm taking in all the facts. - It happened."
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"He got an erection, it wasn't a big deal."
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"If it happened, I would give you credit for it!"
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"I know when I get these things and how they happen."
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"These things, these erection things?"
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"- I know the source. - I know the source, too."
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"I can name sources! Sophia Loren was once a source!"
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"I know my sources!"
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"- Other times, I can pinpoint it! - What about me?"
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"- Am I not even involved in a source? - Yeah, you're a source."
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"- My God! - Listen, you got a hard-on."
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"No, I didn't!"
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"- Look at these pants. - That's not what it looked like."
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"That was flopping, this was not flopping."
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"There was something hard in there and it was your dick!"
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"Let me show you, I'll get the pants!"
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"Why did you have to tell her?"
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"You didn't tell me the whole story, thank you!"
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"Look what's doing here."
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"Yes. I have you for a party of four."
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"Larry, come here!"
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"Excuse me one second."
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"- Cheryl! - Hi!"
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"- I haven't seen you in so long, look at this. - Hi, Mr. And Mrs. Greene."
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"This is Cheryl, Larry's wife, this is Jeff's parents."
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"- Hi. Nice to meet you. - How do you do, Cheryl, is it?"
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"Pretty lady."
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"How's everything?"
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"- She won't tell her about the Hitler thing? - No way."
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"I promise you, no way."
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"There is a little bit of a problem. Remember the other day, you were leaving..."
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"we wanted you to look at the kid?"
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"Susie asked you to come upstairs? My parents are mad you didn't."
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"- They thought you should come up. - Up the stairs? To see the kids?"
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"They're mad at me?"
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""It'd be nice if he would've came up."
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""Who doesn't come up to look at another man's kid?""
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"- So, they didn't even say hello to me. - I know, they're upset with you."
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"- Hold on, she wants to talk to you. - Excuse me."
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"I'm trying to find a place for a table of two, and I just don't have one."
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"- Wait a second. - What's happening?"
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"We'll take a table for two, then."
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"There is no table for two available for another hour and a half."
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"We'll take the table for four, there'll just be two of us."
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"- and the two people couldn't come. - I can't do it, it's not looking good."
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"Thank you."
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"That's fine."
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"You know what, Larry? You should just tell her who you are."
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"- Who am I? I'm a guy without a table. - Try the Seinfeld thing and see if she reacts."
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"Forget it, I'm not gonna say that."
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"It will help. Ma'am, can you come for one second?"
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"Tell her who you are."
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"- He was one of the creators of Seinfeld. - So what, right? Okay, big deal, fine."
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"- I wish I could help you, but... - You've seen it."
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"Great, see? She never even saw the show, good going."
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"Thank you. Larry David, co-creator of Seinfeld?"
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"- Okay, please? Thank you, very much. - Shut up."
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"Seinfeld, Larry David, thank you very much. Come on, let's go."
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"- You wanna eat with him and his family? - I'm starving."
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"- I'm gonna get the veal parmesan. - Honey, I don't think you should get that."
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"I'm gonna have the Fish Frenzy."
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"- What's that? Where do you see that? - Right here."
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"- And it's got grilled shrimp with... - I'm not having that."
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"I'm having white fish, isn't that right, sweetheart?"
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"- Whatever you want, Mom. - Okay."
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"When are you guys going back?"
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"What, is there a hurry?"
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"It's our business."
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"Next Tuesday. I know, because I bought the tickets."
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"Next Tuesday, right?"
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"Listen, Mom, you're welcome to stay with us as long as you want."
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"Good evening, how are you this evening?"
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"I'd like to apologize for the necessity to crowd you a bit."
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"We're very busy tonight, fortunately..."
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"but I hope you enjoy your dinner nevertheless."
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"- Are you Mama's Boy? - I am a mama's boy, and I'm proud of it."
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"- Enjoy your dinner. - Thank you."
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"Enjoy the dinner, thank you."
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"I love to see a black owner, black entrepreneurship."
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"- What does that mean? - What do you mean?"
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"It's just..."
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"it's not really a good deal..."
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"because the entrées are cheaper à la carte, Mom."
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"I don't feel well, I really don't."
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"- Having a nice time? - Having a great time."
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"We've got to do this more often, don't you think?"
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"Maybe I'll call in for next week. Wouldn't that be nice?"
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"Kathy Griffin."
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"- Sorry to interrupt. - Larry, Jeff, Susie."
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"I cannot believe this coincidence. I have been meaning to call you about Larry."
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"- Pilot? - We should do that."
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"- That's what you called him about, I know. - I didn't."
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"I'm saying I'd call you this week."
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"I thought maybe, you might wanna write something for me."
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"- You know? - No, I know."
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"- How do you know? - Because..."
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"I thought it'd be funny if we get together, kick around some ideas."
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"- What's your name, miss? - Kathy Griffin."
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"You're an attractive young lady."
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"You better watch him, miss."
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"All right, I'll talk to you soon. Bye-bye, sorry to interrupt."
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"- Sweet girl. - Look at the way that girl walks."
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