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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Mystery Date Observation (S09E09)

"we can put this behind us and resume our relationship."
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"Or, thanks to you, what I will now call "gloatmeal.""
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"Oh, I don't want credit for that."
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"to make the same mistake with the next woman."
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"Hey, I made French toast sticks."
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"Don't take advice from a man who threw his shoe at a crow."
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"♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪"
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"♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪"
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"Y-You sure you're up for that? She did hurt you."
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"Oh, right, uh, girlfriend. Okay."
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"She should be kind,"
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"and most important,"
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"Isn't that a little unreasonable?"
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"I don't think any of your comfort zones are showing."
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"because my brain just popped out of my shirt."
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"Did you kiss him yet?"
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"he's British."
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"I threw out all my tall ones when I married Leonard."
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"pretend I'm Amy and check the reservation."
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"you're corresponding with someone, it's actually a computer program"
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"And you're afraid it'll do a better job than you?"
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"Siri comes close, but I know more jokes."
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"He's right-- he knows a lot of jokes."
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"And I have the soulful eyes of a cow."
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"And we've seen the prize."
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"about aluminum can recycling?"
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"No, it's the movie your wife doesn't want you to see."
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"But you're curious about aluminum cans."
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"You're a weird little guy."
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"taking her first step towards a lifetime"
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"Well... if she can solve them, it'll prove she's intelligent,"
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"Golly, she sounds too good to be true."
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"It looks like they're having a nice time."
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"I've only been in one long-term relationship."
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"That's a good question."
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"Wait, you're not talking about Dr. Sheldon Cooper?"
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"You've got to tell me about him."
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"It's more of a four-part question, really."
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"how long did it take?"
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"Wow!"
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"I mean, wow!"
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"And you were there to see it?"
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"I'd be too nervous."
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"Someone will show."
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"I'm the bloke who asked the question"
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"talking about your ex-boyfriend."
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"I'm such an idiot."
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"Oh, no!"
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"OMG!"
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"Yeah."
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"I saw you speak at Stanford with Sheldon Cooper!"
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"Okay, never mind."
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"One minute is a long time."
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"plenty of time for a woman to walk through that door"
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"30 seconds."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Oh, fine-- I won't shut my heart"
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"to the love of Jennifer Lawrence."
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"Sounds like a drama queen."
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"Five..."
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"Maybe we did make the test too difficult."
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"it'll just happen."
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"The puzzles were... were really fun."
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"I've never had to translate Klingon"
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"Or, as they say in Sanskrit..."
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"Anyway, I-I just... I knew I had to meet the person"
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"responsible for such a brilliant idea."
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"And I don't need to tell you, there aren't a lot of men"
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"who love physics, archaic languages and flags of the world."
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"Well, you certainly seem"
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"She was late."
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"Uh, thanks for driving me home."
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"Um... listen, you're a really nice guy,"
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"Previously on The Big Bang Theory..."
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""Kup-fun-tor ha'kiv na'ish Du stau.""
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"Do you know what that means? No."
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"Nersh."
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"This is ridiculous-- being upset about Amy all the time"
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"isn't accomplishing anything."
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"If I want to resolve this situation,"
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"then I need to take action."
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"What are you gonna do? I'm going to find her"
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"and ask her to marry me."
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"And if she says no..."
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"He didn't mean that."
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"I think it's so adorable you're making Sheldon breakfast."
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"Well, he's having a rough time."
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"Amy broke his heart,"
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"that crow followed him home."
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"Aren't you worried you're making French toast on oatmeal day?"
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"Ah, well, what's this? A pot of oatmeal?"
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"Oh, Dr. and Mrs. Hofstadter,"
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"lovely to see you this fine morning."
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"You're in a good mood."
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"Yeah, I am indeed."
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"I have decided,"
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"instead of wallowing in sadness about Amy,"
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"it is time that I find myself a new female companion."
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"Oh. Good for you."
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"What brought this on?"
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"I realized something-- when Amy was in my life,"
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"I was hyper-focused on my work and ignored her."
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"And you don't want"
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"so I can hyper-focus on my work again."
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"On oatmeal day?"
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"Ah, I also made oatmeal. Ooh,"
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"that's a lot of carbohydrates for a man on the prowl."
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"it doesn't matter what you look like."
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"Thank you for coming by, gentlemen."
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"No problem. So what's up?"
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"Well, it was the two of you who found Amy Farrah Fowler for me."
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"Now that I'm looking for my next girlfriend,"
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"Oh, no, it's all right. I think of my time with Amy"
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"as a stick of Fruit Stripe gum: sweet and enjoyable at first,"
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"Hubba Bubba over Dubble Bubble? You're crazy."
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"Hey, the jaw wants what it wants."
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"Gentlemen!"
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"But what are you looking for?"
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"is an educated, intelligent woman who shares my interests"
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"patient,"
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