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Clips from The Simpsons - Girly Edition (S09E09)

"- [Groans] - We'll bring you more..."
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"from yesterday's school lunch."
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"No, I haven't, Lisa. Because I went out with a camera..."
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"and did a different kind of story."
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"[Nervous Chuckles] Bart, do you really think-"
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"He's one of... Bart's People."
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"Joe Banks, 82 years young..."
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"has come to this pond every day..."
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"for the past 17 years to feed the ducks."
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"But last month Joe made a discovery-"
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"the ducks were gone."
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"Some say the ducks went to Canada."
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"Others say Toronto."
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"And some people think that Joe used to sit down there, near those ducks."
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"But it could be that there's just no room in this modern world..."
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"for an old man and his ducks."
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"##[Man Singing]"
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"Smithers- [Sniffles]"
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"You think maybe my power plant killed those ducks?"
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"There's no maybe about it, sir."
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"[Sniffles] Excellent."
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"Marge, can I get a duck?"
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"You already have a monkey."
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"Can he get a duck?"
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"- No! - [Chittering]"
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"One man, no ducks. Lisa."
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"That's Kidz Newz. Good night."
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"Way to go, Bart."
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"That wasrt news. That was sappy, manipulative drivel."
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"Well, I'm sorry you couldn't feel for old Joe."
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"- You didn't feel for him either, you big fat phony. - Bart, look up here."
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"This is where the tears would be if I could cry. But I can't."
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"Botched face-lift. You could learn a lot from him, Maryann."
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"They want cheap sentiment? I'll pump 'em so full of sap..."
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"they'll be blowing their nose with a pancake."
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"They call her the "Cat Lady.""
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"People say she's crazy just because she has a few dozen cats."
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"But can anyone who loves animals that much really be crazy?"
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"[Screaming Gibberish]"
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"[Cats Screeching]"
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"The old Union Pacific doesn't come by here much anymore."
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"- [Screaming Gibberish] - [Cats Screeching]"
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"Come on. Come to papa."
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"[Monkey Chittering]"
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"Good boy, Mojo. Now bring 'em down and I'll give you one."
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"[Groans] Stop that. You're a helper monkey."
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"- This isn't helping. - [Chitters]"
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"Oh. I don't need your pity."
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"[Whimpering]"
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"[Chomping]"
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"[Bart] Our forgotten veterans- Their guns are quiet now."
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"Their helmets lost or pawned."
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"Sure, they may not have the right number of stripes..."
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"and the colors are all wrong..."
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"and some purists will tell you..."
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"the American flag doesn't contain the word "Jordache.""
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"But you know, if they run this up the flagpole, I'll salute."
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"- I'm Bart Simpson. - Hmm."
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"Thank you, Bart, for yet another touching Bart's People."
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"- Now, turning to- - I just think our veterans deserve a little recognition."
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"That's what Veterars Day is for, Bart."
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"But is that really enough to honor our brave soldiers?"
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"[Nervous Chuckle] They also have Memorial Day."
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"Oh, Lisa. Maybe you're right, maybe you're wrong."
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"The important thing is veterans deserve a day..."
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"- to honor them. - They have two."
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"Well, maybe they should have three. I'm Bart Simpson."
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"Oh, my. Look at all these letters from people..."
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"who want to be Bart's people, Bart."
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"I wish they could all be Bart's people, Mom. I truly do."
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"I'm proud of you, honey."
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"You're finally giving something back to the community..."
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"after taking so, so much."
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"Hmm. Really makes you think."
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"What does that even mean?"
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"Mom might not see through you, but I do."
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"You don't care about any of these people."
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"Well, If I'm guilty of anything, maybe it's caring too much."
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"- I'm Bart Simpson. - Stop talking like that. Stop it."
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"- [Choking] - Lisa, please."
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"You've absolutely no reason to be jealous."
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"You're still a very important part of Bart's show."
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"[Groans]"
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"Bart's show? If everybody knew what a phony Bart was..."
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"he'd be off that show so fast-"
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"I've got it. [Laughter]"
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"[Yells]"
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"Hey, Lise. Be a doll and hand me that sealant."
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"Hey. Here's another letter for Bart's People."
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"Oh. So many souls, so little ain'time."
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"- [Motor Hums] - " Dear Bart..."
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""I came to this country hoping to share the American dream."
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""But after many years of backbreaking labor..."
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"I find myself homeless and sleeping in a junkyard.""
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"Oh, how terrible. Read on."
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""Should I abandon hope or fight on bravely against impossible odds?""
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"- It is, isn't it? - I'm gonna put him on the air tonight. Live."
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"Oh, Bart, you'll have to ride your bike pretty fast to get out there in time."
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"- Nah, I'll just take the chopper. - They gave you a chopper?"
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"[Wheezing]"
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"- Mojo, will you wipe my mouth? - [Chitters]"
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"- I thought he was housebroken? - [Both] Meh."
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"[Groans]"
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"You said this monkey would be sweeping the floors and cleaning the gutters..."
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"and now he just lies there struggling to breathe."
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"- [Labored Breathing] - [Homer] What do you want?"
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"His cholesterol's through the roof."
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"I want you to take that monkey back..."
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"so he can be rehabilitated and get a second chance."
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"No, no. He's fine."
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"Go on, Mojo. Show Marge your happy dance."
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"[Groaning]"
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"- And so on. - [Groans]"
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"- [Door Opens] - [Footsteps]"
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"- [Door Closes] - [Tires Squealing]"
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"[Gasps] Mojo. What have they done to you?"
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"[Computerized Voice] Pray for Mojo."
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"no one's the wiser."
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"Ew. Uh, thank you, Milhouse."
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"[Clears Throat] Lisa, I've just arrived at the Springfield dump."
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