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Clips from The Simpsons - Girly Edition (S09E09)

"A lot of things get thrown out here."
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"Sometimes even a human being."
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"Somewhere in this pile of twisted metal..."
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"and soiled mattresses-"
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"- [Nervous Chuckles] - lives a poor immigrant..."
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"whose home was cruelly taken away."
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"Yeah. By you!"
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"Groundskeeper Willie! Um, uh..."
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"so you're the immigrant I'm here to help."
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"Help? You destroyed my house..."
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"and reduced me to livir in a dump."
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"Groundskeeper Willie, furious with the government that let him down."
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"- I'm Bart Simp- - [Screams]"
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"- [Laughs] - I'll kill ya!"
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"- [Grunts] - [Screams]"
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"What have I done? Nelson, cover for me."
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"[Clears Throat]"
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"[Imitating Farts]"
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"Oh, Bart. It's me, a jolly policeman."
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"Oh, we got Willie. Come on out so we can give you a medal."
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"- [Groans] - [Yelps]"
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"- [Grunts] - [Yelps]"
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"- Willie, stop! - Away with ya."
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"I got to finish him off while I'm still temporarily insane!"
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"No, you can't hurt Bart!"
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"- What? - Well, not literally."
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"But in a way, isn't he everyone's son?"
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"For you see, that little hell-raiser..."
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"is the spawn of every shrieking commercial..."
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"every brain-rotting soda pop..."
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"every teacher who cares less about young minds..."
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"No, Bart's not to blame."
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"You can't create a monster and then whine when he stomps on a few buildings."
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"- I'm Lisa Simpson. - [Sniffles, Sobs]"
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"You're right. It's all Willie's fault."
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"I've been a terrible father."
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"Hey, Lise. Thanks."
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"Boy, that phony schmaltz of yours sure is powerful stuff."
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"Uh, yeah. But I have a certain respect..."
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"You know, Bart, if we combine your showmanship with my integrity..."
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"we could make kids really care about the news."
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"You're right. If we work together, there's no stoppir us."
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"## [News Theme]"
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"Stay tuned for The Mattel And Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour."
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"You can count on us, Mr. President."
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"Major Nougat, Gooey, Cocoa..."
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"put down those entertaining Mattel products."
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"Colonel Ga-taffy is up to his old tricks."
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"Shut up! I'm trying to watch this."
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"[All] Chocolate away!"
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"- [Murmuring] - Shh."
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"- [Grunts] - Ach! Me pile!"
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"- So who's on your news team? - [Gasps]"
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"But that trivializes the whole idea of Kidz Newz."
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"Mr. Brockman, I need your help. I've got to become..."
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"- [Sobs] - [Applause]"
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"Oh, for Pete sakes, why is that monkey wearing a diaper?"
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"From now on, you're Lisa's coanchor."
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"Oh, this is too perfect."
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"- Kidz Newz. - [Groans]"
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