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Clips from The Simpsons - 'Tis the Fifteenth Season (S15E15)

"(KISSING)"
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"Who's my Secret Santa?"
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"I think it's Homer."
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"Oh, yes, I am."
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"This gift stinks."
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"Homer, you're the most selfish man I know."
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"Oh, come on. Mister Burns is way more selfish."
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"All right, everyone."
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"Everyone gets a five-dollar cafeteria voucher."
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"(ALL MOANING)"
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"And for your boy, a confectioner's card"
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"featuring a current baseballer."
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"It's that rookie from the New York Nine."
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"HOMER: Joe DiMaggio? Yes."
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"It seems they've started letting ethnics into the big leagues."
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"Oh, look! It's Kathy!"
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"I need money for Christmas."
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"I'm sorry. But I'm afraid your card is only worth"
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"I've smudged it with nacho fingers. I must deftly lick it off."
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"Deftly... Thank you!"
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"Freak."
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"Christmas with the California Prunes."
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"(PLAYING JAZZY TUNE)"
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"(SINGING) Yeah..."
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"Yeah..."
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"This is offensive to Christians and prunes."
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"HOMER: Hey, everybody!"
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"We're going shopping at the Springfield Heights Promenade!"
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"I think that's "drop.""
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"its absence from the forest will cause mudslides and flooding!"
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"Cool, a toy store!"
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"Awesome! I'm blasting all the state capitals!"
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"Oh, take that, Salem, Oregon!"
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"That'll teach you to teach me!"
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"A key ring for Marge, key ring for Bart..."
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"If I buy this, I won't have anything left for a Christmas tree."
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"ASTROLABE: Today is the birthday of comedienne Margaret Cho."
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"That's the birthday I'm always forgetting! I must have it!"
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"What a mall!"
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"Can we get our big Christmas tree now?"
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"Stupid jerk!"
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"Now, everyone just relax, lock your doors,"
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"don't make eye contact with anyone,"
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"and listen to the radio."
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"RADIO ANNOUNCER: Now let's downshift into the holiday spirit"
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"with Christmas Convoy."
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"MAN: A star shone bright that silent night"
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"Ninety miles out of manger-town"
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"Three kings put the hammer down"
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"Cause we got a Christmas convoy, ain't she a beautiful thing?"
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"10-4, King of the Jews"
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"Isn't it kind of dry?"
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"Why do things I love always burn?"
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"I thought we had enough money for a good tree."
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"Homer, is there something you're not telling us?"
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"The moon is waxing tonight."
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"What's that?"
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"Uh... Woo-hoo!"
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"Maggie's talking!"
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"Hmm..."
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"You wasted our money on something extravagant for yourself!"
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"ASTROLABE: I am not returnable."
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"(ALARM BLARING)"
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"(SOBBING)"
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"Come on, Marge. I'm not the only selfish person."
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"You have to get your hair done at Supercuts."
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"I guess regular cuts just isn't good enough for you."
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"You just don't get it, do you?"
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"Christmas is a time to think of others."
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"But today, you showed you only care about yourself."
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"That's not true!"
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"You can sleep on the couch tonight."
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"Can't you yell at me now and get it over with?"
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"No."
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"I'm gonna parcel my anger out over the next few days and weeks,"
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"jabbing at you just when you seem the most content."
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"Oh!"
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"Exactly."
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"TV ANNOUNCER 1: Now back to The Year Santa Got Lost"
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"starring Jimmy Stewart as the voice of Mister Mailman."
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"Santa was in an awful pickle."
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"and they were no darn good."
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"So Santa placed a call to Secretary of Defense Melvin Laird."
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"Mr. McGrew? I love that blind senile old man!"
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"I can't find my way back to the home."
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"I heard you the first five times!"
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"You work on Christmas or you're out of a job!"
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"Is that clear, Cratchett?"
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"Sir, I'm over here."
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"Woo-hoo. Sorry, pardon me, ma'am."
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"I see you're expecting. May I listen to the baby's heartbeat?"
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"Oh, McGrew. Once again you've mistaken something for something."
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"(MEOWING)"
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"McGrew, I am the Ghost of Christmas Past."
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"You are so selfish your fiancee is about to leave you."
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"I don't need love."
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"I have money. Sweet, sweet money, yes indeed."
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"Oh, my God! It's like looking at a cartoon version of myself!"
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"Spirit, surely there is some time to reform my selfish ways."
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"Come on, Death. Leave McGrew alone. Take Tiny Tim!"
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"No!"
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""Unloved by all?" No!"
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"Dad, are you okay?"
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"Children! Children, what day is this?"
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"It's Saturday, December sixth."
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"I just saw the greatest cartoon of all time."
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"It was about a miser who was visited by three ghosts at Christmas."
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"And get this."
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"Dad, what you saw was A Christmas Carol."
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"It was written by Charles Dickens 160 years ago."
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"Yeah. TV writers have been milking that goat for years."
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"Reform, Ebenezer Urkel!"
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"Did I do that?"
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"Report, Mr. Sulu."
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"Captain, there appears to be some sort of spirit"
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"It's no use, Captain. He's showin' visions of me future."
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"God, I'm so fat!"
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"I said fire!"
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