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Clips from The Simpsons - Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart (S23E23)

"How did you know?"
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"I saw this picture at Grandma's house,"
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"then I hit the pet stores till I found one"
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"that looked just like it."
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"Oh, Bart, you got me the fluffy pet"
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"Now, last but not least, your present, Homie."
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"Oh!"
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"Before you open it,"
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"you're gonna get a phone call"
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"that will make this your most awesome birthday ever."
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"Well, we're still focused on me"
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"The only golf we'll watch is"
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"ladies' golf, and we're not watching that."
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"Now in three... two... one..."
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"I repeat. One..."
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"Ooooooone..."
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"...ne."
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"Oonnneee..."
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"Please don't say one again."
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"Onnneee."
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"Homie, whatever it is, it's not happening."
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"This yolk-separating camera-hog"
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"was supposed to call you and say happy birthday!"
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"From her show!"
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"A pity kiss?!"
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"That tears it!"
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"I'm gonna call that Paula Paul"
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"and give her a piece of my mind!"
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"Huh? The phone's dead."
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"Uncharacteristic?!"
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"Hm? A chew-through."
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"What could have..."
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"You let this monster into our home,"
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"where he chewed through our one and only phone cord!"
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"Wait! Maybe Paula Paul left a message."
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"Hi, Marge! Paula Paul here, calling live from"
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"What's On Paula's Windowsill?,"
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"ready to wish you a happy birthday,"
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"but since you're not home yet,"
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"we'll go to commercial and call you right back."
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"Hi, Paula Paul, calling back for Marge Simpson!"
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"Kind of a big moment for you,"
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"a little surprised you're not picking up!"
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"Marge, this is just plain disrespectful."
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"I bumped a segment to do this and"
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"you're making me look like an ass!"
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"Screw you, Marge Simpson!"
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"Don't read my books and don't make my recipes!"
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"May my curse follow you beyond the grave!"
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"Check it out! It's on TV!"
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"They're booing you, Marge!"
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"An audience full of church groups and Marines!"
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"Marge, go to hell, Marge!"
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"I think that's enough birthday fun."
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"Why you little... I'm gonna get..."
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"No, Homer."
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"Juries hate that."
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"So instead, boy, I want you to..."
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"Get in that rabbit cage!"
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"No way, man. I'm a free-range kid."
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"No backtalk! In the cage! Now!"
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"Son, do you have a minute?"
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"I really shouldn't have put you in there"
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"So I'm gonna let you out with my apologies."
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"Don't wanna come out."
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"What!?"
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"I like it in the cage."
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"These cedar shavings are a hell of a lot better"
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"than my lumpy mattress."
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"Boy, get out of that cage!"
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"But it's my home now, sir."
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"I'll poke a broom in there!"
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"You know I'm capable of it!"
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"Hey!"
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"you little brat."
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"Aah!"
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"Fine."
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"Stupid kid."
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"Hmm."
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"This isn't comfortable at all."
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"I don't see how a rabbit could possibly..."
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"There. Finished."
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"Awesome revenge, cutting your dad's"
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"face out of a piece of cardboard."
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"No, you dweeb. It's a stencil."
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"I'm going to take Homer's ugly face"
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"and spread it all over town."
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"Can I come? Every vandalism spree"
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"needs an obnoxious laugher."
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"You're in."
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"("The Sorcerer's Apprentice" playing)"
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"If you wake up my pigeons,"
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"they're gonna do their business again."
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"And these days, there's no newspapers"
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"♪ Dri-ving-to-work ♪ What the... huh?!"
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"Wait a minute..."
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"that guy on the poster looks familiar."
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"Geez, it's all over the place."
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"Holy moley!"
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"Quiet night. Nothin' but the sound"
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"of a spray can and kids laughing, heh."
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"Tag, we're it!"
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"Springfield has been hit hard by a mysterious graffiti artist"
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"and his iconic calling-card,"
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"which we have dubbed "Mr. Fatso.""
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"Heard about this thing, boy?"
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"No, no. I'm too concerned with unemployment."
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"Hm, sounds like a lie, but what could he be covering up?"
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"Homie, have you seen our stencil budget for this month?"
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"Not now, Marge."
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"Chief, any leads on this "Vandal Van Gogh"?"
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"I don't traffic in wordplay, Kent."
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"But I do have a message for Mr. Prank Lloyd Wright."
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"Uh, that's architecture, not painting, Chief."
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"They're all artists, Lou. Why don't you open your eyes."
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"Now, as for Mr. Prank Gehry,"
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"you may have thumbed your nose at the police,"
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"Luke Skywalker and, well, every rapper ever,"
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"but unless you prove that this wasn't just a one-time spree,"
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"and take your controversial art form to the next level,"
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