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Clips from The Simpsons - Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart (S23E23)

"I am not impressed."
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"Hmm..."
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"Boy, you like this necklace I just bought?"
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"Pretty dope, don't you think?"
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"So, how do you like working at Swapper Jack's?"
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"Hey, after biting off a man's nose in a prison race war,"
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"selling pre-cooked Pad Thai to soccer moms"
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"Here, I'm not Jailbird, I'm just "Bird.""
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"This is a stick-them-up!"
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"Because I have a gun, you must stick them up now!"
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"Yes, it is loaded, with bullets that you put in my chest."
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"All right, chill, bro. Just chill out."
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"I will chill you, right between your damned eyes!"
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"For once, the Indian has been outsourced!"
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"Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh."
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"Just give me the piece."
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"No... You've got a family, dude."
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"No... Or were you lying when you begged for your life?"
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"Oh, sweet Vishnu the Destroyer, what have I done?"
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"Dude, it's okay. The jails, they don't have room for us now."
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"Wiggum just makes you do book reports for Ralph."
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"But you have to make 'em so it looks like he's done it."
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"That's... that's kinda the hard part."
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"that's puttin' me out of business?"
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"There's a white wine?"
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"And wha-- and a Swiss cheese?"
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"And a potato chip?"
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"And toilet paper?"
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"Wha-what?!"
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"Yo, mysterious pranksters, it's time for dinner."
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"Damn it, she knows!"
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"Just throw in a couple of "fur is murders.""
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"How is fur, murder?"
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"Dad!"
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"Fine. Fur's murder."
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"♪ The streets are ours ♪"
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"♪ And our street are ours ♪"
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"♪ Tonight... ♪"
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"Bart, you've really grown as an artist."
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"Thanks, Milhouse. We make a great team."
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"Hold it right there!"
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"Whoa! Waah!"
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"Need... inhaler..."
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"Oh, God, man!"
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"So, you're the two punks who've been tagging the town."
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"Congratulations."
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"Huh?"
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"Even in death, you're not that safe from me."
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"Is that graffiti or are you opening up a Mommy and Me?"
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"Kenny Scharf, Robbie Conal."
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"I'm Shepard Fairey."
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"What was that name again?"
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"Haw-haw!"
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"I'm the guy who created the Obama "Hope" poster,"
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"and the "Obey" stickers."
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"Man, you're the talkiest bullies I ever met."
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"We're not bullies, we're artists."
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"And so are you."
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"Urban vandalism is now the hottest art form there is."
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"Hey, I got an F in art."
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"Mainly so it would say "fart" on my report card."
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"Bart, we would love to set up a gallery show"
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"for your street art."
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"Well, if it's in a gallery,"
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"how is it street art?"
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"Bart, street art is not about questioning authority."
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"Well, I'll have to discuss it with my partner."
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"Bart, say yes!"
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"with a t-shirt and jeans!"
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"First, I'm not sure you have the shoulders for it,"
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"I put you in a rabbit cage!"
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"I poked your flab back in, square by square."
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"Count me in."
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"What now?"
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"Swapper Jack is reuniting"
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"Led Zeppelin in aisle six?"
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"Swapper Jack's is closing!"
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"No. Do not give me false hope like"
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"the time they said it was only sextuplets."
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"Every successful corporation"
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"harbors a terrible secret."
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"Theirs is that what they sell as chicken is actually monkey."
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"But the drumsticks..."
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"And their chicken pot pie?"
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"Monkey pot pie!"
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"But how 'bout their rotisserie chi--"
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"They scoop them up off the streets of Brazil!"
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"So, we have won."
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"Finally I am lucky at something."
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"You were lucky at love."
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"Yeah, sure, baby."
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"Hey, Bart, check this out."
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"It's funny 'cause it's so preposterous."
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"Yeah."
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"We've hit the big time!"
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""I, Carumba"?!"
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"If my Dad hears about the show,"
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"he might realize Mr. Fatso is him."
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"What the...?"
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"You idiot. Mr. Fatso is you!"
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"What? No. It can't be."
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"That's right, numbskull."
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"Your son's made a fool of you in front of the whole town."
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"Shut up! I'll fix you!"
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"Well, I'll fix you."
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"Go drive a car!"
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"Yes, master."
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"Here, car! Here, boy!"
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"Excellent installation, dude."
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"Ooh, this collar's feeling pretty tight."
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"Oh, this is just a dream."
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"All I have to do is wake up."
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"Pay for your genius!"
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"When a man isn't a hero to his son, he's nothing."
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"I like what used to make a neighborhood look dangerous"
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"now makes it look sophisticated."
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"I like how the painting makes more than I do."
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"Looks like Dad's not coming."
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"He won't leave the car."
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"I can see how this show might not be to his liking."
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