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Clips from The Simpsons - 500 Keys (S22E22)

"Hmm, I hope I haven't stumbled onto my anniversary present."
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"Homer? Oh."
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"Could you please turn down those blimp engines"
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"and tell me where you are?!"
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"Come back, Pooter Toot!"
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"People might be offended by your mild tastelessness!"
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"Oh, isn't that a cute little choo-choo..."
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"Daddy, did you make"
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"that devil's music?"
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"It wasn't me, boys."
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"It was the train."
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"With the... and the... you know, the..."
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"Jesus cries blood every time you lie."
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"Oh."
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"Hey, Lisa."
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"What you doing?"
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"Returning this lost key to Principal Skinner."
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"But that key could open any door in the school."
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"Aren't you curious?"
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"Well, maybe a little."
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"But I'd never break the rules."
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"Little Miss Play-It-Safe."
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"Have a nice day."
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"Just like yesterday and the day before that"
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"and the day before that and the day before that"
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"and the day before that and the day before that..."
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"...and the day before that"
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"Nelson, either tell them what they're having for lunch"
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"or get off the P.A."
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"Sloppy Joes!"
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"...and the day before that..."
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"Tater tots!"
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"...and the day before that..."
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"Ooh, banned books!"
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"Band books!"
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"Could this key open...?"
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"Get thee behind me Namuche!"
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"That's the Buddhist Satan."
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"Let's give it a shot."
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"No problem; just some cobwebs."
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"I've discovered a mystery wrapped in a riddle"
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"in the basement of a lousy school!"
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"It's like five classrooms in one."
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"A science room, student lounge, mathnasium."
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"An experimental theater all set for"
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"a production of Samuel Beckett's Endgame."
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"A pull-down map of..."
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"nothing?"
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"And this ruler is unmarked,"
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"and the tabs on this pop-up book have no effect."
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"And this tooth has no dentin!"
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"What is going on?!"
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"Mother, it is my birthday, not our anniversary."
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"Principal Skinner,"
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"do you know anything about a bizarre hidden classroom"
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"underneath the school?"
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"Mother, I have work to do."
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"Well, it's work if they pay you."
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"They say they're going to."
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"Lisa, I know every moldy inch of this unaccredited school,"
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"but I have never seen such a thing as you describe."
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"I can show you."
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"Well, I have a very busy schedule, but..."
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"Myra, cancel all my appointments."
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"You're just pressing a Mento."
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"Very true."
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"Okay, let's go."
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"Hmm. Is it drinking and driving if you're flying a blimp?"
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"Maybe I can find the answer by texting."
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"Yo, Lenny,"
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"do you know anything about"
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"What was that?"
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"Uh-oh."
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"This train is mocking our intestinal distress!"
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"I don't think I've ever felt this irritable."
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"Ooh!"
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"And now, without further ado, I give you this."
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"What?!"
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""One Thousand and One"
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"Vulgar Marching Band Formations.""
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"Truly these band books deserve to be banned."
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"I swear, there was a room here."
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"Lisa, Lisa, go home, relax."
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"Try to do some kid things."
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"You know, with a ball or something."
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"Or decorate your sneakers with a Magic-brand marker."
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"Oh."
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"Last place anybody would expect to see a moon: the sky."
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"Why, we never!"
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"Good-bye, cruel world!"
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"I'm alive!"
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"And you're my naked fairy-god-boy."
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"Aw, geez, I hope no one heard you say that."
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"And so, to this naked fairy-god-boy,"
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"I present the key to the city."
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"Now do us a favor and lower your pants for the picture."
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"Oh!"
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"Lisa Simpson may be onto us."
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"and for some reason, I always find myself talking to you"
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"Now... Oh, my God, there she is."
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"Act natural. Act natural!"
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"Oh. Oh, hello, student."
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"Um, we were just standing here"
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"I'll just take that key back now."
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"What? No! Give me that!"
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"Backing away from something, Lisa?"
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"I've got to get back in that room,"
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"but Skinner took away the only key."
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"Oh, don't you worry."
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"I'll get my friends The Hardy Boys to help."
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"Lisa's a liar! Pants on fire!"
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"Pull over before somebody gets hurt!"
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"So long, suckers!"
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"Oh! Oh, the Zoomanity!"
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"Aha!"
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"Ah, yes, the Simpsons: a notch and a bump,"
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"two notches and a bump."
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"That's us."
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"Do you think you could reproduce the key in this photo?"
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"Yeah, but it's gonna cost ya."
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